Stupid Foreigners Try To Make Us Look Stupid!!! Fuel Up The Bombers!!#
This makes me want to invade some more countries!



To all you foreigners out there...

Why the hell would anyone in American know who the hell John Howard is, or even if they DO know who he is, why the hell would we care what he looks like?

Do you think we give 2 craps about a country like Australia's leaders?

Try to get this concept through your heads: YOU might need to know about US politics, b/c we rule the world, our president is the leader of the free world, and what we say goes, as we have enough military power to blast the rest of the planet back into the stone age.

But, that doesn't mean that WE need to know about YOU. Why do we care?

You think Bill Gates knows the name of the guy in India doing tech support? Hell no! You think that tech support guy knows who Bill Gates is? Hell yes.

The only things Australia has contributed to the world are as follows: Crocodile Dundee, Steve Irwin, and Kanagaroos. Thats it.

For your consideration:
Blimey, the English are Bastards!

The English are getting dumber and dumberer!!


Let me leave you with 1 parting coment:
You would all be speaking German if not for us.
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Monday, January 08, 2007 #    Comments [9]  | 

 

Google Has Gone Too Far!!!#
I have reported before that Google is just another liberal media outlet, and we should all use Ask.com, which is a much better Christian and Conservative search engine.

But now Google has gone too far!!

Just look at the image below that was sent to me!!!!

If you use Google, you might go to hell

I will only say this, if you continue to use Google, I can not say for sure that you will not go to hell for doing so.
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Saturday, January 06, 2007 #    Comments [6]  | 

 

Has Elizabeth Hurley Found The Power Of Jesus??#
If you are are looking at this picture with lust, you are going to hell, so quick snap yourself with a rubberband or jab a fork into your arm.I'm sure you remember how, in 2006, the 89 year old Pat Robertson used the power of Jesus Christ to set the World Record for the Leg Press, pushing up over 2,000 lbs!!

Well it appears that Elizabeth Hurley, who I had written of as a stupid liberal actress, much like Maggie Gyllenhaal, is prepared  to prove that she is a true believer in Jesus, and will show the power of Christ during her Christian wedding by wearing "a stunning 4,000-pound pink silk sari."

4,000 pounds is nearly twice as much as Robertson's 2000 pound display!  Even more amazing, is that she is a woman, and much weaker than men (as God said, Women are worth 1/2 as much as men) and she won't just be holding it up for a few seconds like Robertson did, but she will be wearing it during the entire wedding (and maybe even the reception!!).

So what do you Athiests have to say now?? 
Friday, January 05, 2007 #    Comments [6]  | 

 

Ask.com Gets It Right Again!!! Jesus was White!!1!111!#
Are you kidding?  There is no way on Earth that Jesus was not white!!!  End of Discussion!!!  I am not racist!!!  Recently a lot of people have been writing terrible and disturbing things, like saying that Jesus was not white!

This is blasphemous!!!

How DARE you say such things about our Lord Jesus Christ!!?!?

Apparently, according to this crazy wack jobs, not only was Jesus black, but he also had dredlocks, listened to Bob Marley and smoked a lot of joints, based on this picture.

People who claim Jesus was not white usually fall back on "evidence" (sounds a lot like the scientists no?) who point out that Jesus was born in Egypt, which is part of Africa, and that if Jesus were Anglo, it would be hard for him to travel among "ethinc" areas without being harassed among other dumb "historical based" arguments.

More after the jump.
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Wednesday, January 03, 2007 #    Comments [16]  | 

 

Is your IPod Helping The Enemy?#
You think God doesnt see you stealing from the RIAA?? He sees everything, and he knows you are sinning! This week the Recording Industry Association of America (Riaa.com) filed a lawsuit against an evil communist anti-religion Russian website called AllOfMp3.com for the small sum of $1.65 Trillion Dollars.

There are so many bad things about this site.

1) AllOfMp3 is based in Russia, which as you may know, is not in the United States, so some foreign bastard is running it.  This foreigner is taking our money and outsourcing our jobs (to Russia)!

2) No DRM!!  DRM is a very important item for all computer files. It keeps you from being able to copy your music, thus making sure that if you want to have multiple copies (one at work and one at home) you have to either buy 2 copies (good for the economy) or "break" the DRM with any of a number of software tools (thus allowing the FBI and NSA to arrest you and investigate your terrorist ties).  In other words, DRM is a win-win for America!

3) Supporting terrorists.  The money from this site goes to supporting Russians, who in turn support terrorists who kill Americans in Iraq!  So that next song you download might just end up killing some soldiers.   What do you have to say about that???  Hopefully we can try people who download from this site for treason and have them executed.  I think that is the only fair thing to do.

4) The songs are cheap.  By selling entire CDs for a couple buck, AllOfMp3 is making Americans look like liars when the RIAA says they have to sell CDs for 15 bucks to turn a profit!  Stop making them look like liars!!  You are

Remember, if you download from this site you are breaking the law, supporting terrorism, helping to fund communism, and committing a sin against God!  Stop now before it is too late!
Tuesday, January 02, 2007 #    Comments [7]  | 

 

Here is what I expect to see in 2007! Welcome back JC!!#

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Pastor Phelps Attacked By Anti-God Liberals!!#
Take a good look at how liberals treat a man of God, Pastor Fred Phelps, out preaching the word of the Bible!!

We covered Pastor Fred earlier in our article: John Stewart's Fag Enablement Heralds Coming Apocalypse.

This guy is an honest Christian, who does nothing but follow the Bible! And how is he rewarded for his pious behavior by the liberals?

They scream at him! They force his group to get a police escort! They break the windows of the van as they leave!

This is just more proof. Liberals, and Athiests have no morals at all!!!

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Hussein Executed!!! (Barak Obama must be really sad)#
Saddam is in hell right now wondering.... dude wheres my virgins?  HAHHHAA  Looks like you were wrong with what religion you picked!This is some really great news!!! Saddam Hussein has been executed!!!

Can you see this as anything other than a big victory for George W. Bush?

No doubt the violence in Iraq, which really has been overplayed in the media, and really isn't a big deal, will totally go away now that Saddam has been executed.

I have to say that I am really pissed at Pope and Catholics in general (more than usual).

The Vatican first spoke out against having Saddam executed, and now that he is dead, they are calling it "tragic"?? WTF Vatican?!? First you go against God and tell people to "listen to scientists" and now this??

I'm starting to wonder about you Catholics... I know you were soft all along, but I think you are starting to go even softer!!

What's next? Telling people in AIDS ridden Africa that they can wear condoms w/o God sending them to Hell?? Accepting homosexuals as "people"? Allowing women to be preists??? Where does it end?

Anyway, now that Saddam is dead, I wonder how Barak Hussein Obama is taking it? Barak looked up to the man he was named after, and really could be "lost" without his hero.

I can't wait for the new year to show all the liberals how Iraq has totally been fixed by killing Saddam, just as Bush predicted.

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Sunday, December 31, 2006 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

Liberal "Poll" Shows Bush As Villain!!#
Polls don't mean anything.

Polls dont mean anything.  The world loves George Bush because he is protecting them from evildoers who would start wars!

Someone famous once said:  "We don't pay attention to the polls. We know that polls are just a collection of statistics that reflect what people are thinking in "reality." And reality has a well-known liberal bias."
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