Finally Google Gets Something Right!! Barak Osama is a Terrorist!#

Finally, Google gets something right.

Barak is obviously a terrorist... just look at his middle name, Hussein.
 
Tuesday, January 23, 2007 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Poll: What Will Bush Say?#
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Did North Korea Accidentally Nuke their Balls?#

The AP has various stories out there that seem to indicate that something happened to the "Testes" of the North Koreans after recent nuclear tests.

Did they irradiate their testicles or something?

That would be funny if they couldn't have any kids.  HAHAH LOL.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Even The Aliens Want To Bomb Iran!!#

It looks like Iran has bigger problems that the United States.  UFOs have started appearing over Iran in a clear indication that if Ahmandinejad doesn't stop screwing around, and give in to any demands made by President Bush, there is a good chance that Iran will be hit with a phaser strike from orbit.

Some people have suggested that the Aliens might be friendly to the Iranians.  "Aliens" sounds like "Iranians," both have non-white skin color, both are about 4' tall.  But this is not even close to being true.

Click below to see who the Aliens really support!

Tuesday, January 23, 2007 #    Comments [1]  | 

 

Bush Vows To Attack Iran!! Bring em on!#
Bush is going to bomb Iran back into the stone age!  OMG it is going to be da bomb!! LOL get it?

White house insiders are telling people that Bush is ready to attack Iran if Iran "doesn't STFU and get in line."

Ok maybe those weren't the exact words they used, but you get the idea.

I can't take this suspense anymore!  I keep checking online hoping to see that the bombing has started!  It's going to be the greatest war ever (even better than Iraq)! 

God will be really happy.  First we attacked Iraq (Shia Muslums), and now we are going to get the rest of them (Sunni Muslums) in Iran!  So sweet. 

I wonder if Jesus and God get together to watch our wars like we watch the NFL playoffs?  Probably.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007 #    Comments [5]  | 

 

Is Barak Hussien Obama A Muslum Terrorist Sleeper Agent?#

I think we need to start asking the tough questions to Barak.

1) Are you now, or have you ever been a member of a Muslum group?

2) Are you currently working with any terrorist organizations?

3) Were you happy with what happened on 9/11?

4) Is it true your middle name is Hussien?

5) Why should you not be thrown in an internment camp with the rest of the terrorists?

 

Monday, January 22, 2007 #    Comments [6]  | 

 

Top 10 Lessons of "24"#
CTU Agent Jack Bauer crushes the neck of a foreign terrorist!  Praise God!

If you haven't seen the show 24, you need to start watching it RIGHT NOW!!

In fact, I think the Department of Homeland Security just make it manditory for every citizen of this country to watch this show!

There are many lessons about our country and terrorism that we can learn just by watching!  Click on the "Read More" to see my list of Top 10 Lessons of 24.

Monday, January 22, 2007 #    Comments [8]  | 

 

Protest The War, And We Will Taser You!#

This ought to these those protesters!

You are either with us, or against us!  So if you protest the war, you are a terrorist.  Plain and simple.

 
Skip to 1:15 to see the ass kicking start!!

Oh, and they sick a dog on an old lady! HAHA, Bitch!
Sunday, January 21, 2007 #    Comments [5]  | 

 

Brits: You better Thank God We Saved Your Ass In WWII.#

Look at these "Elite" British troops.

Good thing the US took the difficult beaches on D-Day, or the UK would be known as "New Germany".

 


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First 100 Hours: Democrats Destroying The Country#

After looking at this site, I think I might throw up.
 
 
 
What's next? 
Forcing kids to learn about "Evolution"?? 
Taxing rich Americans, even more!?!
Saying "The Pledge" to Osama?!?!?!
 
Where will it end, Democrats?  Where will it end?
 
Thursday, January 18, 2007 #    Comments [3]  | 

 

Muslums Winning The Battle of Births?#
Ok who wants to change this kids diaper?

This is more bad news...

Looks like Muslums are getting ready for the upcoming final showdown between Good (God, Jesus, Christians) and Evil.

But first, it looks like they are increasing their numbers in drastic fashion!

Take France and its neighbors and rank them in order of healthiest fertility rates (2005 official Eurostat figures):

1) France
2) Netherlands
3) Belgium
4) Switzerland
5) Austria
6) Germany
7) Italy
8) Spain

Now rank them in order of highest proportion of Muslims (no central source, but compiled from national data, European Muslim groups, UN and State Dept figures):

1) France
2) Netherlands
3) Belgium
4) Switzerland
5) Austria
6) Germany
7) Italy
8) Spain

OMFG!!!

