To My Friends At The Flat Earth Society#

I just wanted to give a quick shout out to my new friends at the Flat Earth Society.  I was just over at the site for the first time, and I am really excited to read some of their evidence! 

I had never really thought about it that much, even though the Bible does have some mention that the earth is flat, but now that I am starting to see evidence to support it, it is really exciting!

Saturday, February 17, 2007 #    Comments [7]  | 

 

Ode To Al Gore#
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You'll never be President, Cause George Bush beat you.

Frequent LiberalsMustDie.com commenter, GodHatesLibs, provided this fantastic piece of art in a recent comment.  I thought you would all enjoy it!

There's tons of snow upon the ground.
They say there will be more.
I'd like to work my tensions out
By punching out Algore!

For making that mis-titled film
"An Inconvenient Truth",
I'd plow my fist into his jaw
And knock out every tooth!

His "global warming" 's nothing but
Pathetic myths and lies.
I'd drive my knee into his crotch
And blacken both his eyes!

Get this: he flies a private jet
To get from town to town!
Because he's such a hypocrite,
I'd love to beat him down!

Algore, you are a stupid man.
You're worthless, sad and weak.
I'm glad that you're not president,
Because you're such a freak!

Al Gore, you are such an evil individual! I hope your deal with Satan is really good, because one day you will wish you had not sold you soul.
Saturday, February 17, 2007 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

US Troop "Surge" Working Great!!!#

First, stop the Iraqi and make sure he isn't carrying any weapons.  Then ask him if he is a Christian.  If not, then arrest him for interrogation!Looks like the Democrats are wrong again (are they ever right?).

Dems said the troop surge wouldn't work, and yet it seems that there is overwhelming evidence that it has worked GREAT!!
Iraqi army Brig. Gen. Qassim Moussawi, a spokesman for the Baghdad commander, said only 10 bodies had been reported by the morgue in the capital, compared to an average of 40 to 50 per day.

Only 10 bodies!!  Based on what they make, that is like having on 1 US person murdered overnight in a town each night.  And 1 is almost none!

George W. Bush, you did it AGAIN!  Amazing how you seem to have a nack for making all the right decisions at all times.  Almost if God was telling you what to do eh? :)

I wonder what Obama will say about this, seeing as how he wants to get our troops out of Iraq.

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Friday, February 16, 2007 #    Comments [15]  | 

 

Obama Girls Ramadan Presents?#

Muslum Barbie for the Obamas? When Ramadan (it's like the Muslum Christmas) comes around, does Barack get his daughter presidents like these?

I heard someone say that he got them "Fulla" dolls (pictured on left).

In the last year or so, Barbie dolls have all but disappeared from the shelves of many toy stores in the Middle East. In their place, there is Fulla, a dark-eyed doll with, as her creator puts it, "Muslim values."

If this is true, then I think it is really terrible!!

Why would a person who wants to be President of the United States be teaching his children that they should blow themselves up killing as many Americans as possible if they really want to get into heaven! 

That just isnt' the way a Christian would act, and here in America we are a Christian Nation!

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Thursday, February 15, 2007 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

How Ironic! Scientsts on the verge of proving God exists!!#
And then God was like... hey, I got yo God particle right hear.  BOOM!  And then he killed everyone.

Scientists believe that they are only months away from proving once and for all that God exists!!!

What will Satanists, errr I mean Atheists like Richard Dawkins have to say, when their fellow liberal scientists have turned against them?? 

What will Muslums and Democrats say?? 

Will they beg for our (Christian Republican) forgiveness??  Will they agree that the Bible is true?  Will we finally be able to outlaw homosexuality?  Will slavery be legalized again? 

My God it will be a great time to be alive!!  Stay tuned!

Thursday, February 15, 2007 #    Comments [49]  | 

 

Global Warming Proven False#

Global warming is false, just look how cold it is out there. I think this about sums it up.

