A-Rabs!#

I don't know why this women, who is clearly a Republican, is saying that she wants Hillary to win, but her comments about the A-Rabs and Blacks are right on the money!


Wednesday, October 01, 2008 #    Comments [10]  | 

 

Fundamentally Irresponsible?#

Fareed Zakaria has written a new piece for Newsweek where he makes the claim that:  McCain's selection of Sarah Palin as VP is "fundamentally irresponsible!"

Oh really???

Well you know what I call fundamentally irresponsible!?!! 

How about the fact that someone named Fareed Zakaria has a job working for Newsweek???

How about the fact that he looks like this:

How about the fact that he speaks with an accent, and yet is allowed to comment on US issues?

How about the fact the his guy is not in GITMO right now??

How about the fact that any day of the week, this guy or one of his family members, might be allowed on the same flight you are on!!??

THAT is what I fundamentally irresponsible!

I'm an American, a Republican and a Christian, and I don't take kindly to brown skinned, accent speaking, mulsum worshiping foreigners bad mouthing America's greatest hero of the past 100 years: John McCain!

 

Tuesday, September 30, 2008 #    Comments [6]  | 

 

Palin Can Multitask#

When I first saw the cover of The New Yorker I thought they were just saying that Palin has done a wonderful job watching over Alaska has the greatest Governor they have ever had (and clearly the hottest Governor!!), but they seem to be neglecting her amazing foreign relations experience.

But I was wrong!!

Take a closer look:

That is RUSSIA!! 

You see, Palin was keeping track of both Alaska AND Russia at the same time!

Clearly she is the most experienced VP pick of all time!  I can't wait for the VP debate when she gets to smack down that dumbass Joe Biden.

 

Tuesday, September 30, 2008 #    Comments [5]  | 

 

McCain WON THE DEBATE!#

I KNEW IT WOULD HAPPEN!!!!

MCCAIN WON THE DEBATE!!!

HE KILLED OBAMA!!!

IT WAS A 100% SLAUGHTER OF MUSLUM IDEAS!

MCCAIN IS THE BEST!!

OBAMA IS AN IDIOT!

MCCAIN IS GREAT!

OBAMA IS MUSLUM!!

Saturday, September 27, 2008 #    Comments [12]  | 

 

McCain has won the debate!#

In times like these, we need a leader who is sure of himself. This is John McCain.

McCain knows that no matter what, he will win the debate tonight. So why not start running ads today that declare him the winner?  I call that "forward thinking".  

Jesus once said "why put off till tomorrow what you can do today" and this is exactly what McCain is doing, declaring victory today, rather than wasting an entire day before declaring the win tomorrow.

We know now that the Republican presidents are picked by God to lead the world: George Bush told us that, so my guess is that God has already told McCain all the questions in the debate so he can have the answers read in advance, thus guaranteeing a win in the debate.

The big question is, will Obama deny that he is a mulsum tonight??  I hope the moderator will ask him if he loves Iran more than America.... that will make for some good television!!!

 

Friday, September 26, 2008 #    Comments [6]  | 

 

Timeout!#

Ok my friends... hold on now...

We got some problems in our economy (caused by Obama) and I think that we all need to take a break from the campaign and work on the economy for a while.

But noooooo.  Obama wants to keep the debate on friday!!  How is John McCain supposed to focus on campaigning AND the economy at the same time??  Do you think George Bush ever has to focus on 2 things at the same time?  NO!  So why should John McCain?

By reusing to reschedule the debate, Obama has just proven that he hates America, hates our government, hates the economy, hates white people (because whites have jobs that are impacted by the economy taking a dump), and hates women.

So Obama, why are you such a racist?

Thursday, September 25, 2008 #    Comments [5]  | 

 

Great New McCain Ad!#

This ad is great:



I like how they drive home the Muslum part.

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Tuesday, September 23, 2008 #    Comments [1]  | 

 

Obama Caused Mortgage Crisis!!! #

I bet recently you have been hearing a lot about how McCain's chief economic advisor Phil Gramm caused the mortgage/banking/insurance crisis via his bill that removed regulations on those industries to help protect peoples investments.

