I'm A Cop You Idiot!!#

Arnold Schwarzenegger means business when it comes to midgets and illegal aliens.

At a recent pro-illegal rally, arnold pulled a gun on one of the illegals and forced he/she to go back to Mexico!

USA USA!!!

Friday, February 09, 2007 #    Comments [3]  | 

 

"Poll shows Arabs dislike Bush"??#

The Arabs should love Bush!!  He has brought them Freedom, and has been working hard at saving their souls by converting them to Christianity!!>
<a href=This story just shows that Muslums will never appreciate when we do nice things for them.
The survey of 3,850 people in six Arab countries rated President George W. Bush as the most disliked world leader, while the United States and Israel were viewed as significantly greater threats than Iran.
Bush goes in there and gives these idiots Freedom.

But of course they hate Freedom, so they blame him for this being a bad thing.

Then, Bush takes it a step further and tries to save their souls by converting them to Christianity! But do they THANK him for this? No!!! They bitch about Alah and Budah and Zeus or whoever they worship.

I guess they just WANT to go to hell when they die.

Friday, February 09, 2007 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

Has Jesus Come Back?#
The original Jesus was white, but could the new Jesus be black?  ... and eating young girls? If this is true, it could mean that Jesus has come back.

I wrote earlier about how the original Jesus was white, but this new Jesus specifically calls himself "Black Jesus," which again makes me believe that the original Jesus was white, otherwise why would he be known NOW as "Black Jesus"? If he were black all along, then there would be no need to change the name.

Some of the details are a little strange through.

More after the jump.

Friday, February 09, 2007 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

Democrat Gives Terrorist A Winning Strategy!!! TREASON!!#

I can't believe this!!

Rep. Gary Ackerman (D-NY) should be put in front of a firing squad for this!!  It is HIGH TREASON!!!  (Of course he is a Democrat).

Ackerman pointed out, IN PUBLIC, that the US Army is afraid of homosexuals, and mentioned that the terrorists could run us out of Baghdad if they got a platoon of Lesbos to come after us!!

How many brave US servicemen will now die at the hands of a Terrorist Lesbo thanks to Mr. Ackerman?!? 



Friday, February 09, 2007 #    Comments [6]  | 

 

Liberals Are Dumb, and Homosexualish#
This proves it, liberals are dumb. Liberals are stupid and enjoy homosexual sex!

That is one of the many conclusions you can draw from this study I found on the impact of IQ.

The study measured peoples IQ and found that if you are dumb, you are more likely to:

a) hate God

b) get divorced

c) engage in homosexual sex

d) believe the lies of evolution.

Liberals? They dumb!

Click below or click on the image to view the full chart.

Friday, February 09, 2007 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

Ted Haggard Is Now "Completely Heterosexual"#

Just because you frequently pay a male prostitute to have sex with you, doesn't mean you are gay.The Rev. Ted Haggard emerged from three weeks of intensive "gay curing" counseling and is convinced he is "completely heterosexual," telling oversight board that his sexual contact with men was limited to his accuser.

Unfortunately, Haggard and his wife are going to be leaving Colorado Springs, and will not be continuing work as a minister.

Instead, Haggard AND his wife, are going to BOTH pursue "Masters Degrees" via online programs like the University Of Phoenix.

One of his male "overseers," who helped Haggard through his FLAG (Feeling Like A Gay) problems was the Rev. Tim Ralph of Larkspur.

"He is completely heterosexual," Ralph said. "That is something he discovered."

When it comes to homosexualism, or the issue of church leaders molesting young boys, H.B. London, who runs a Focus on the Family ministry to pastors, has a different outlook on Haggards FLAG problems, "He is certainly gifted and intelligent and has an intuitive side to him. And he has life experience. Those are good credentials."

 

Wednesday, February 07, 2007 #    Comments [7]  | 

 

$1000 Bet On Iraq About To Come Due#

Why does the liberal media only report the BAD car bombings!Since 2003 left wing pussy Juan Cole has been bitching about the US going to war with Iraq.

First he was saying that we shouldn't go to war, then he was saying that there were no WMD, then he was saying that we were going to be stuck there, then he started talking about civil war and a bunch of other junk I don't understand.

Juan is the perfect example of why American hates liberals and the left wing.

More after the jump.

Tuesday, February 06, 2007 #    Comments [3]  | 

 

Colts Win: World Officially Going To Hell#

Satan lead the Colts to a Superbowl win. Well I guess we are screwed. The Colts kicked the Bears ass, and as we point out earlier, this is a clear indication that Satan is gaining full control over the world.

The Rapture must be right around the corner.

I am really excited about the Rapture, but really disappointed that the evil-doers have seemingly won.

We used to be a country of Puritans, worshiping God, burning witches, and killing hethen Indians.

No, we have devolved into a demon worshiping country of Democrats, liberals, and homosexuals.

When you go an elect Democrats, no wonder Satan's power grows!
Monday, February 05, 2007 #    Comments [9]  | 

 

Todays Superbowl Game Could Gauge War Between God and Satan#

Ditka is God's favorite football coach of all time.Today is Superbowl Suday, and we are seeing a matchup of 2 teams, each representing one side of the never ending fight of Good (Bears) vs Evil (Colts).