The hearing on 'WARMING OF THE PLANET' had to be cancelled because of an ice storm.

And yet these Global Warming idiots don't get it!

Global warming is just a lie!

Thursday, February 15, 2007 #    Comments [29]  | 

 

Former NBA Star Tim Hardaway Loves God, Hates Homos#

If there were ever gay basketball players, this is the kind of crap you can expect.  Disgusting!!!  OMG!!!I want to thank NBA star Tim Hardaway for being so brave and courageous!

Most people are "afraid" to speak their mind about homosexuals, about how they are evil and they hate God, and they worship Satan, and how they live a disgusting lifestyle etc.

But not Tim Hardaway. He should really be recognized as a hero for standing up to the homotocracy and saying what 99.99% of Americans believe!

When asked about playing with a homosexual, Hardaway had this to say:

"I wouldn't want him on my team. Second of all, if he was on my team I would really distance myself from him because I don't think that's right and I don't think he should be in the locker room when we're in the locker room." 

Bravo Tim Hardaway... bravo! "Well, you know, I hate gay people," Hardaway said.  "I let it be known I don't like gay people. I don't like to be around gay people. I'm homophobic. It shouldn't be in the world, in the United States, I don't like it."

If only the liberals in this country would "wise up" and start realizing that homos are destroying our country and our world. God will punish us for allowing them to be homosexual in His world.

I think Dr. Martin Luther King would be really proud to see this type of progress in our country!

50 years ago, could anyone have predicted that black people would have come so far, as to be able to hold "prejudges" and be "ass crazy bigoted" toward OTHER people? 

"The Dream" has come true!

 

Thursday, February 15, 2007 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

Obama Girls Ramadan Presents?#

Muslum Barbie for the Obamas? When Ramadan (it's like the Muslum Christmas) comes around, does Barack get his daughter presidents like these?

I heard someone say that he got them "Fulla" dolls (pictured on left).

In the last year or so, Barbie dolls have all but disappeared from the shelves of many toy stores in the Middle East. In their place, there is Fulla, a dark-eyed doll with, as her creator puts it, "Muslim values."

If this is true, then I think it is really terrible!!

Why would a person who wants to be President of the United States be teaching his children that they should blow themselves up killing as many Americans as possible if they really want to get into heaven! 

That just isnt' the way a Christian would act, and here in America we are a Christian Nation!

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Thursday, February 15, 2007 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

Get Ready For Another War: Iran#
Iran is going to feel like a Cheny hunting partner... shot in the face!!

This is soooo awesome!

Cheney's top aide has says that 2007 is ‘The Year Of Iran.’

Not only that, but a U.S. Attack is ‘A Real Possibility’!!!

This is so kick ass.  When all is said and done, GWB could go down in history has being the President who waged the most wars of all time!!

I say this...

Iran wants nukes, well lets give them an up close demonstration.

How about a 50 Mega Ton Bomb right in the capital!!  As the great Jerry Falwell said "Blow them away in the name of GOD!"

 

Tuesday, February 13, 2007 #    Comments [14]  | 

 

Lewis Black Mocks My Beliefs!!#

This "comedian" who openly admits that he is a Jew, suggests that I am a "F*ck nut"!! WTF!!

The worst part is that he is trying to make fun of us for realizing that fossils were put in the earth by the devil to try and convince us that God is not real!

But does Lewis give 1 single reason for why the Devil couldn't have done this?? NO!!



For all I know, Lewis is under the power of the Devil right now!!

Ever heard the phrase "Here comes the Devil, dressed in black"?  Well now remember that "Black" is Lewis Black's LAST NAME!! OMG!! 

I suppose that is just a conincidence too!?

 

Tuesday, February 13, 2007 #    Comments [14]  | 

 

Muslums Slash Childrens Heads: Someone Save Obama's Kids From This!#

Does Barack Obama like to cut open the heads of kids?  If so, that is crazy!  If not, then why is he a Muslum? This article is shocking!!!

