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The liberal media is at it again, lying about everything.

World's Oldest Bible Goes Online is the story of a 4th centry Bible, the oldest on Earth, going online for scholars and Republicans to study.

However, they claim that this version of the Bible doesn't have Jesus being raised from the dead!  Instead Jesus' body is simply missing from the tomb!

So if Jesus didn't raise himself from the dead, then what happened to his body hmmmmm?

I tell ya, these liberal media outlets are just stupid.

The Bible is the word of God.  It is true and timeless.  Everone knows Jesus was raised from the dead, and everyone knows that the Bible is the original word of God, and everyone knows that in the original Bible Jesus was raised from the dead, so why are we even disucssing this? 

Finally the people of San Francisco are giving George W. Bush the respect he deserves.

A San Francisco measure seeking to commemorate President Bush's years in office by slapping his name on a city sewage plant has qualified for the November ballot.

The measure certified Thursday would rename the Oceanside Water Pollution Control Plant the George W. Bush Sewage Plant.

This is really a good sign for the country.

The number of liberals, homosexuals, atheists and hethens in San Francisco is among the highest in the world.

If we are winning the PR battle there, it looks likke this will be a pretty nice year for John McCain and God and a bad year for Barack Obama, Osama Bin Laden, homosexuals and Satan!

I know that McCain doesn't have many supporters, so I would like to offer to be the first person listed on the webiste:

http://www.johnmccain.com/supporters/

I saw this today on one of the bad internets.

This kind of joke is not funny because it is not true!

Priests are men of God, they would never do such a thing!

No man would ever engage in homosexuality unless he really wanted to burn in hell.

Then vote for a Demon-crat!

This Billboard is 100% right!

Jesus has been sending me dreams showing what will happen if Democrats are elected: basically we all die in nuclear terrorism.  But if we elect Republicans, McCain blows up Iran... WWIII... Jesus comes back.... rapture etc.

Make it happen people!!

It's true that John McCain doesn't use computers, doesn't send emails, and has to rely on his wife for help using the computer.  But, he "is aware of the internet" so that's good.

Even better, it appears McCain has turned to the experts to learn how to use one of these fancy new computer machines!  McCain will be using Video Professor to learn how to turn on a computer, and he hopes to be "getting online by himself" sometime in the future!

Just look:

Apparently there is a great news publication out there called The New Yorker.  Normally I would never read anything from New York as that is one of the focal points of a) democrats, b) homosexuals and c) jews, but I guess I have been really missing out on a great fair and balanced look at politics!

For this latest issue, they have investigated what an Obama presidency would look like and here is what they came up wth:

Notice that Obama appears to have changed back into his favorite clothes: muslums attire.  Also Michelle is now free to take out her black anger in a militant way.  Notice the "terrorist fist jab" they are doing???  They appear to have decorated the oval office with pictures of their mentor: Osama Bin Laden, and they keep warm by burning American flags.

It's good to see that the media is finally picking up on what I have been saying all along!

My liberal "friends" (liberals I know that I haven't been able to be arrested by the NSA yet) keep talking to me about how Bush has destroyed the dollar, and that "the dollar is weaker than ever".

Allow me to present evidence to prove you wrong!  Here is a chink (from China, not a Korean chink) using a single US dollar to break 8 chopsticks.  He used the dollar after this video to pay for dinner for everyone there.  Why is our economy so great and theirs is so bad?  It's because they decided to  work with the Democrats in Germany back in 1940.  Democrats in German is Nazis.  The Chinese decided to bomb us so now look at them, how pathetic.