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It's true that John McCain doesn't use computers, doesn't send emails, and has to rely on his wife for help using the computer.  But, he "is aware of the internet" so that's good.

Even better, it appears McCain has turned to the experts to learn how to use one of these fancy new computer machines!  McCain will be using Video Professor to learn how to turn on a computer, and he hopes to be "getting online by himself" sometime in the future!

Just look:

Apparently there is a great news publication out there called The New Yorker.  Normally I would never read anything from New York as that is one of the focal points of a) democrats, b) homosexuals and c) jews, but I guess I have been really missing out on a great fair and balanced look at politics!

For this latest issue, they have investigated what an Obama presidency would look like and here is what they came up wth:

Notice that Obama appears to have changed back into his favorite clothes: muslums attire.  Also Michelle is now free to take out her black anger in a militant way.  Notice the "terrorist fist jab" they are doing???  They appear to have decorated the oval office with pictures of their mentor: Osama Bin Laden, and they keep warm by burning American flags.

It's good to see that the media is finally picking up on what I have been saying all along!

 

My liberal "friends" (liberals I know that I haven't been able to be arrested by the NSA yet) keep talking to me about how Bush has destroyed the dollar, and that "the dollar is weaker than ever".

Allow me to present evidence to prove you wrong!  Here is a chink (from China, not a Korean chink) using a single US dollar to break 8 chopsticks.  He used the dollar after this video to pay for dinner for everyone there.  Why is our economy so great and theirs is so bad?  It's because they decided to  work with the Democrats in Germany back in 1940.  Democrats in German is Nazis.  The Chinese decided to bomb us so now look at them, how pathetic.

Dude Breaks 8 Chopsticks With A Dollar - Watch more free videos

"Israel's message is simple: If you don't, we will. "

Please please please please please please please please.

Someone sent me this link, all I can see is the headline that says "God Arrested For Selling Concaine Near Church!!!"  The rest of the page is not loading for me!!!!!  OHHH I hate the evil internets.  I wouldn't have this problem if the tubes weren't getting all stuck with stuff.

Can anyone tell me what the article says?

Did God say anything to his followers?

Did he have a message about voting for John McCain?

When will the rapture be???

If there is one thing that Liberals will never understand, it's that God is real and they are going to hell.

But, if there is a second thing that they will never understand, it is that being smart isn't a good thing.

Liberals LOVE to act as though being smart and educated is a positive, when we Republicans know that it just makes you a damn fool!

Think about this... you get a Republican who goes to a Christian school, gets a high school education maybe, gets married at 19, has 3-4 kids by the time he is 21, works on the farm or at the ol'mill, drives a pickup truck (milage be damned!) and you ask him some questions...

Q: Is God real?

A: Hell yeaw He real.  And I'll kick the crap outta any queer who say he aint!  (correct)

Q: What is the most dangerous treat to our nation?

A: The damn Mexicans that keep comin up round these parts.  Takin our jerbs and speakin their damn mexican languages.  If I see one those wetbacks playing soccer I am gonna get my shotgun and run them outta town!  (correct, Barack Obama would have also been a correct answer)

Q: Was invading Iraq the right decision?

A: Fuck yea!  That bastard bomd our country and I say good riddens.  And to all the pussies who are upset about it I say we just nuke the whole God Damned camel jockey land.  There aint nothing but jews and muslums there anyhow.  (correct)

Q: Who you going to vote for?

A: John McCain, who else, the muslum?  (correct)

MORE AFTER THE FOLD!

When California started letting the homosexuals to marry, I knew it was the beginning of the end for marriage in general.  What married couples have is special, (used to be special) and now that it has been tarnished, why bother?  Might as well just get a divorce. 

Think about it. 

Remember when you were 15 and you were about to get your first car.  Your dad said you could have any car you wanted so long as it was under 200k and street legal?  Remember those days?

You thought long and hard and finally arrived at your decision: a Mercedes Benz SLK.  It was so awesome.  You never wanted to part ways with that car.

But now, imagine that Pedro the mexican kid who got a "Scholarship" to attend your private school (and who also did your family's yard work) ALSO got a Mercedes Benz SLK.

Then, owning the SLK would be basically meaningless!  Why bother owning a car like that if people like Pedro own the same car?  It's pointless.  You might as well just smash it to pieces for the hell of it rather than continue to own the same car as a person like Pedro.

The same thing applies to marriage.  I don't even want to be married anymore.  It's like I had this thing that I could hold over homosexuals and be like "See?  I am better than you because I am not disobeying God" and now I don't have that anymore.  Instead, now we are BOTH married.  It's almost like somehow I am a little bit homosexual myself just for being married.  All the gays are getting married... I am married.... does that make me a little gay??  That really pisses me off.  I'll have to talk to a lawyer.

 

A big thanks to my friend "Greeky" for sending me this awesome image:

Greeky is awesome.

As a young adult, this guy actually took out a loan to buy powerful paintball gun.

Now I would have preferred that he bought a REAL gun so that he could shoot any foreign bandits coming through the area, but who could have forseen the future when the same type of evil foreigners would actually be on the verge of taking over the White House?

How old is the Earth?

This is a question that lots of scientists waste their lives trying to figure out. It's a pointless exercise, especially when we already know the answer: 6000 years.

It's so simple, even Children's coloring books get it:

When I look at this picture of Jesus riding a dinosaur, only 2 things come to mind:

1) Damn, Jesus was fricking AWESOME!!

2) Jesus is sure like John McCain in a LOT of ways.  I bet if Dinosaurs were still around, John McCain would ride them too.

 

You all need to check out www.ImVotingRepublican.com.

They have a great video explaining why we need to vote for Republicans!

 

We already knew Obama was a liar.  That is why God shamed him and marked him with colored skin.

But now we have proof!  Behold Obama's birth certificate!

Now all along Barack has said his name was "Barack Hussein Obama" but it turns out it was all a lie!

His real name is....

Barack Hussein Obama II

That's right, he is a Jr!!!

We can't have a Jr in the White House!!!  We believe in originality in the United States.  There has never been a Jr in the White House, and if Jesus has anything to say about it, there never will be!

 

The most important thing, aside from forcing our Children to worship Jesus Christ for their own good, that a President can do, is to be a master for foreign policy.

People in the Obama campaign keep saying that he will be ok with foreign policy, but just because you are a foreigner, have a foreign name, are a secret muslum, and have relatives who came from Africa, doesn't mean you are qualified to deal with foreign issues because to YOU those issues would not be foreign policy, they would be homeland policy!

Just think about how confusing it will be for Obama in meeting with the Department of Homeland Security! He will keep thinking they are talking about defending Africa or Iraq!  "No Barack, the United States is the homeland we keep talking about, not your Muslum country of berth."

Just listen to this clip of him talking about his meeting with German President Vladimir Putin!



Does Obama know German President Putin?? I bet not!!

In fact, they asked Obama if he knew the German President and he said "Are you talking about Koehler or Chancellor Merkel?" HAHHAAHAHA No Barack you dummie. We are talking about German President Vladimir Putin!!

HAHAAH Barack you are dumb!  You moran!