I tried asking Microsoft's new search engine,
Live.com, "
Why WWII Happened?" and the results were very clear:
A picture of Al Franken.
So what is Live.com try to tell us? I have come up with the following possible answers.
1) Al Franken caused WWII. I don't know how old he was at the time, but he has always been someone who has been destroying America. Maybe back then he wanted to destroy the world? I dunno.
2) Liberals caused WWII. Maybe Al was too young to have caused WWII, but Liberals would be a good answer to this question. Pretty much everyone on the Axis side of WWII was a liberal. Hitler, Mussolini, Emperor Hirohito and Stalin were all avid Liberals. Thank God we had a Republican in the White House to save the world with his steadfastness.
3) Jews caused WWII. I dunno live.com, that is kinda harsh don't you think? I mean, maybe it is technically true. Hitler did hate the Jews a lot. Could this be the right answer? I dunno, it's a bit too extreme, even for me!
Well I am going to go with option 2. I guess Liberals are pretty much to blame for everything!
If only Satan could be killed, then there would be no one to support the liberals on Earth, and God could just wipe them out. Oh well, maybe on day. The Rapture should be coming soon right? I can't wait!