Apparently, it is a Muslum tradition to go around cutting their heads, and the heads of children with swords!

Someone needs to find the Obama kids, and make sure that Barack is not savaging them by cutting open their head with his Muslum Saber.

His children are still young enough that they could, even through they are "Obamaians", they could still grow up to be good Christian Republicans. But if we stand by and let Obama attack them in the name of Shiite Muslim saint, Imam Hussein.

Imam Hussein... where have I heard that word before... Hussein.

Oh I know... that is the name of Saddam Hussein, and it's the middle name of Barack Obama, AKA Barack Hussein Obama!

Those kids are in real danger from this man, who may have been brainwashed during his time at a Muslum Madrassa (aka terrorist training school), and someone needs to help them, ASAP!

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Tuesday, February 13, 2007 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

Hacking RichardDawkins.net!! POWNED!#

Thanks to my tech friends at The Heritage Foundation, we have powned another liberal website.

http://richarddawkins.net/ has basically been down all day!!! OH YEA, big up to Jesus!

Maybe THAT will teach you to be an atheist!!!

 

Monday, February 12, 2007 #    Comments [71]  | 

 

My.BarackObama Blog#

Check out my blog on BarackObama.com!

Does Obama really stand for Free Speech, or will they remove my posting, just because it is of questionable truth.

 

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Monday, February 12, 2007 #    Comments [8]  | 

 

True Cause Of Global Warming: Dinosaur Farts?#

This week, Congress held its first hearings on the bogus IPCC report on climate change. That report, which was put together without a single representative from the religious communities, "concluded" that global warming is “unequivocal” and human activity is the main driver, “very likely” causing most of the rise in temperatures since 1950.

Notice that they only say it is "very likely."

Why are they not 100% sure?  Because it isn't true.  If it were true, they could say "We are sure that global warming is real" but they can't say that can they?

There are still things unaccounted for, like the possability that Dinosaur Flatulance.

My good friend Rep. Dana Rohrabacher (R-CA), had something to say on the subect.  "We don’t know what those other cycles were caused by in the past. Could be dinosaur flatulence, you know, or who knows?"

Exactly!

Dinosaurs were all over the earth just a few thousand years ago, and they were really big.

Their farts could... to this day... still be warming our atmosphere, the way God intended it to... naturally!

Global warming is just a scare tactic used by the left and the scientists to scare people into thinking they are smart.

Don't believe it!

 

Monday, February 12, 2007 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

Announcing OsamaLovesObama.com!#
Ladies and Gentlemen, I am pleased to announce the creation of a new website: OsamaLovesObama.com, to address what I consider to be the greatest danger to our country in the last 400 years.

Some say Obama is not a terrorist, and yet he has still not denied it!!

Do you know he was raised in Hawaii???  That is practically a foreign country; half way to China, the original Pearl Harbor bombers!

Like most Dumb-o-crats, Obama thinks that just because he want to Harvard Law, that means that he is smarter than most people, including our President George W. Bush.

Obama wants to fund "science", which is another way of saying that he doesn't believe that the Earth is 6000 years old.

Maybe Obama needs to read his Koran more!!

Also, Obama claims to be black... so let me address this next point in 2 ways, based on color.

If you are white, read the next line.  If you are black, please skip this line and move down to the spot "Blacks start here again".  Don't cheat!

Whites read here
Ok, my fellow white Republicans.  Do you really want to let a black person into the white house??  I mean, remember back when Powell was going to run, and we were like.... oohhhh CRAP!!!  I mean, can you imagine what would happen.  The white house would be filled with "rap music" and "house parties" at all hours, keeping our nation from getting any work done.  Welfare would be extended to everyone, and think of the millions of dollars that you would have to pay in reparations!!!  Have you ever heard of a President sipping on a 40 while meeting with the joint chiefs??  Well that would be our reality!  So let me leave you with one thought "Secretary of Defense 50 Cent".  Is that what you want?  Now, skip over the black section and move down to the bottom.

