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This is one of those stories that you just have to read a few times to make sure you are really seeing what you think you are seeing.

Windsor’s Theological Institute in association with the Campbell Baptist Church, have created a series of lectures called "The Deadly Threat of Islam," with individual talks on important subjects like "Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid: The Frightening Facts About Islam."

Now for some reason the Muslums are mad about this. Why?

I'll give my ideas on this, and how we should deal with it after the jump.

This could be the beginning of the End Days!!

"We are beginning to move aggressively to try and identify and root out the networks that are involved in helping to bring Iranian-supplied [bombs] into Iraq," Gates said. If you can't solve Iraq, enlarge it. While you were sleeping, the war with Iran might have begun.

I am so excited!

Take me Jesus, I am ready for you to come back to Earth!!

This article is really a sign that things in Iraq are going from pretty good, to really good!

'The jihad now is against the Shias, not the Americans'

That means, instead of attacking American troops, the Iraqi Sunnis are just trying to ethnically cleanse their country of the Shias!  Isn't that great news?  Democracy in action!

So long as they are killing each other, and not killing Americans, I think we can count that as a win right?

The one thing about that article I didn't agree with was that Iraqis got all their weapons by looting unprotected depots after the US invasion, and that they continue to get their weapons from Americans for $$.

1) After we invaded we couldn't protect every place.  We needed our troops to protect the Oil Ministry!  Duh. 

2) I don't like the idea of our troops giving weapons to the enemy, but I guess that is the Free Market at work, and I really love the Free Market.  See how efficient it is? 

 

LMD reader "no1" passed the following shocking story on.  It seems that Google has gone from being just another God-hating liberal media organization, to an active supporter of Mulsum terrorists, actually aiding them in their attacks against God-fearing Christians!

Google, you have crossed the line this time!

Before, you were just being pusillanimous, but now, you are casting you lot with the enemy, the muslums!!!

I am writing a letter to George W. Bush and Dick Cheney urging that they name you a terrorist organization.  All they have to do is give the word you can all find youselfs in a dungeon in Egypt having your fingernails ripped out until you confess!  Then you will be sad that you didn't like Freedom and choose to side with the evil-doers who hate Freedom!

Remember, real conservatives use Ask.com!

Q: "Who is the best President Ever?"

A: George W. Bush is the best President ever

Isn't it amazing how the same people who blieve that Aliens exist, don't believe that Jesus rose from the dead or that Lot's wife was turned into a pillar of salt?  Idiots.

Those foreigners have such stupid names!!

What is wrong with them??  I think they dumb!

 

I had always figured that Conan Obrien was Christian Republican.

Why?

Well he is as white as they come, and he is obviously rich!

Do you you know any rich white people who are Democrats?  (You can't count Clinton and Kerry)  See what I mean? 

So that is why I was shocked, SHOCKED to see Conan mocking us Christians on his show.

He had some guy one called the "the homophobic country-western singer" (isn't that a redundant name?) to sing a song about Jesus.

I sat down and got ready for a great song about my buddy J.C, but then things went all wrong!

Oh I love you Jesus
But only as a friend.
You touched my heart but I hope
That's where the touchin' ends.
You're always lookin' over me
When I need a higher power.
But you better look at somethin' else
When I'm in the shower

 

WHAT?????

I am OUTRAGED!!!

Jesus Christ is not a homosexual you hear me Conan? He is NOT gay! Ok?

I can't believe that you would insinuate that Jesus uses his power to watch men take showers! What's next, Jesus giving this guy a reach around?

I call for a Boycott of Conan's show!!

This is terrible news!!

"More U.S. high-school students are taking physics than ever before, and the number of physics bachelor's degree recipients in the nation has increased 31 percent since 2000, according to new data presented today by the American Institute of Physics (AIP)."

Does this mean that we are losing the war on science??

Could this be an effect of the Democrats taking over the Senate?? How could this be?!?!?

We need to get a fresh push for I.D. to be taught instead of "physics."

This is really exciting news!!

US forces have stormed a building in the northern Iraqi town of Irbil and seized six people said to be Iranians, prompting a diplomatic incident. Iranian and Iraqi officials said the building was an Iranian consulate and the detainees its employees.

You can read the full article here.

Jesus is almost here!

Bush wants our troops to do a Surge, and I am responding with a Surge on my site!!

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This makes me want to invade some more countries!



To all you foreigners out there...

Why the hell would anyone in American know who the hell John Howard is, or even if they DO know who he is, why the hell would we care what he looks like?

Do you think we give 2 craps about a country like Australia's leaders?

Try to get this concept through your heads: YOU might need to know about US politics, b/c we rule the world, our president is the leader of the free world, and what we say goes, as we have enough military power to blast the rest of the planet back into the stone age.

But, that doesn't mean that WE need to know about YOU. Why do we care?

You think Bill Gates knows the name of the guy in India doing tech support? Hell no! You think that tech support guy knows who Bill Gates is? Hell yes.

The only things Australia has contributed to the world are as follows: Crocodile Dundee, Steve Irwin, and Kanagaroos. Thats it.

For your consideration:
Blimey, the English are Bastards!

The English are getting dumber and dumberer!!


Let me leave you with 1 parting coment:
You would all be speaking German if not for us.

I have reported before that Google is just another liberal media outlet, and we should all use Ask.com, which is a much better Christian and Conservative search engine.

But now Google has gone too far!!

Just look at the image below that was sent to me!!!!



I will only say this, if you continue to use Google, I can not say for sure that you will not go to hell for doing so.

I'm sure you remember how, in 2006, the 89 year old Pat Robertson used the power of Jesus Christ to set the World Record for the Leg Press, pushing up over 2,000 lbs!!

Well it appears that Elizabeth Hurley, who I had written of as a stupid liberal actress, much like Maggie Gyllenhaal, is prepared  to prove that she is a true believer in Jesus, and will show the power of Christ during her Christian wedding by wearing "a stunning 4,000-pound pink silk sari."

4,000 pounds is nearly twice as much as Robertson's 2000 pound display!  Even more amazing, is that she is a woman, and much weaker than men (as God said, Women are worth 1/2 as much as men) and she won't just be holding it up for a few seconds like Robertson did, but she will be wearing it during the entire wedding (and maybe even the reception!!).

So what do you Athiests have to say now??