God is obviously going to be supporting the Bears.

It is not just me who sees this obvious fact.  Others have noted similar connections:

God wants the Bears to win. If you don't want the Bears to win, you're against God. If you're against God, you're going to Hell.

There it is, cheer for the Bears, or suffer eternal damnation.
and
God wants the Bears to win

There's symbolism in this that proves that God backs the Bears. Change just one letter for Chicago and you get "Beads", as in "Rosary".

But for Indianapolis, stick in that horseshoe from their helmets and you get "Cults". Sure sounds satanic to me.

More after the jump.

Sunday, February 04, 2007 #    Comments [3]  | 

 

Atheists and Muslums in Massachusetts Must Go To Jail!!!1!1 #

I just found this awesome piece of legislation, which is suprisingly from one of the states I hate the most, Massachusetts.

PART IV. CRIMES, PUNISHMENTS AND PROCEEDINGS IN CRIMINAL CASES

TITLE I. CRIMES AND PUNISHMENTS

CHAPTER 272. CRIMES AGAINST CHASTITY, MORALITY, DECENCY AND GOOD ORDER

Chapter 272: Section 36. Blasphemy

Section 36. Whoever wilfully blasphemes the holy name of God by denying, cursing or contumeliously reproaching God, his creation, government or final judging of the world, or by cursing or contumeliously reproaching Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, or by cursing or contumeliously reproaching or exposing to contempt and ridicule, the holy word of God contained in the holy scriptures shall be punished by imprisonment in jail for not more than one year or by a fine of not more than three hundred dollars, and may also be bound to good behavior.

You hear that Liberals????

1 year in PMITAP, or maybe even a FPMITAP!!!

We need to make this a federal law, so that ALL Atheists and Muslums in ALL 50 states can be thrown in jail!!

Praise God!!

 

Thursday, February 01, 2007 #    Comments [6]  | 

 

Bears = God's Team#
Here is even more proof that the Bears are God's team, and that they are going to have HIS power behind them in the Superbowl!



Colts fans who are true Christians will root for the Bears, or face damnation.

Thursday, February 01, 2007 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

Venezuela Finally Gets Something Right#
Chavez seen shaking his fist at Bush and yelling 'REVENGE!!!!'

Venezuela is basically an honorary member of the Axis Of Evil (just like the Clintons), but recently they did something that we should demand our government to do: giving the present vast powers to rule by decree

Is there anything more American than the President?  Why not give him more power to rule as he sees fit?  He knows what is best for you and me.  Don't you remember, he is The Decider, and The Decision-Maker.

If Bush had these powers, think off all the good things that he could do! 

Social Security?  See ya later!

Minimum Wage?  No more of this economy killing Democrat tool of the devil.

Iraq War?  Drop some nukes on em.

North Korea?  Iran?  Venezuela?  France?  See the "Iraq War" example above.

Border Security?  "Shoot on site"!

Global Warming?  If you mention it, you go to jail.  That's easy enough right?  Problem solved!

Homosexuals?  Either convert to Christianity and become a hetero like me, or get deported!

Muslums?  Convert or be deported!

Jews? Convert or be deported!

Atheists?  "Shoot on site"!

Our country would be so much better....  why didn't the Republicans do this before the Demon-crats took over??  Dang it!

 

Thursday, February 01, 2007 #    Comments [5]  | 

 

Superbowl: The Ditka Factor#

As you may know, Mike Ditka was a hall of fame tight end for the Chicago Bears, before becoming their coach and leading them to their 1985 Superbowl victory.

But, even before that, Ditka was a die hard Republican!

Ditka had considered running for Senate, and I am really sad that he didn't because then he would have put a quick end to this "Obama" terrorist guy back in 2004.

But I digress... 

Now, with God throwing his support behind the Republican Ditka's favorite team, the Bears, what can we expect?

Click below to see what is in store for the residents of Miami.

 
 
Tuesday, January 30, 2007 #    Comments [7]  | 

 

Homo Sex Is WHAT????#

This is terrible!!
 
 
Those poor Christian were just minding their own business, out protesting homosexuality, spreading the Word of God, that homosexuals are evil and are going to burn in hell for being gay, and this obviously gay man (he is wearing a pink shirt) comes up and does this!!
 
How sad. 
 
America is this what you want???  Homosexuals able to walk free among us?  Free from persecution?  Is this really the America you want to live in?  Well you have brought it on yourselves by electing Democrats!! 
 
So next time you go to vote, remember that it is the DEMOCRATS who allow homosexuals to walk the streets with your children!
 
Tuesday, January 30, 2007 #    Comments [7]  | 

 

Proof The Bible Was 100% True!#

This is a diagram of Jesus social network, kinda like a MySpace for biblical times.



(Click on the image above for a bigger diagram. )

What do you Atheists have to say now???

Even a 5 year old can see that Jesus is right in the middle of this network, and he is MUCH bigger than any human could ever be.  Only God can be that big! 
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Monday, January 29, 2007 #    Comments [7]  | 

 

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