Blacks start here again 
I want to speak to you blacks, not as a white Republican who has been holding you down so many years, not as a racist, or support of racism, but rather, as a fellow American.  You have been waiting years for a black president.  But I am afraid that I must break the news to you: Obama is half white.  You see, he is truely not black.  He never grew up on welfare, he was living in other counties.  His white mom raised this boy to be as white as the snow.  He is mocking you by calling himself black.  Next time you see Obama, ask him what kind of music he likes.  10 bucks says he doesn't say Gansta Rap.  If you want to support a REAL black man, I suggest you look into a great black man named Alan Keys.  This guy will really make you love the Republican party, and reall make you proud to hate gays.

EVERYONE

Finally, I would just like to point out 3 things that I think are critical reasons why Obama is not qualified to be president:

  1. Obama sounds like Osama
  2. Barak is an arabic name
  3. His middle name is Hussein

Remember to check out OsamaLovesObama.com, which can also be accessed by BarakHusseinObama.com and BarakOsama.com.

Thank you, and remember to support the President, George W. Bush, and vote GOP (God's own party).

Sunday, February 11, 2007 #    Comments [10]  | 

 

I'm A Cop You Idiot!!#

Arnold Schwarzenegger means business when it comes to midgets and illegal aliens.

At a recent pro-illegal rally, arnold pulled a gun on one of the illegals and forced he/she to go back to Mexico!

USA USA!!!

Friday, February 09, 2007 #    Comments [3]  | 

 

"Poll shows Arabs dislike Bush"??#

The Arabs should love Bush!!  He has brought them Freedom, and has been working hard at saving their souls by converting them to Christianity!!>
<a href=This story just shows that Muslums will never appreciate when we do nice things for them.
The survey of 3,850 people in six Arab countries rated President George W. Bush as the most disliked world leader, while the United States and Israel were viewed as significantly greater threats than Iran.
Bush goes in there and gives these idiots Freedom.

But of course they hate Freedom, so they blame him for this being a bad thing.

Then, Bush takes it a step further and tries to save their souls by converting them to Christianity! But do they THANK him for this? No!!! They bitch about Alah and Budah and Zeus or whoever they worship.

I guess they just WANT to go to hell when they die.

Friday, February 09, 2007 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

Has Jesus Come Back?#
The original Jesus was white, but could the new Jesus be black?  ... and eating young girls? If this is true, it could mean that Jesus has come back.

I wrote earlier about how the original Jesus was white, but this new Jesus specifically calls himself "Black Jesus," which again makes me believe that the original Jesus was white, otherwise why would he be known NOW as "Black Jesus"? If he were black all along, then there would be no need to change the name.

Some of the details are a little strange through.

More after the jump.

Friday, February 09, 2007 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

Democrat Gives Terrorist A Winning Strategy!!! TREASON!!#

I can't believe this!!

Rep. Gary Ackerman (D-NY) should be put in front of a firing squad for this!!  It is HIGH TREASON!!!  (Of course he is a Democrat).

Ackerman pointed out, IN PUBLIC, that the US Army is afraid of homosexuals, and mentioned that the terrorists could run us out of Baghdad if they got a platoon of Lesbos to come after us!!

How many brave US servicemen will now die at the hands of a Terrorist Lesbo thanks to Mr. Ackerman?!? 



Friday, February 09, 2007 #    Comments [6]  | 

 

Liberals Are Dumb, and Homosexualish#
This proves it, liberals are dumb. Liberals are stupid and enjoy homosexual sex!

That is one of the many conclusions you can draw from this study I found on the impact of IQ.

The study measured peoples IQ and found that if you are dumb, you are more likely to:

a) hate God

b) get divorced

c) engage in homosexual sex

d) believe the lies of evolution.

Liberals? They dumb!

Click below or click on the image to view the full chart.

Friday, February 09, 2007 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

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