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Isn't it amazing how the same people who blieve that Aliens exist, don't believe that Jesus rose from the dead or that Lot's wife was turned into a pillar of salt?  Idiots.

Those foreigners have such stupid names!!

What is wrong with them??  I think they dumb!

 

I had always figured that Conan Obrien was Christian Republican.

Why?

Well he is as white as they come, and he is obviously rich!

Do you you know any rich white people who are Democrats?  (You can't count Clinton and Kerry)  See what I mean? 

So that is why I was shocked, SHOCKED to see Conan mocking us Christians on his show.

He had some guy one called the "the homophobic country-western singer" (isn't that a redundant name?) to sing a song about Jesus.

I sat down and got ready for a great song about my buddy J.C, but then things went all wrong!

Oh I love you Jesus
But only as a friend.
You touched my heart but I hope
That's where the touchin' ends.
You're always lookin' over me
When I need a higher power.
But you better look at somethin' else
When I'm in the shower

 

WHAT?????

I am OUTRAGED!!!

Jesus Christ is not a homosexual you hear me Conan? He is NOT gay! Ok?

I can't believe that you would insinuate that Jesus uses his power to watch men take showers! What's next, Jesus giving this guy a reach around?

I call for a Boycott of Conan's show!!

This is terrible news!!

"More U.S. high-school students are taking physics than ever before, and the number of physics bachelor's degree recipients in the nation has increased 31 percent since 2000, according to new data presented today by the American Institute of Physics (AIP)."

Does this mean that we are losing the war on science??

Could this be an effect of the Democrats taking over the Senate?? How could this be?!?!?

We need to get a fresh push for I.D. to be taught instead of "physics."

This is really exciting news!!

US forces have stormed a building in the northern Iraqi town of Irbil and seized six people said to be Iranians, prompting a diplomatic incident. Iranian and Iraqi officials said the building was an Iranian consulate and the detainees its employees.

You can read the full article here.

Jesus is almost here!

Bush wants our troops to do a Surge, and I am responding with a Surge on my site!!

I am still going to be updating tags and links in the coming days, but the site should be functional.

Feel free to post comments.  No login necessary!

I will post more in the future about the upgrade, and why I did it.

If you encounter any problems, please email me at LiberalAsskicker (AT) LiberalsMustDie .... "It's Dot ... Com...."

Also, a big thanks goes out to LiberalBallKicker who helped with the converstion!  Thanks LiberalBallKicker!

This makes me want to invade some more countries!



To all you foreigners out there...

Why the hell would anyone in American know who the hell John Howard is, or even if they DO know who he is, why the hell would we care what he looks like?

Do you think we give 2 craps about a country like Australia's leaders?

Try to get this concept through your heads: YOU might need to know about US politics, b/c we rule the world, our president is the leader of the free world, and what we say goes, as we have enough military power to blast the rest of the planet back into the stone age.

But, that doesn't mean that WE need to know about YOU. Why do we care?

You think Bill Gates knows the name of the guy in India doing tech support? Hell no! You think that tech support guy knows who Bill Gates is? Hell yes.

The only things Australia has contributed to the world are as follows: Crocodile Dundee, Steve Irwin, and Kanagaroos. Thats it.

For your consideration:
Blimey, the English are Bastards!

The English are getting dumber and dumberer!!


Let me leave you with 1 parting coment:
You would all be speaking German if not for us.

I have reported before that Google is just another liberal media outlet, and we should all use Ask.com, which is a much better Christian and Conservative search engine.

But now Google has gone too far!!

Just look at the image below that was sent to me!!!!



I will only say this, if you continue to use Google, I can not say for sure that you will not go to hell for doing so.

I'm sure you remember how, in 2006, the 89 year old Pat Robertson used the power of Jesus Christ to set the World Record for the Leg Press, pushing up over 2,000 lbs!!

Well it appears that Elizabeth Hurley, who I had written of as a stupid liberal actress, much like Maggie Gyllenhaal, is prepared  to prove that she is a true believer in Jesus, and will show the power of Christ during her Christian wedding by wearing "a stunning 4,000-pound pink silk sari."

4,000 pounds is nearly twice as much as Robertson's 2000 pound display!  Even more amazing, is that she is a woman, and much weaker than men (as God said, Women are worth 1/2 as much as men) and she won't just be holding it up for a few seconds like Robertson did, but she will be wearing it during the entire wedding (and maybe even the reception!!).

So what do you Athiests have to say now?? 

Recently a lot of people have been writing terrible and disturbing things, like saying that Jesus was not white!

This is blasphemous!!!

How DARE you say such things about our Lord Jesus Christ!!?!?

Apparently, according to this crazy wack jobs, not only was Jesus black, but he also had dredlocks, listened to Bob Marley and smoked a lot of joints, based on this picture.

People who claim Jesus was not white usually fall back on "evidence" (sounds a lot like the scientists no?) who point out that Jesus was born in Egypt, which is part of Africa, and that if Jesus were Anglo, it would be hard for him to travel among "ethinc" areas without being harassed among other dumb "historical based" arguments.

More after the jump.

This week the Recording Industry Association of America (Riaa.com) filed a lawsuit against an evil communist anti-religion Russian website called AllOfMp3.com for the small sum of $1.65 Trillion Dollars.

There are so many bad things about this site.

1) AllOfMp3 is based in Russia, which as you may know, is not in the United States, so some foreign bastard is running it.  This foreigner is taking our money and outsourcing our jobs (to Russia)!

2) No DRM!!  DRM is a very important item for all computer files. It keeps you from being able to copy your music, thus making sure that if you want to have multiple copies (one at work and one at home) you have to either buy 2 copies (good for the economy) or "break" the DRM with any of a number of software tools (thus allowing the FBI and NSA to arrest you and investigate your terrorist ties).  In other words, DRM is a win-win for America!

3) Supporting terrorists.  The money from this site goes to supporting Russians, who in turn support terrorists who kill Americans in Iraq!  So that next song you download might just end up killing some soldiers.   What do you have to say about that???  Hopefully we can try people who download from this site for treason and have them executed.  I think that is the only fair thing to do.

4) The songs are cheap.  By selling entire CDs for a couple buck, AllOfMp3 is making Americans look like liars when the RIAA says they have to sell CDs for 15 bucks to turn a profit!  Stop making them look like liars!!  You are

Remember, if you download from this site you are breaking the law, supporting terrorism, helping to fund communism, and committing a sin against God!  Stop now before it is too late!