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This is some really great news!!! Saddam Hussein has been executed!!!

Can you see this as anything other than a big victory for George W. Bush?

No doubt the violence in Iraq, which really has been overplayed in the media, and really isn't a big deal, will totally go away now that Saddam has been executed.

I have to say that I am really pissed at Pope and Catholics in general (more than usual).

The Vatican first spoke out against having Saddam executed, and now that he is dead, they are calling it "tragic"?? WTF Vatican?!? First you go against God and tell people to "listen to scientists" and now this??

I'm starting to wonder about you Catholics... I know you were soft all along, but I think you are starting to go even softer!!

What's next? Telling people in AIDS ridden Africa that they can wear condoms w/o God sending them to Hell?? Accepting homosexuals as "people"? Allowing women to be preists??? Where does it end?

Anyway, now that Saddam is dead, I wonder how Barak Hussein Obama is taking it? Barak looked up to the man he was named after, and really could be "lost" without his hero.

I can't wait for the new year to show all the liberals how Iraq has totally been fixed by killing Saddam, just as Bush predicted.

Polls don't mean anything.



Someone famous once said:  "We don't pay attention to the polls. We know that polls are just a collection of statistics that reflect what people are thinking in "reality." And reality has a well-known liberal bias."

Every good Republican Christian knows that the Grand Canyon was caused by Noah's Flood.

God was sick of people and decided, in his mercy and love, to kill every last creature on the entire planet, except for Noah and the animals he could fit on his Ark.

As I showed before, Noah and his sons utilized flying Dinosaurs to travel the lands collecting animals for the Ark. This allowed him to get all the animals on the planet in short order, otherwise it would of course have been impossible to do.

Now scientists are starting to complain because the Bush administration is "not allowing" the geologists at the Grand Canyon National Park to tell the visitors lies and falsehoods.

What kind of lies?  How about, that the Grand Canyon was NOT caused by Noah's Flood!  WTF!?!?  These scientists can't just STFU can they?!  I bet they don't even believe that Noah lived to be 900 years old!!  Idiots.

Ok scientists, I'll bite.  If it wasn't caused by Noahs flood, then what was it caused by?

Their answer, after the jump, will shock you!

Christmas is here!!!

Do you know what that means? I hope so. Because if you don't know the true meaning of Christmas, then you are going to be going to hell!!

Lots of people think they know about Christmas and what it means to be a good person, but you would be suprised how many of these same "good" people believe that you should treat homosexuals as equals. A direct offense to God!

So on this Christams day, I will provide you a quick Christmas quiz to see if you are on the path to heaven, or HELL!

Take the Christmas Quiz, just after the jump.

It is never too early to start smearing your political opponents.

When it comes to Barak Hussein Osama, I have already done everything I can to point out that 1) He is black, 2) He has a Mulsum name, and 3) His middle name is Hussein, just like Saddam, who is one of his heros.

But those are just personal attacks.  We need to start smearing his political record now.

This week, Dick Morris, a truely great political mind and wonderful Republican, pointed out the amazing truth about this "Barak Osama":

He did not introduced a single bill into Congress since taking office. Not... 1.... single... bill!!

Now, of course this isn't true, as Obama was the primary sponsor of 152 bills and resolutions.  But... here is the good news!!!  We can still spread the rumor, and without lying!!!

More after the jump.

I have not been happy with the Polish lately.  They did do us a favor by sending a dozen troops to Iraq so that Bush could nail Kerry in the debate ("You forgot Poland"), but they have also done a lot of things to tick me off, like making the battleship that sinks when you put it in water, or the helicopter with an ejection seat.  These were not helpful to us.

But, now Poland is really making up for lost time (and lack of brain power).

Poland is on the verge of declaring Jesus Christ as their King.

I think this is a great idea. Jesus has lots of experience in being a King, as he is the King of the universe (he is God), so I am sure that he would be a great King of Poland.

But, here is the problem. With Jesus leading Poland, he will probably not have as much time to give Bush guidance.   Without the constant advice of Jesus, George W. Bush could (theoretically) make a mistake.  After all, he has gone 6 years without a mistake so far, no doubt thanks to the help of Jesus.

This could eventually lead to a clash between America (the current world power and favorite country of God) and Poland (the upcoming world power who has Jesus as their king).

So, I would assume that at some point we would have to nuke them to put them back in their place.  But, would Jesus be mad at us for nuking him, or would he understand and forgive us?  An even more interesting question, would Jesus give Bush the advice to nuke Poland while he is currently the sitting King of Poland, sacrificing himself and the country where he is the current sitting King so that the US can continue to dominate the world the way Jesus really wants it?   Interesting question eh? 

This is what happens when people like Bill "Hell Spawn" Clinton go around getting BJs!