I have to admit, the liberals make a good argument (even if it is not true).  They basically try to convince you that 1) McCain and Gramm pushed through deregulation 2) Deregulation caused the recent financial meltdown, (and here is the leap of logic) so therefore McCain and Gramm helped cause this disaster.

How stupid do they think we are?  Just because you helped pass a law doesn't mean you are *for* that law!  For example, John McCain said he wouldn't vote for his own immigration bill.  See?

But if you get some lib up in your face about how Bush and McCain caused the economy to die in America, just point them to the facts: Obama caused the financial crisis!

"Home mortgages have been a political piƱata for many decades," writes Stan J. Liebowitz, economics professor at the University of Texas at Dallas, in a chapter of his forthcoming book, Housing America: Building out of a Crisis.

Liebowitz puts forward an explanation that he admits is "not consistent with the nasty-subprime-lender hypothesis currently considered to be the cause of the mortgage meltdown."

In a nutshell, Liebowitz contends that the federal government over the last 20 years pushed the mortgage industry so hard to get minority homeownership up, that it undermined the country's financial foundation to achieve its goal.

See that?

The reason we are in this giant problem isn't because of McCain and Bush, it is because of Obama and the other blacks (and/or mexicans) who go out and buy houses!

I know that legally black people can own property, and I think changing that would be pretty hard to do in the short term, but isnt' there anything we can DO???  First they killed home values by buying houses in nice neighborhoods, forcing everyone to move if they still wanted to live in a crime free neighborhood, and now they have killed our economy!  Something must be done, what can we do?

 

Tuesday, September 23, 2008 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

McCain 13 - Obama 1. HAHAHAHA !!!#

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

McCain kicks Obama's ass in so many categories.

Who is more fit to lead?  Who is healthier?  Who is smarter?  Who loves America more?  Who loves Jesus more?  Who does Jesus love more? etc.

Now we have another category: Who has more pimp rides?

Answer:  McCain has 13x more cars than Obama!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHA 13 times more!!

You know you suck at life when you and your wife only own 1 fricking car.  They are a 1 car family!!! HAHHAHAHAHA!!!  Obama you are so pathetic.

Do you know ANYONE (in the US) who only owns 1 car and isn't on welfare?  Me neither!

I even heard a rumor that Obama sometimes BIKES places!!!  No I don't mean a motorcycle, I mean a BIKE, like what you rode around when you were like 12 years old!! HAHA.   What is this, France???  HAHAHHAA Obama you evil muslum tool.  You can't get Osama Bin Laden to spring for an extra couple cars so you can fit in with us here in America?

Now, to be fair, I only own 4 cars, and I have to admit that I actually have friends who only own 3 cars (they don't have any kids, so it's cool with me).  But to only own 1 car is down right unamerican!

Obama, come back when you can afford a few of these:

(PS Obama BLOWS!)

 

Monday, September 22, 2008 #    Comments [8]  | 

 

Greenspan knows nothing#

Alan Greenspan is one crazy old man.

What I mean is...

He is super old, and therefore super crazy.

Just look at this dude:

Personally I don't think anyone over 65 should be allowed to work in the federal governemnt.  Old people are just clueless and don't really understand anything.

For example, recently he made the totally crazy statement that we are in for a once-in-a-century economic crisis.

Come again??  Has he not been watching TV lately?  John McCain has been saying over and over and over that our economy is fundamentally strong.

Did you hear that Alan?  "Fun-da-ment-ally stroooooooong".

Greenspan didn't stop there... he had even MORE crazy things to say.  For example, he said that giving tax cuts to weathly Americans, while at the same time borrowing billions from the Chinese, would be a BAD idea!  I guess this guy really hasn't been hearing McCain talk at all. 

Who is this guy?  What makes him qualified to make these wild and crazy predictions?  The liberal media just tries to find some old guy who used to work for Bill Clinton or something and then they convince him to say the economy is bad and that is "news"?

Let me ask you this... if it IS news, then why isn't FoxNews reporting on it??

Check and mate.

Monday, September 15, 2008 #    Comments [23]  | 

 

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