They are building an Army the old fashioned way!

Christians need to counter this!  Don't you Christians know that it is againt God to use birth control?  Now get out there and start having Christian babies!!

 

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Are Liberal Insurgents Infultrating Our Armed Services??#
Homosexuals have no place in the military.  When the bullets are flying, do you think Sargent Jack wants a bunch of fairies asking him to give them a kiss for good luck??  Seriously!!

Over 1000 active duty soldiers and Marines are opposing the war by sending an "appeal for redress" to Congress. Although they're duty-bound to carry out the president's orders, they have a legal right to use such means to express their views.

How can these people be against the war??

They are the ones over there, seeing all the progress that is being made!

They are the ones who are getting the Iraqis coming up to them all the time thanking them!

They are the ones who don't have to watch the video on CNN showing things in Iraq as "bad" when we all know it really is going pretty well.

So why would they be against the war?

The answer is simple: Bill Clinton destroyed the military back in the late 90's.

Thursday, January 18, 2007 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

Atheists Are Dumb! God Is Real!1!1!1!#
Boom!!!

Boo-ya!! In yo face atheists!!! Suck it!!
 
What have you go to say now you Atheist idiots??  You gonna burn!!
 
 
Wednesday, January 17, 2007 #    Comments [15]  | 

 

Canadian Muslums Want Christians Investigated!! It's Bizarro World Up There!!#

Canada is like the little retarted brother of the United States.  We look after him, protect him, but we also make fun of him all the time cause he is a total retard. This is one of those stories that you just have to read a few times to make sure you are really seeing what you think you are seeing.

Windsor’s Theological Institute in association with the Campbell Baptist Church, have created a series of lectures called "The Deadly Threat of Islam," with individual talks on important subjects like "Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid: The Frightening Facts About Islam."

Now for some reason the Muslums are mad about this. Why?

I'll give my ideas on this, and how we should deal with it after the jump.

Monday, January 15, 2007 #    Comments [6]  | 

 

Reports Coming In That Iran War Beginning!!! YES!!!#
Ok everyone, now... if you are a Jew hater raise your right hand and make a fist!

This could be the beginning of the End Days!!

"We are beginning to move aggressively to try and identify and root out the networks that are involved in helping to bring Iranian-supplied [bombs] into Iraq," Gates said. If you can't solve Iraq, enlarge it. While you were sleeping, the war with Iran might have begun.

I am so excited!

Take me Jesus, I am ready for you to come back to Earth!!

Sunday, January 14, 2007 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

Iraq Situation Getting Better Every Day! #
This dude better start talking, or there is going to be a broomstick making love to his ass in about 5 seconds.
This article is really a sign that things in Iraq are going from pretty good, to really good!

'The jihad now is against the Shias, not the Americans'

That means, instead of attacking American troops, the Iraqi Sunnis are just trying to ethnically cleanse their country of the Shias!  Isn't that great news?  Democracy in action!

So long as they are killing each other, and not killing Americans, I think we can count that as a win right?

The one thing about that article I didn't agree with was that Iraqis got all their weapons by looting unprotected depots after the US invasion, and that they continue to get their weapons from Americans for $$.

1) After we invaded we couldn't protect every place.  We needed our troops to protect the Oil Ministry!  Duh. 

2) I don't like the idea of our troops giving weapons to the enemy, but I guess that is the Free Market at work, and I really love the Free Market.  See how efficient it is? 

 

Sunday, January 14, 2007 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Google Now Directly Aiding Terrorists!#
Want a map to blow up the Pentagon?  Google is more than happy to support the terrorists!!  Google is just anti-America!!

LMD reader "no1" passed the following shocking story on.  It seems that Google has gone from being just another God-hating liberal media organization, to an active supporter of Mulsum terrorists, actually aiding them in their attacks against God-fearing Christians!

Google, you have crossed the line this time!

Before, you were just being pusillanimous, but now, you are casting you lot with the enemy, the muslums!!!

I am writing a letter to George W. Bush and Dick Cheney urging that they name you a terrorist organization.  All they have to do is give the word you can all find youselfs in a dungeon in Egypt having your fingernails ripped out until you confess!  Then you will be sad that you didn't like Freedom and choose to side with the evil-doers who hate Freedom!

Remember, real conservatives use Ask.com!

Q: "Who is the best President Ever?"

A: George W. Bush is the best President ever

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