Did you see Sarah Palin (the future VPILF) win the debate tonight? She was AWESOME!!

Ok. I'll admit I didn't watch the debate.
I was going to watch it ... really.
But then...
I saw it.
How could I NOT watch Magic's Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed???

It was AWESOME!!! I learned how to do so many tricks!
Of course, I won't ever do them, because that's witchcraft, and magicians should be stoned, but man it was cool.
So, even thought I didn't watch the debate, I know what was said... let me recap:
Palin: I will fight for every day Americans
Biden: I love Al Queda, homosexual marriage, and I want our troops to die in Iraq so that I can use it as a talking point to get elected.
Palin: I love America, and I trust in God.
Biden: I hate America and wish I lived in France. There is no God, and if there was I would worship Satan.
Palin: I want to give tax cuts to all Americans.
Biden: I want to take all your money and force you to live next to blacks and mexicans.
etc.
So you see, Palin won. End of discussion.