Lesson To Live By#

 

Friday, August 01, 2008 #    Comments [7]  | 

 

Republican Jesus#

Sweet!

Republican Jesus, as if there is any other kind.

I wonder if the artist would do this design in stained glass for my church?

 

UPDATE: I just came across this.  Take THAT Al Gore!!  Time for a PMITAP!

Thursday, July 31, 2008 #    Comments [6]  | 

 

Leave Barack Alone? HELL NO!#

This homosexual thinks we should leave Barack alone. What do I think? I think it is our duty as Americans and as Christians to smear Barack every chance we get.

If we keep throwing enough mud on this guy, something will stick, and even if it doesn't, it keeps him out of the press.  Renewable energy, reducing taxes on the middle class, healthcare for everyone, bringing our troops home etc.  These are NOT things we want the public talking about.

So do your Republican duty today: tell at least 10 people that you heard a rumor that Barack is a mulsum, and/or is going to surrender to terrorists!

 

Thursday, July 31, 2008 #    Comments [11]  | 

 

Jesus Was NOT Gay! #

I heard someone last night say that maybe Jesus was gay.

He never married.

He was always hanging out with 12 men.

He ended every prayer with A-Men.

Well of course that person is going to burn in enternal hell fire, but what about his time on earth?  I think Jesus might have some CIA torture sessions in his future.

See this youtube video for proof of what happens when you suggest that Jesus was a homosexual:

 

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Saturday, July 26, 2008 #    Comments [7]  | 

 

Great Americans Speak Alike#

Is George W. Bush the greatest American ever.  Probably, but Batman is a close second.

Watch this gameshow where contestants try to decided who said it, Bush or Batman!

George W. Bush and Batman: Real American Heros.

 

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Thursday, July 24, 2008 #    Comments [3]  | 

 

You Want To Get Stabbed?#

Watch out for the darkies if Barack Obama wins, they will be looking for revenge for all that slavery nonsense and they will want to take it out on your family, with knives and guns.

It's crazy really.  99% of negros had it better as slaves.  The were given work, and in return they got good food and a roof over their head.  NOW they are living in poverty and can't get a job and are just shooting each other and getting shot by the police.  I bet they wished they were slaves again.

 

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Thursday, July 24, 2008 #    Comments [8]  | 

 

Anyone know anything about this interview?#

This is the first I have seen of this Good Morning America interview.

We all know McCain has a bit of a temper problem, so I am glad to see that he is becoming more at home in front of the camera.

 

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Wednesday, July 23, 2008 #    Comments [3]  | 

 

Liberal Media Lies About Ancient Bible#

The liberal media is at it again, lying about everything.

World's Oldest Bible Goes Online is the story of a 4th centry Bible, the oldest on Earth, going online for scholars and Republicans to study.

However, they claim that this version of the Bible doesn't have Jesus being raised from the dead!  Instead Jesus' body is simply missing from the tomb!

So if Jesus didn't raise himself from the dead, then what happened to his body hmmmmm?

I tell ya, these liberal media outlets are just stupid.

The Bible is the word of God.  It is true and timeless.  Everone knows Jesus was raised from the dead, and everyone knows that the Bible is the original word of God, and everyone knows that in the original Bible Jesus was raised from the dead, so why are we even disucssing this? 

Tuesday, July 22, 2008 #    Comments [3]  | 

 

The Respect Bush Deserves#

Finally the people of San Francisco are giving George W. Bush the respect he deserves.

A San Francisco measure seeking to commemorate President Bush's years in office by slapping his name on a city sewage plant has qualified for the November ballot.

The measure certified Thursday would rename the Oceanside Water Pollution Control Plant the George W. Bush Sewage Plant.

This is really a good sign for the country.

The number of liberals, homosexuals, atheists and hethens in San Francisco is among the highest in the world.

If we are winning the PR battle there, it looks likke this will be a pretty nice year for John McCain and God and a bad year for Barack Obama, Osama Bin Laden, homosexuals and Satan!

 

Monday, July 21, 2008 #    Comments [14]  | 

 

McCain, Can I Be The First?#

I know that McCain doesn't have many supporters, so I would like to offer to be the first person listed on the webiste:

http://www.johnmccain.com/supporters/


 

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Sunday, July 20, 2008 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

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