Proof The Bible Was 100% True!#

This is a diagram of Jesus social network, kinda like a MySpace for biblical times.



(Click on the image above for a bigger diagram. )

What do you Atheists have to say now???

Even a 5 year old can see that Jesus is right in the middle of this network, and he is MUCH bigger than any human could ever be.  Only God can be that big! 
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Monday, January 29, 2007 #    Comments [7]  | 

 

Hunger Strike For Illegal Mexicans Rights#

"Diana Ponce talks on a phone in the yard of her San Pablo home Wednesday, the fifth day of a hunger strike to protest the gathering of armed volunteers, the Minuteman Project, at the Arizona-Mexico border to keep illegal immigrants from entering the United States."

This has got to be the fattest illegal ever.  How the hell did this thing slip past border security?

From the looks of things, she might be able to go YEARS without eating.

I mean, she must have like 18-24 months worth of fat that she can live off of, just like a bear during hybernation.

BTW, where does an illegal like this get enough money to buy all that food??  If she is making $3/hour, at 100 hours a wekk that is 300 bucks a week.  From the looks of it, she is probably eating 12-14 Big Macs per day.  That equals out to around $36-42/day or $252-294/ week, leaving her only a few dollars a week!!  How does she do it?

Sunday, January 28, 2007 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

John Edwards Is a Hypocrite!!!#
John Edwards might be crossing over to talk to dead people, but all they are telling him is that he is going to lose

Democrat John Edwards, who claims he is running for President to help the poor, has not problem helping himself to the biggest house in the county

Knight approved the building plans that showed the Edwards home totaling 28,200 square feet of connected space. The main house is 10,400 square feet and has two garages. The recreation building, a red, barn-like building containing 15,600 square feet, is connected to the house by a closed-in and roofed structure of varying widths and elevations that totals 2,200 square feet.

The main house is all on one level except for a 600-square-foot bedroom and bath area above the guest garage.

The recreation building contains a basketball court, a squash court, two stages, a bedroom, kitchen, bathrooms, swimming pool, a four-story tower, and a room designated "John's Lounge."

I guess John made more money in his previous job, as a world renowned psychic who can talk to dead people, than he wants us to know about.

Now, if he were a Republican I wouldn't care.  Republicans are rich and are trying to get richer.  But for someone to both be rich and at the same work to help poor people, that is disgusting (this includes you John Kerry, Warren Buffett, and Bill Gates).

This is what I call "Class Warfare"! Us rich people didn't want to start this war, but we sure as hell will finish it!

Saturday, January 27, 2007 #    Comments [5]  | 

 

Not Just "The Decider"!#

Bush is expanding his territory!

No longer is he just "The Decider", from now on he is also "The Decision-Maker"!

Dont mess with Bush, he is the Decision maker!  Booya!
 
Suck it Libs!!
 
We are sending more troops to Iraq and there is nothing you can do about it!
 
 
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Friday, January 26, 2007 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Which Way To Iran?#
Click on "read more" and see if you can tell which direction Iran is?
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Friday, January 26, 2007 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Is This The Start Of The Iranian War? About Time!#

Ok Billy Bob, now if you see any Iranian lookin fellers, you shoot them like a bull moose going to the superbowl.  What does an Iranian look like?  Well, just like an Iraqi. Finally, some good news!
The Bush administration has authorized the U.S. military to kill or capture Iranian operatives inside Iraq as part of an aggressive new strategy to weaken Tehran's influence across the Middle East and compel it to give up its nuclear program, according to government and counterterrorism officials with direct knowledge of the effort.
Let the Iranian War begin!

How long after the Iranian War starts will the Rapture happen? Maybe a few weeks?

I'm so excited!

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Friday, January 26, 2007 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Has Google Seen The Light?#

I have always been hard on Google.

They rejected my site for AdWords, they are a member of the liberal media, and they frequently do things that really piss me off, like directly aiding terrorists, saying that Bush is an Asshole, building their organization with stem cells.

But last week I noticed that they were calling Barack Obama a terrorist, and now they have updated their search so that the search Miserable Failure no longer returns George W. Bush as number 1!

Google, this is a good step, but I could use a bump in my page rank ok?  3??? WTF!  Come on now, I have to be at least a 4!  Put aside your hatred of my chrstian values and do what is right, increase my page rank!

This is a great step, but I will hold back my endorcement until that same search returns a Democrat.

Friday, January 26, 2007 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Iraqis Need To Learn How To Drive!!#

Those idiots in Iraq need to learn!!

The left lane is for passing!!!

So either speed up, or get out the way damn it!



 

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Thursday, January 25, 2007 #    Comments [7]  | 

 

What is Live.com saying?#
I tried asking Microsoft's new search engine, Live.com, "Why WWII Happened?" and the results were very clear: A picture of Al Franken.

Why did WWII happen?  Was it because of Al Franken, Liberals, or Jews?  I don't know which Live.com is trying to tell me!


So what is Live.com try to tell us?  I have come up with the following possible answers.
 
1) Al Franken caused WWII.  I don't know how old he was at the time, but he has always been someone who has been destroying America.  Maybe back then he wanted to destroy the world?  I dunno.
 
2) Liberals caused WWII.  Maybe Al was too young to have caused WWII, but Liberals would be a good answer to this question.  Pretty much everyone on the Axis side of WWII was a liberal.  Hitler, Mussolini, Emperor Hirohito and Stalin were all avid Liberals.  Thank God we had a Republican in the White House to save the world with his steadfastness.
 
3) Jews caused WWII.  I dunno live.com, that is kinda harsh don't you think?  I mean, maybe it is technically true.  Hitler did hate the Jews a lot.  Could this be the right answer?  I dunno, it's a bit too extreme, even for me!
 
