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This week the Recording Industry Association of America (Riaa.com) filed a lawsuit against an evil communist anti-religion Russian website called AllOfMp3.com for the small sum of $1.65 Trillion Dollars.

There are so many bad things about this site.

1) AllOfMp3 is based in Russia, which as you may know, is not in the United States, so some foreign bastard is running it.  This foreigner is taking our money and outsourcing our jobs (to Russia)!

2) No DRM!!  DRM is a very important item for all computer files. It keeps you from being able to copy your music, thus making sure that if you want to have multiple copies (one at work and one at home) you have to either buy 2 copies (good for the economy) or "break" the DRM with any of a number of software tools (thus allowing the FBI and NSA to arrest you and investigate your terrorist ties).  In other words, DRM is a win-win for America!

3) Supporting terrorists.  The money from this site goes to supporting Russians, who in turn support terrorists who kill Americans in Iraq!  So that next song you download might just end up killing some soldiers.   What do you have to say about that???  Hopefully we can try people who download from this site for treason and have them executed.  I think that is the only fair thing to do.

4) The songs are cheap.  By selling entire CDs for a couple buck, AllOfMp3 is making Americans look like liars when the RIAA says they have to sell CDs for 15 bucks to turn a profit!  Stop making them look like liars!!  You are

Remember, if you download from this site you are breaking the law, supporting terrorism, helping to fund communism, and committing a sin against God!  Stop now before it is too late!

Take a good look at how liberals treat a man of God, Pastor Fred Phelps, out preaching the word of the Bible!!

We covered Pastor Fred earlier in our article: John Stewart's Fag Enablement Heralds Coming Apocalypse.

This guy is an honest Christian, who does nothing but follow the Bible! And how is he rewarded for his pious behavior by the liberals?

They scream at him! They force his group to get a police escort! They break the windows of the van as they leave!

This is just more proof. Liberals, and Athiests have no morals at all!!!

This is some really great news!!! Saddam Hussein has been executed!!!

Can you see this as anything other than a big victory for George W. Bush?

No doubt the violence in Iraq, which really has been overplayed in the media, and really isn't a big deal, will totally go away now that Saddam has been executed.

I have to say that I am really pissed at Pope and Catholics in general (more than usual).

The Vatican first spoke out against having Saddam executed, and now that he is dead, they are calling it "tragic"?? WTF Vatican?!? First you go against God and tell people to "listen to scientists" and now this??

I'm starting to wonder about you Catholics... I know you were soft all along, but I think you are starting to go even softer!!

What's next? Telling people in AIDS ridden Africa that they can wear condoms w/o God sending them to Hell?? Accepting homosexuals as "people"? Allowing women to be preists??? Where does it end?

Anyway, now that Saddam is dead, I wonder how Barak Hussein Obama is taking it? Barak looked up to the man he was named after, and really could be "lost" without his hero.

I can't wait for the new year to show all the liberals how Iraq has totally been fixed by killing Saddam, just as Bush predicted.

Polls don't mean anything.



Someone famous once said:  "We don't pay attention to the polls. We know that polls are just a collection of statistics that reflect what people are thinking in "reality." And reality has a well-known liberal bias."

Every good Republican Christian knows that the Grand Canyon was caused by Noah's Flood.

God was sick of people and decided, in his mercy and love, to kill every last creature on the entire planet, except for Noah and the animals he could fit on his Ark.

As I showed before, Noah and his sons utilized flying Dinosaurs to travel the lands collecting animals for the Ark. This allowed him to get all the animals on the planet in short order, otherwise it would of course have been impossible to do.

Now scientists are starting to complain because the Bush administration is "not allowing" the geologists at the Grand Canyon National Park to tell the visitors lies and falsehoods.

What kind of lies?  How about, that the Grand Canyon was NOT caused by Noah's Flood!  WTF!?!?  These scientists can't just STFU can they?!  I bet they don't even believe that Noah lived to be 900 years old!!  Idiots.

Ok scientists, I'll bite.  If it wasn't caused by Noahs flood, then what was it caused by?

Their answer, after the jump, will shock you!

Christmas is here!!!

Do you know what that means? I hope so. Because if you don't know the true meaning of Christmas, then you are going to be going to hell!!

Lots of people think they know about Christmas and what it means to be a good person, but you would be suprised how many of these same "good" people believe that you should treat homosexuals as equals. A direct offense to God!

