Democrats have McCain on the brain!#

Deep down, they know McCain is the best choice.

 

Wednesday, October 08, 2008 #    Comments [1]  | 

 

Richest Ever!#

We are the greatest and richest nation ever!

Wednesday, October 08, 2008 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

McCain Wins Debate Against That One#

Well we all knew it was coming.... another landside victory for McCain.

The best part of the debate was when McCain referred to Obama as "That one".  Brilliant!

I can't wait to hear more about "That one" and it looks like McCain will be using that line a lot more:

A Republican official emails, on background:  The most memorable line of the night belonged to John McCain. McCain pointed out that “That One” vote for the 05 energy bill. Look for Republicans to note in coming days that “That One” also voted for higher taxes at least 94 times; “That One” has associations with unrepentant terrorists, etc…

 

 

Guess what That-One, you are going down (to Hell).

 

Wednesday, October 08, 2008 #    Comments [5]  | 

 

Progress#

Finally people are starting to react properly to Obama and his supporters.


This guy deserved it.

The article stated:

'He was telling me that he was going to kill me.

'I couldn't believe it was happening - and just because I was wearing an Obama T-shirt. He was trying to make me walk somewhere quieter, saying: 'I've got something for you,' and 'I'm going to kill you.'

You might say, "But LAK, this guy was shot just for wearing a TShirt."  Yes this is true, but you need to think about it in Biblical terms.  Obama is probably the Anti-Christ (93% confidence level), so fighting against him and his supporters goes beyond the laws of man and direct to the laws of Jesus.  Mainly, you must ignore the 10 commandments when you are fighting Satan, less Satan take over the world!

But, if you are an Obama supporter, you don't have to fear being attacked... just repent and support Jesus/McCain.  Problem solved!

 

Tuesday, October 07, 2008 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

100 Maverick Points#

I was sent this graphic from the McCain camp and told that I could post it on my site.

I am so proud.

Just 400 more points and I earn a coffee mug!

Sunday, October 05, 2008 #    Comments [3]  | 

 

Number 1!! Number 1!!#

We are number 1!

Never before in history has a country been so amazingly successful that it was able to carry a debt of 10 trillion dollars.

To give you and idea, this is what 10 trillion dollars looks like:

$10,000,000,000,000.00

How much is that really?

It's about $34,000 per person in the US.  SWEET!!

Now liberal pussies will say that this is a BAD thing... but think about it.

If you are a normal American, you might have $15k in credit card debt.  But, if you are really rich, you might have $800k in credit card debt.

You see?  The more debt you have, the better off you are!

i.e. we are better off than any country has ever been!

Thank you Bush.  Thank you McCain!

 

Friday, October 03, 2008 #    Comments [3]  | 

 

Cubs Turn To Satanist Priest#

The Chicago Cubs were the odds on favorite to win the World Series this year.

But that wasn't enough for them.  They needed to do something to increase their chances.

They should have turned to Jesus and God, and asked for victory.  But they knew....  They KNEW that God would smite them down because they are spawn from the same evil city that has spawned the most evil person to walk the earth since Hitler, and the man who many believe is in fact that Anti-Christ: Barack Obama.

So, knowing that God would reject them, they decided to turn to evil.  That evil came in the form of a Satanic Priest!

Rev. James L. Greanias, who is a "Greek Orthodox" priest was called upon to bless the dugout with "holy water."

Ladies and Gentlemen, this so called "priest" doesn't even celebrate Easter on the right sunday!  We have Jesus, they have Zeus, I think you know which one is real and which isn't.

So, should we be suprised that the cubs have been utterly destroyed in the first 2 games after turning to Rev Greanias and Zeus?  NO!  God and Jesus won't stand for that kind of nonsense, and they are letting the world know that there is only 1 true God, and that god is God (and Jesus).

 

Friday, October 03, 2008 #    Comments [6]  | 

 

Red States Get Eduacation Done Right!#

I notice that blue states are not improving their childs learning like our red states.

Maybe it's because people in blue states are Morans!

 

Friday, October 03, 2008 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

Palin Wins Debate!#

Did you see Sarah Palin (the future VPILF) win the debate tonight?  She was AWESOME!!

Ok.  I'll admit I didn't watch the debate.

I was going to watch it ... really.

But then...

I saw it.

How could I NOT watch Magic's Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed???

It was AWESOME!!!  I learned how to do so many tricks!

Of course, I won't ever do them, because that's witchcraft, and magicians should be stoned, but man it was cool.

So, even thought I didn't watch the debate, I know what was said... let me recap:

Palin:  I will fight for every day Americans

Biden: I love Al Queda, homosexual marriage, and I want our troops to die in Iraq so that I can use it as a talking point to get elected.

Palin:  I love America, and I trust in God.

Biden:  I hate America and wish I lived in France.  There is no God, and if there was I would worship Satan.

Palin:  I want to give tax cuts to all Americans.

Biden: I want to take all your money and force you to live next to blacks and mexicans.

etc.

So you see, Palin won.  End of discussion.

 

Friday, October 03, 2008 #    Comments [13]  | 

 

Kids are so cute#

This kid makes me wish I had some little Bill'Os running around my house.



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Thursday, October 02, 2008 #    Comments [3]  | 

 

A-Rabs!#

I don't know why this women, who is clearly a Republican, is saying that she wants Hillary to win, but her comments about the A-Rabs and Blacks are right on the money!


Wednesday, October 01, 2008 #    Comments [10]  | 

 

Fundamentally Irresponsible?#

Fareed Zakaria has written a new piece for Newsweek where he makes the claim that:  McCain's selection of Sarah Palin as VP is "fundamentally irresponsible!"

Oh really???

Well you know what I call fundamentally irresponsible!?!! 

How about the fact that someone named Fareed Zakaria has a job working for Newsweek???

How about the fact that he looks like this:

How about the fact that he speaks with an accent, and yet is allowed to comment on US issues?

How about the fact the his guy is not in GITMO right now??

How about the fact that any day of the week, this guy or one of his family members, might be allowed on the same flight you are on!!??

THAT is what I fundamentally irresponsible!

I'm an American, a Republican and a Christian, and I don't take kindly to brown skinned, accent speaking, mulsum worshiping foreigners bad mouthing America's greatest hero of the past 100 years: John McCain!

 

Tuesday, September 30, 2008 #    Comments [6]  | 

 

Palin Can Multitask#

When I first saw the cover of The New Yorker I thought they were just saying that Palin has done a wonderful job watching over Alaska has the greatest Governor they have ever had (and clearly the hottest Governor!!), but they seem to be neglecting her amazing foreign relations experience.

But I was wrong!!

Take a closer look:

That is RUSSIA!! 

You see, Palin was keeping track of both Alaska AND Russia at the same time!

Clearly she is the most experienced VP pick of all time!  I can't wait for the VP debate when she gets to smack down that dumbass Joe Biden.

 

Tuesday, September 30, 2008 #    Comments [5]  | 

 

McCain WON THE DEBATE!#

I KNEW IT WOULD HAPPEN!!!!

MCCAIN WON THE DEBATE!!!

HE KILLED OBAMA!!!

IT WAS A 100% SLAUGHTER OF MUSLUM IDEAS!

MCCAIN IS THE BEST!!

OBAMA IS AN IDIOT!

MCCAIN IS GREAT!

OBAMA IS MUSLUM!!

Saturday, September 27, 2008 #    Comments [12]  | 

 

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