Well I am going to go with option 2.  I guess Liberals are pretty much to blame for everything! 
 
If only Satan could be killed, then there would be no one to support the liberals on Earth, and God could just wipe them out.  Oh well, maybe on day.  The Rapture should be coming soon right?  I can't wait!
 
 
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Thursday, January 25, 2007 #    Comments [14]  | 

 

Tom Cruise Is "Jesus" Of Scientology? LOL!!#
What a joke.

Tom Cruise has been told that he is the "Christ" of Scientology.

Scientology leader David Miscavige believes that in future, Cruise, 44, will be worshipped like Jesus for his work to raise awareness of the religion. A source close to the actor, who has risen to one of the church’s top levels, said: “Tom has been told he is Scientology’s Christ-like figure. “Like Christ, he’s been criticised for his views. But future generations will realise he was right.”
Scientology is such a joke.
 
Scientology says that an evil alien "Xenu" (not unlike the evil aliens crossing our borders from Mexico) rounded up his enemies, had them frozen, threw them into the volcanos of Hawii, caught their souls, brainwashed their souls, and then set them free to infect humans.
 
What utter crap.
 
We all know that the Earth was created in 6 days by God, and on the 7th day he rested.  Then he created Adam in his image, and created woman from one of Adam's rips.  He later killed off everyone on Earth (except 1 family) with a flood and impregnated a woman without having sex with her so the son of God could be born, killed, and then later rise from the dead.  Pretty simple isn't it? 
 
Why do people believe such utter nonsense?  I'm talking about the Scientologist story of course, not the real story of God.  I don't get it.
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Wednesday, January 24, 2007 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

Hillary's Fake Boobs!#

There is no way this sclupture is an accurate depiction of her breasts.

Those are like, the breasts of a 23 year old hottie, not Hillary.  Come on get real! 

She has to be more saggy.

 
 
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Wednesday, January 24, 2007 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

Ignore These Bogus Numbers!#

I keep seeing charts showing that "Americans Don't Support The President."

Nothing could be further from the truth!  Real Americans have always supported Bush, and they will continue to do so.  The people who don't support him are the pusillanimous liberals, the left wing media whores, and illegal aliens.

Besides, this poll was created by a leftist news company, MSNBC, so you know it is total BS right?  Right?

This poll was created by left wing evil doers!!!
 
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Wednesday, January 24, 2007 #    Comments [5]  | 

 

Can we survive a Hillary Presidency?#

Can this country survive a Hildabeast Presidency?

I don't think so!  

Jewish girls are crazy!!  Can you picture someone like this running our country?


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Wednesday, January 24, 2007 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

State Of The Union#

Don't watch the first 5:45 of this video.

Skip to 5:45 to see Cheney murder Nancy Pelosi, and then keep watching for the terrible response from the 2 clowns of the Democratic party: Hillary and Barak.



Wednesday, January 24, 2007 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Alberto, you are the greatest AG of all time!#
Alberto Gonzalez is the greatest Attorney General in the history of the world, even if his parents were illegal immigrants.

He is truely a great pettifogger!

He can take anything, from the Constitution, the Magna Carta, or even a Supreme Court ruling and somehow find a way to read it so that it does exactly what President Bush wants it to do.

This man is a true patriot!

Just watch this video of him fending off some pesky liberal questioners.



You see, the Constitution says:
 

Article I, Section 9:

The Privilege of the Writ of Habeas Corpus shall not be suspended, unless when in Cases of Rebellion or Invasion the public Safety may require it.

But just because it can't be "suspended" doesn't mean that you don't have to "apply it" to a certain group of people who follow a certain religion and talk with a certain accent!  Brilliant!!

Wednesday, January 24, 2007 #    Comments [3]  | 

 

Finally Google Gets Something Right!! Barak Osama is a Terrorist!#

Finally, Google gets something right.

Barak is obviously a terrorist... just look at his middle name, Hussein.
 
Tuesday, January 23, 2007 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Poll: What Will Bush Say?#
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Tuesday, January 23, 2007 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

Did North Korea Accidentally Nuke their Balls?#

The AP has various stories out there that seem to indicate that something happened to the "Testes" of the North Koreans after recent nuclear tests.

Did they irradiate their testicles or something?

That would be funny if they couldn't have any kids.  HAHAH LOL.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Even The Aliens Want To Bomb Iran!!#

It looks like Iran has bigger problems that the United States.  UFOs have started appearing over Iran in a clear indication that if Ahmandinejad doesn't stop screwing around, and give in to any demands made by President Bush, there is a good chance that Iran will be hit with a phaser strike from orbit.

Some people have suggested that the Aliens might be friendly to the Iranians.  "Aliens" sounds like "Iranians," both have non-white skin color, both are about 4' tall.  But this is not even close to being true.

Click below to see who the Aliens really support!

Tuesday, January 23, 2007 #    Comments [1]  | 

 

Bush Vows To Attack Iran!! Bring em on!#
Bush is going to bomb Iran back into the stone age!  OMG it is going to be da bomb!! LOL get it?

White house insiders are telling people that Bush is ready to attack Iran if Iran "doesn't STFU and get in line."

Ok maybe those weren't the exact words they used, but you get the idea.

I can't take this suspense anymore!  I keep checking online hoping to see that the bombing has started!  It's going to be the greatest war ever (even better than Iraq)! 

God will be really happy.  First we attacked Iraq (Shia Muslums), and now we are going to get the rest of them (Sunni Muslums) in Iran!  So sweet. 

I wonder if Jesus and God get together to watch our wars like we watch the NFL playoffs?  Probably.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007 #    Comments [5]  | 

 

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