Suddenly kids think it is OK for them to get BJs too!!

Well, it is NOT ok!

Don't beleive me?  Just ask this 17 year old boy who is being sentenced to a "pound me in the ass prison" for 10 years, for having oral sex with his 15 year old girlfriend, in one of my favorite states: Georgia!

Click here for the rest of this story.

There are so many evil things surrounding this story.

1) The girl was only 15.  Now I know what you are going to say... the sex was consentual, and with her boyfriend, who was only 17, and so it isn't fair to convict him of sexual assualt in the same way you would charge a 45 year old guy who raped and molested a 14 year old girl.  But, think about it this way. What if she just turned 15 and he was about to turn 18.  That would mean they were not just 2 years apart, but almost 3 years apart!  That is disgusting!!

I mean, can you really picture a world in which a Junior in High School can date a Sophomore without being thrown in prison? Yea, me neither!!

2) They were not married.  Now, everything I said above becomes void if these 2 were married.  If they wanted to have sex... fine. Just get married and THEN have sex.  Wanting to have sex is natural, but must be avoided if you want to stay out of hell.  The only way is to get married, and I really believe that the younger you get married, the better your marriage will be! 

Look... whether it is a15 year old with a 17 year old, or a 13 year old with a 50 year old... so long as they are married God and I are fine with whatever they want to do, so long as there is only vaginal sex in the missionary position, and no birth control is ever used.

3) They were having oral sex.  Oral sex is a sin against God because it is a type of sex that can not result in procreation!!  That means that in the eyes of God it is just like homosexual sex, which is the biggest sin of all!!

In fact, oral sex is illegal in a lot of states: Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C.

We need to start arresting people in these states!!  I mean, the laws are already on the books.  We need to prosecute these people!

So who do we have to thank for this terrible direction our country is taking?  Bill "The hell spawn" Clinton of course.

He made people all over the country think oral sex was "ok" to do.

Well Bill... I hope you and your demon overlord (Hillary HAHAHAHAH) are happy.

A new religious website has been created to help God's children give a "I told you so" to our liberal/evil coworkers and acquaintances after the rapture.

This has been something on my mind for a while. You see, you can never know exactly when the rapture will happen, only that based on current world events it will obviously be in the next 10-15 years.

But at the moment of the rapture, all of the saved people on earth will vanish, and be transported up to heaven, with no time to gloat over their victory!

That's great for us (the saved), but we will have no way to stick it to all the liberal bastards who didn't believe in God when they had their chance to save themselves.

Well, postrapturepost.com has the answer we have all been waiting for!!

Do you know someone who is in danger of being "left behind" because of a sinful life? Imagine if you could write a letter to a friend or loved one after the Great Day of Reckoning.

This is where the Post-Rapture Post comes in.

Just write your letter and it will be hand-delivered immediately following the exodus of the pure from the Earth.

I am going to write a letter to every Democrat I can think of!

Can't you just picture Bill Clinton being raped by the Devil while reading my letter and crying?

Awesome!

Some of the worst and most immoral people on earth are Atheists!

These people don't even believe in God?!!

Know who else doesn't believe in God? The Devil, Obama Bin Ladin, and Hitler for starters... see a pattern here? If you don't believe in God, you are evil!

These Atheists think that we are crazy for believing in God and the Bible, even when "science" (tricks of the devil) seem to contradict things in the Bible.

Well finally someone has put together a video to show exactly why Atheists are the crazy ones, and not us true believers who will be rescued from this earth just days before the second coming of Jesus during the Rapture, which will preceed the end of days and the return of Lucifer in the final battle between good (R) and evil (D) for the souls of all mankind. They are the crazy ones obviously.

The website is called the Atheist Delusion, and it really shows concrete proof that we are right, and they are wrong, take a look.

To see the video either click here for the original, click through to see my mirror of it.

Shelley The Republican has a really interesting and thought provoking article that asks the important question: Are foreign foods turning our kids homosexual?

I think there is a good chance that the answer is "YES"!

Here's the proof!!

• Soy beans are not native to the U.S.A. this mean God did not intend us to eat this product. Why would we wish to import this food when we have great agricultural products like corn and wheat? Did the founding fathers need soy? Heck no - so why do we?
• Most soy is consumed in Japan, a nation where the most popular foods include raw-fish and octopus tentacles. Why would we wish to import foods from a nation whose perverts buy used-underwear from vending machines?
• Homosexual children bring shame upon their parents: If you suspect that your child may be gay because of soy-exposure please seek Christian counciling today. Most Christians agree that homosexuality is caused by demonic posession, so speedy exorcism may be required.

Can't argue with logic, but somehow I bet the liberal "scientists" will somehow try... losers.