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BREAKING NEWS!!

Barak Osama....err I mean Obama, has let it slip that his middle name is Hussein, as in Saddam Hussein!!! OMG Barak is related to Saddam Hussein!!

I knew all along that this guy was a terrorist, and now we have the proof.

Barak sounds like a terrorist.

Osama is a terrorist.

Hussein is a terrorist.

Put the 3 together, and you get a super terrorist: Barak Hussein Osama!!

The CIA should take him out Kennedy style ASAP!!

And by "take him out" of course I mean like... take him out to lunch... and try to talk some sense into him, like Kennedy would have done. But not so gay.



Lets get this guy out of office!

OMG this is awesome!!

Finally someone is taking the time to write a book about the rampant corruption in one of the parties in Washington.

I'm talking about the Democrats of course... who else? The book is called CaCacus of Corruption, and you can get it soon.

Before I get into how great this book is, let me tell a few jokes on the subject.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
A Democrat.
A Democrat who?
A Democrat who isn't corrupt and who isn't trying to make America gay and weak!

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA... get it? There's no such thing!

Ok, here's another one.

Bill Clinton is sooo liberal.

How liberal is he?

He is so liberal, that he thinks Bin Ladin is a great guy, and would consider having homosexual relations with an intern so he could better understand what it is like to be a homosexual (like most of his supporters are).

HAHHHHAHAHAHAHA

Updated: Fixed the bad link.

There are some things that EVERYONE knows.

1. Jesus is the only son of God
2. Life starts at conception
3. Evolution is just a theory perpertrated by scientists
4. Global warming is not a real problem
5. The United States is the land of liberty, and NUMBER 1!!

But apparently SOME people didn't get the "Greates Country On Earth" memo and in the latest Economist Intelligence Unit Index of Democracy, the United States is NOT number 1!

I just heard a song by a band called Muse called "Take a Bow."

This is a great song, and I think it would be fun to look at the lyrics and try to guess who this song is about.  Ready?

Corrupt, you corrupt,
Bring corruption to all that you touch.

Hold, you’ll behold,
And behold and for all that you’ve done.

And Spell, cast a spell,
Cast a spell on the country you run.

And risk, you will risk,
You will risk all their lives and their souls.

And burn, you will burn,
You will burn in hell, yeah you’ll burn in hell.
You’ll burn in hell, yeah you’ll burn in hell for your sins.

Ooohhh.
Our freedom is consuming itself,
What we've become is contrary to what we want
Take a bow.

Death, you bring death and destruction to all that you touch.

Pay, you must pay
You must pay for your crimes against the earth.

Hex, feed the hex
Feed the hex on the country you love

Beg, you will beg
You will beg for their lives and their souls.

Yeah,
Burn, you will burn,
You will burn in hell, yeah you’ll burn in hell,
You’ll burn in hell, yeah you’ll in hell,
Burn in hell, yeah you'll burn in hell for your sins.

Think you know who this is about?

Do you have a name in your head?

You may be sure that you know who it is, but before you make your final decision, do you know that this band is from the U.K.?  Did that change who you think it is about?

It should be pretty clear that this song is about one of two people.  One of them is eloquent and smooth, while the other is pathetic and desperate.

Made your decision?

Click the read more link for the answer!!! 

Thanksgiving has always been one of my favorite holidays. It celebrates the time when the Pilgrams discovered America, and God charged then with reclaiming this sacred land from the native Indians, who were hethens, and worshiped fake and stuip religions where people pray (and dance LOL) in order to have God make it rain.

Instead, the real God aided us in taking back his land by spreading small pox among the Indians. As we were "God's people," we were immune of course.

But, this Thanksgiving is going to bitter sweet. With the Democrats taking over control of the Congress next year, this will likely be our last Thanksgiving.

With the aid of the Democrats, terrorists will be sure to get their hands on an unlimited supply of nuclear weapons, and then just like that... Boom, we are all blown up in a nuclear explosion.

We tried to warn you, but you didn't listen. And now you are all going to die.

But, good news is that this will probably constitute Armegeddon, in which case the Rapture will happen, and I won't be around while you liberals are being incinerated.

It's going to be so awesome to see Jesus, but I wish it could have happened w/o the Democrats destoying the world. GWB was doing just fine before they had to go and screw everything up.

See you soon J.C.

Joshua Muravchik, who is a resident scholar at the American Enterprise Institute, has written a new article urging us to get back on task and Bomb Iran.

He puts it bluntly:

WE MUST bomb Iran.

Josh my buddy, I can't agree more!!

So it's time to bring back my favorite video: Let's Bomb Iran.



YEA!!! Jesus will be back in no time!

Pat Robertson is truly a great leader.

Aside from the fact that he gets his advice directly from God, just like our president, George W. Bush, he also is not afraid to tell the hard truth.

Whether it is blaming hurrican Kartina on homosexuals, asking God to kill a Supreme Court Justice, setting the world record for leg pressing 2000 lbs, or calling for the assination of Hugo Chavez, this man of God is never afraid to tell the truth.

So it should come as no suprise to hear that Pat Robertson is not going to stand by and allow others to worship "false Gods," when there is a perfectly good real God (named "God".. duh) out there waiting to be worshiped.

Click here for the rest of the article, and Pat's beat down of "fake religions."

A viewer wrote in to ask Pat Robertson a liberal question

Why [do] evangelical Christians tell non-Christians that Jesus (God) is the only way to Heaven? Those who are Hindu, Buddhist, Islamic, etc. already know and have a relationship with God. Why is this? It seems disrespectful.

Robertson put this liberal pussy in his place:

No. They don't have a relationship. There is the god of the Bible, who is Jehovah. When you see L-O-R-D in caps, that is the name. It's not Allah, it's not Brahma, it's not Shiva, it's not Vishnu, it's not Buddha. It is Jehovah God. They don't have a relationship with him. He is the God of all Gods. These others are mostly demonic powers. Sure they're demons. There are many demons in the world.

You can catch the video here.

Finally, someone else besides me has the balls to stand up and speak the truth: everyone who worships a God other than the Christian Evangelical God (aka Jesus H. Christ), including worshiping other things like Aliens named Xenu (I'm looking at you TomKat), or "science" (Steven Hawking you better STFU before I push your wheelchair off a bridge) and non-worshiping Atheists (I should kill the next atheist I meet so he can meet his maker, rather than waste my time trying to convince him of God).

So listen up you 95% of the world that is worshiping Demons. Stop it!!! God Damn It!! WTF??!?! You guys are totally screwing up the Iraq war!!! Stop helping the enemy!!

Idiots!!!