First 100 Hours: Democrats Destroying The Country#

After looking at this site, I think I might throw up.
 
 
 
What's next? 
Forcing kids to learn about "Evolution"?? 
Taxing rich Americans, even more!?!
Saying "The Pledge" to Osama?!?!?!
 
Where will it end, Democrats?  Where will it end?
 
Thursday, January 18, 2007 #    Comments [3]  | 

 

Muslums Winning The Battle of Births?#
Ok who wants to change this kids diaper?

This is more bad news...

Looks like Muslums are getting ready for the upcoming final showdown between Good (God, Jesus, Christians) and Evil.

But first, it looks like they are increasing their numbers in drastic fashion!

Take France and its neighbors and rank them in order of healthiest fertility rates (2005 official Eurostat figures):

1) France
2) Netherlands
3) Belgium
4) Switzerland
5) Austria
6) Germany
7) Italy
8) Spain

Now rank them in order of highest proportion of Muslims (no central source, but compiled from national data, European Muslim groups, UN and State Dept figures):

1) France
2) Netherlands
3) Belgium
4) Switzerland
5) Austria
6) Germany
7) Italy
8) Spain

OMFG!!!

They are building an Army the old fashioned way!

Christians need to counter this!  Don't you Christians know that it is againt God to use birth control?  Now get out there and start having Christian babies!!

 

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Thursday, January 18, 2007 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

Are Liberal Insurgents Infultrating Our Armed Services??#
Homosexuals have no place in the military.  When the bullets are flying, do you think Sargent Jack wants a bunch of fairies asking him to give them a kiss for good luck??  Seriously!!

Over 1000 active duty soldiers and Marines are opposing the war by sending an "appeal for redress" to Congress. Although they're duty-bound to carry out the president's orders, they have a legal right to use such means to express their views.

How can these people be against the war??

They are the ones over there, seeing all the progress that is being made!

They are the ones who are getting the Iraqis coming up to them all the time thanking them!

They are the ones who don't have to watch the video on CNN showing things in Iraq as "bad" when we all know it really is going pretty well.

So why would they be against the war?

The answer is simple: Bill Clinton destroyed the military back in the late 90's.

Thursday, January 18, 2007 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

Atheists Are Dumb! God Is Real!1!1!1!#
Boom!!!

Boo-ya!! In yo face atheists!!! Suck it!!
 
What have you go to say now you Atheist idiots??  You gonna burn!!
 
 
Wednesday, January 17, 2007 #    Comments [15]  | 

 

Canadian Muslums Want Christians Investigated!! It's Bizarro World Up There!!#

Canada is like the little retarted brother of the United States.  We look after him, protect him, but we also make fun of him all the time cause he is a total retard. This is one of those stories that you just have to read a few times to make sure you are really seeing what you think you are seeing.

Windsor’s Theological Institute in association with the Campbell Baptist Church, have created a series of lectures called "The Deadly Threat of Islam," with individual talks on important subjects like "Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid: The Frightening Facts About Islam."

Now for some reason the Muslums are mad about this. Why?

I'll give my ideas on this, and how we should deal with it after the jump.

Monday, January 15, 2007 #    Comments [6]  | 

 

Reports Coming In That Iran War Beginning!!! YES!!!#
Ok everyone, now... if you are a Jew hater raise your right hand and make a fist!

This could be the beginning of the End Days!!

"We are beginning to move aggressively to try and identify and root out the networks that are involved in helping to bring Iranian-supplied [bombs] into Iraq," Gates said. If you can't solve Iraq, enlarge it. While you were sleeping, the war with Iran might have begun.

I am so excited!

Take me Jesus, I am ready for you to come back to Earth!!

Sunday, January 14, 2007 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

Iraq Situation Getting Better Every Day! #
This dude better start talking, or there is going to be a broomstick making love to his ass in about 5 seconds.
This article is really a sign that things in Iraq are going from pretty good, to really good!

'The jihad now is against the Shias, not the Americans'

That means, instead of attacking American troops, the Iraqi Sunnis are just trying to ethnically cleanse their country of the Shias!  Isn't that great news?  Democracy in action!

So long as they are killing each other, and not killing Americans, I think we can count that as a win right?

The one thing about that article I didn't agree with was that Iraqis got all their weapons by looting unprotected depots after the US invasion, and that they continue to get their weapons from Americans for $$.

1) After we invaded we couldn't protect every place.  We needed our troops to protect the Oil Ministry!  Duh. 

2) I don't like the idea of our troops giving weapons to the enemy, but I guess that is the Free Market at work, and I really love the Free Market.  See how efficient it is? 

 

Sunday, January 14, 2007 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Google Now Directly Aiding Terrorists!#
Want a map to blow up the Pentagon?  Google is more than happy to support the terrorists!!  Google is just anti-America!!

LMD reader "no1" passed the following shocking story on.  It seems that Google has gone from being just another God-hating liberal media organization, to an active supporter of Mulsum terrorists, actually aiding them in their attacks against God-fearing Christians!

