
Thanksgiving has always been one of my favorite holidays. It celebrates the time when the Pilgrams discovered America, and God charged then with reclaiming this sacred land from the native Indians, who were hethens, and worshiped fake and stuip religions where people pray (and dance LOL) in order to have God make it rain.
Instead, the
real God aided us in taking back his land by spreading small pox among the Indians. As we were "God's people," we were immune of course.
But, this Thanksgiving is going to bitter sweet. With the Democrats taking over control of the Congress next year, this will likely be our last Thanksgiving.
With the aid of the Democrats, terrorists will be sure to get their hands on an unlimited supply of nuclear weapons, and then just like that... Boom, we are all blown up in a nuclear explosion.
We tried to warn you, but you didn't listen. And now you are all going to die.
But, good news is that this will probably constitute Armegeddon, in which case the Rapture will happen, and I won't be around while you liberals are being incinerated.
It's going to be so awesome to see Jesus, but I wish it could have happened w/o the Democrats destoying the world. GWB was doing just fine before they had to go and screw everything up.
See you soon J.C.