So on this Christams day, I will provide you a quick Christmas quiz to see if you are on the path to heaven, or HELL!

Take the Christmas Quiz, just after the jump.

It is never too early to start smearing your political opponents.

When it comes to Barak Hussein Osama, I have already done everything I can to point out that 1) He is black, 2) He has a Mulsum name, and 3) His middle name is Hussein, just like Saddam, who is one of his heros.

But those are just personal attacks.  We need to start smearing his political record now.

This week, Dick Morris, a truely great political mind and wonderful Republican, pointed out the amazing truth about this "Barak Osama":

He did not introduced a single bill into Congress since taking office. Not... 1.... single... bill!!

Now, of course this isn't true, as Obama was the primary sponsor of 152 bills and resolutions.  But... here is the good news!!!  We can still spread the rumor, and without lying!!!

More after the jump.

I have not been happy with the Polish lately.  They did do us a favor by sending a dozen troops to Iraq so that Bush could nail Kerry in the debate ("You forgot Poland"), but they have also done a lot of things to tick me off, like making the battleship that sinks when you put it in water, or the helicopter with an ejection seat.  These were not helpful to us.

But, now Poland is really making up for lost time (and lack of brain power).

Poland is on the verge of declaring Jesus Christ as their King.

I think this is a great idea. Jesus has lots of experience in being a King, as he is the King of the universe (he is God), so I am sure that he would be a great King of Poland.

But, here is the problem. With Jesus leading Poland, he will probably not have as much time to give Bush guidance.   Without the constant advice of Jesus, George W. Bush could (theoretically) make a mistake.  After all, he has gone 6 years without a mistake so far, no doubt thanks to the help of Jesus.

This could eventually lead to a clash between America (the current world power and favorite country of God) and Poland (the upcoming world power who has Jesus as their king).

So, I would assume that at some point we would have to nuke them to put them back in their place.  But, would Jesus be mad at us for nuking him, or would he understand and forgive us?  An even more interesting question, would Jesus give Bush the advice to nuke Poland while he is currently the sitting King of Poland, sacrificing himself and the country where he is the current sitting King so that the US can continue to dominate the world the way Jesus really wants it?   Interesting question eh? 

This is what happens when people like Bill "Hell Spawn" Clinton go around getting BJs!

Suddenly kids think it is OK for them to get BJs too!!

Well, it is NOT ok!

Don't beleive me?  Just ask this 17 year old boy who is being sentenced to a "pound me in the ass prison" for 10 years, for having oral sex with his 15 year old girlfriend, in one of my favorite states: Georgia!

Click here for the rest of this story.

There are so many evil things surrounding this story.

1) The girl was only 15.  Now I know what you are going to say... the sex was consentual, and with her boyfriend, who was only 17, and so it isn't fair to convict him of sexual assualt in the same way you would charge a 45 year old guy who raped and molested a 14 year old girl.  But, think about it this way. What if she just turned 15 and he was about to turn 18.  That would mean they were not just 2 years apart, but almost 3 years apart!  That is disgusting!!

I mean, can you really picture a world in which a Junior in High School can date a Sophomore without being thrown in prison? Yea, me neither!!

2) They were not married.  Now, everything I said above becomes void if these 2 were married.  If they wanted to have sex... fine. Just get married and THEN have sex.  Wanting to have sex is natural, but must be avoided if you want to stay out of hell.  The only way is to get married, and I really believe that the younger you get married, the better your marriage will be! 

Look... whether it is a15 year old with a 17 year old, or a 13 year old with a 50 year old... so long as they are married God and I are fine with whatever they want to do, so long as there is only vaginal sex in the missionary position, and no birth control is ever used.

3) They were having oral sex.  Oral sex is a sin against God because it is a type of sex that can not result in procreation!!  That means that in the eyes of God it is just like homosexual sex, which is the biggest sin of all!!

In fact, oral sex is illegal in a lot of states: Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C.

We need to start arresting people in these states!!  I mean, the laws are already on the books.  We need to prosecute these people!

So who do we have to thank for this terrible direction our country is taking?  Bill "The hell spawn" Clinton of course.

He made people all over the country think oral sex was "ok" to do.

Well Bill... I hope you and your demon overlord (Hillary HAHAHAHAH) are happy.