Google, you have crossed the line this time!

Before, you were just being pusillanimous, but now, you are casting you lot with the enemy, the muslums!!!

I am writing a letter to George W. Bush and Dick Cheney urging that they name you a terrorist organization.  All they have to do is give the word you can all find youselfs in a dungeon in Egypt having your fingernails ripped out until you confess!  Then you will be sad that you didn't like Freedom and choose to side with the evil-doers who hate Freedom!

Remember, real conservatives use Ask.com!

Q: "Who is the best President Ever?"

A: George W. Bush is the best President ever

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Sunday, January 14, 2007 #    Comments [3]  | 

 

Democrats Think Whitehouse Is Run By Aliens?!? #

Isn't it amazing how the same people who blieve that Aliens exist, don't believe that Jesus rose from the dead or that Lot's wife was turned into a pillar of salt?  Idiots.



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Saturday, January 13, 2007 #    Comments [1]  | 

 

Crazy Foreigners and their Crazy Names#

Those foreigners have such stupid names!!

What is wrong with them??  I think they dumb!

 

Friday, January 12, 2007 #    Comments [1]  | 

 

Conan O'Brien Makes Fun Of Us!#

How could you do this to me Conan?  I thought you were one of us!! I had always figured that Conan Obrien was Christian Republican.

Why?

Well he is as white as they come, and he is obviously rich!

Do you you know any rich white people who are Democrats?  (You can't count Clinton and Kerry)  See what I mean? 

So that is why I was shocked, SHOCKED to see Conan mocking us Christians on his show.

He had some guy one called the "the homophobic country-western singer" (isn't that a redundant name?) to sing a song about Jesus.

I sat down and got ready for a great song about my buddy J.C, but then things went all wrong!

Oh I love you Jesus
But only as a friend.
You touched my heart but I hope
That's where the touchin' ends.
You're always lookin' over me
When I need a higher power.
But you better look at somethin' else
When I'm in the shower

 

WHAT?????

I am OUTRAGED!!!

Jesus Christ is not a homosexual you hear me Conan? He is NOT gay! Ok?

I can't believe that you would insinuate that Jesus uses his power to watch men take showers! What's next, Jesus giving this guy a reach around?

I call for a Boycott of Conan's show!!

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Friday, January 12, 2007 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

"Physics" Enrollment At All Time High??? WTF!!#
God hates people who believe in black holes!

This is terrible news!!

"More U.S. high-school students are taking physics than ever before, and the number of physics bachelor's degree recipients in the nation has increased 31 percent since 2000, according to new data presented today by the American Institute of Physics (AIP)."
Does this mean that we are losing the war on science??

Could this be an effect of the Democrats taking over the Senate?? How could this be?!?!?

We need to get a fresh push for I.D. to be taught instead of "physics."
Friday, January 12, 2007 #    Comments [3]  | 

 

Is this start of the war with Iran? Oh I hope so!#
This is really exciting news!!

US forces have stormed a building in the northern Iraqi town of Irbil and seized six people said to be Iranians, prompting a diplomatic incident. Iranian and Iraqi officials said the building was an Iranian consulate and the detainees its employees.
You can read the full article here.

Jesus is almost here!
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Thursday, January 11, 2007 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

LiberalsMustDie.com Upgraded!!#

Bush wants our troops to do a Surge, and I am responding with a Surge on my site!!

I am still going to be updating tags and links in the coming days, but the site should be functional.

Feel free to post comments.  No login necessary!

I will post more in the future about the upgrade, and why I did it.

If you encounter any problems, please email me at LiberalAsskicker (AT) LiberalsMustDie .... "It's Dot ... Com...."

Also, a big thanks goes out to LiberalBallKicker who helped with the converstion!  Thanks LiberalBallKicker!

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Thursday, January 11, 2007 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Stupid Foreigners Try To Make Us Look Stupid!!! Fuel Up The Bombers!!#
This makes me want to invade some more countries!



To all you foreigners out there...

Why the hell would anyone in American know who the hell John Howard is, or even if they DO know who he is, why the hell would we care what he looks like?

Do you think we give 2 craps about a country like Australia's leaders?

Try to get this concept through your heads: YOU might need to know about US politics, b/c we rule the world, our president is the leader of the free world, and what we say goes, as we have enough military power to blast the rest of the planet back into the stone age.

But, that doesn't mean that WE need to know about YOU. Why do we care?

You think Bill Gates knows the name of the guy in India doing tech support? Hell no! You think that tech support guy knows who Bill Gates is? Hell yes.

The only things Australia has contributed to the world are as follows: Crocodile Dundee, Steve Irwin, and Kanagaroos. Thats it.

For your consideration:
Blimey, the English are Bastards!

The English are getting dumber and dumberer!!


Let me leave you with 1 parting coment:
You would all be speaking German if not for us.
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