For some reason people are upset about this billboard:

What?

You can't put a totally truthful billboard up these days without the blacks and the gays getting mad?

What if they put up a billboard that said:

"John McCain is an American hero, and is the most deserving person to be president of the United States, a country he loves, unlike Obama who is a mulsum."

Would THAT billboard cause a problem too??  It's 100% truthful as well!

I just don't get blacks and gays.  They both have it so good. 

In order to keep my quality of living, I had to go to a private university for my undergraduate degree, and then to another private university for my graduate degree.  It cost my Dad countless thousands of dollars!

What do blacks need to do to keep up their quality of living?  Just fill out a form for welfare and food stamps!  How easy is that??

Gays too.  Think about all the money that my wife wastes on crap.  Gays will never ever have that problem!  They get to keep all their money!  It's perfect.

So when I see a billboard like this, I think they should just keep quiet and not speak out.  That is what the founding fathers would want.

Disgusting... (if you can't see the video, click here)

Just see what they might be planning.  You can't trust science or scientists.

Well we all knew it was coming.... another landside victory for McCain.

The best part of the debate was when McCain referred to Obama as "That one".  Brilliant!

I can't wait to hear more about "That one" and it looks like McCain will be using that line a lot more:

A Republican official emails, on background:  The most memorable line of the night belonged to John McCain. McCain pointed out that “That One” vote for the 05 energy bill. Look for Republicans to note in coming days that “That One” also voted for higher taxes at least 94 times; “That One” has associations with unrepentant terrorists, etc…

Guess what That-One, you are going down (to Hell).

Finally people are starting to react properly to Obama and his supporters.

This guy deserved it.

The article stated:

'He was telling me that he was going to kill me.

'I couldn't believe it was happening - and just because I was wearing an Obama T-shirt. He was trying to make me walk somewhere quieter, saying: 'I've got something for you,' and 'I'm going to kill you.'

You might say, "But LAK, this guy was shot just for wearing a TShirt."  Yes this is true, but you need to think about it in Biblical terms.  Obama is probably the Anti-Christ (93% confidence level), so fighting against him and his supporters goes beyond the laws of man and direct to the laws of Jesus.  Mainly, you must ignore the 10 commandments when you are fighting Satan, less Satan take over the world!

But, if you are an Obama supporter, you don't have to fear being attacked... just repent and support Jesus/McCain.  Problem solved!

I was sent this graphic from the McCain camp and told that I could post it on my site.

I am so proud.

Just 400 more points and I earn a coffee mug!

We are number 1!

Never before in history has a country been so amazingly successful that it was able to carry a debt of 10 trillion dollars.

To give you and idea, this is what 10 trillion dollars looks like:

$10,000,000,000,000.00

How much is that really?

It's about $34,000 per person in the US.  SWEET!!

Now liberal pussies will say that this is a BAD thing... but think about it.

If you are a normal American, you might have $15k in credit card debt.  But, if you are really rich, you might have $800k in credit card debt.

You see?  The more debt you have, the better off you are!

i.e. we are better off than any country has ever been!

Thank you Bush.  Thank you McCain!

I notice that blue states are not improving their childs learning like our red states.

Maybe it's because people in blue states are Morans!

Did you see Sarah Palin (the future VPILF) win the debate tonight?  She was AWESOME!!

Ok.  I'll admit I didn't watch the debate.

I was going to watch it ... really.

But then...

I saw it.

How could I NOT watch Magic's Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed???

It was AWESOME!!!  I learned how to do so many tricks!

Of course, I won't ever do them, because that's witchcraft, and magicians should be stoned, but man it was cool.

So, even thought I didn't watch the debate, I know what was said... let me recap:

Palin:  I will fight for every day Americans

Biden: I love Al Queda, homosexual marriage, and I want our troops to die in Iraq so that I can use it as a talking point to get elected.

Palin:  I love America, and I trust in God.

Biden:  I hate America and wish I lived in France.  There is no God, and if there was I would worship Satan.

Palin:  I want to give tax cuts to all Americans.

Biden: I want to take all your money and force you to live next to blacks and mexicans.

etc.

So you see, Palin won.  End of discussion.

This kid makes me wish I had some little Bill'Os running around my house.

I don't know why this women, who is clearly a Republican, is saying that she wants Hillary to win, but her comments about the A-Rabs and Blacks are right on the money!

Fareed Zakaria has written a new piece for Newsweek where he makes the claim that:  McCain's selection of Sarah Palin as VP is "fundamentally irresponsible!"

Oh really???

Well you know what I call fundamentally irresponsible!?!! 

How about the fact that someone named Fareed Zakaria has a job working for Newsweek???

How about the fact that he looks like this:

How about the fact that he speaks with an accent, and yet is allowed to comment on US issues?

How about the fact the his guy is not in GITMO right now??

How about the fact that any day of the week, this guy or one of his family members, might be allowed on the same flight you are on!!??

THAT is what I fundamentally irresponsible!

I'm an American, a Republican and a Christian, and I don't take kindly to brown skinned, accent speaking, mulsum worshiping foreigners bad mouthing America's greatest hero of the past 100 years: John McCain!

When I first saw the cover of The New Yorker I thought they were just saying that Palin has done a wonderful job watching over Alaska has the greatest Governor they have ever had (and clearly the hottest Governor!!), but they seem to be neglecting her amazing foreign relations experience.

But I was wrong!!

Take a closer look:

That is RUSSIA!! 

You see, Palin was keeping track of both Alaska AND Russia at the same time!

Clearly she is the most experienced VP pick of all time!  I can't wait for the VP debate when she gets to smack down that dumbass Joe Biden.

I KNEW IT WOULD HAPPEN!!!!

MCCAIN WON THE DEBATE!!!

HE KILLED OBAMA!!!

IT WAS A 100% SLAUGHTER OF MUSLUM IDEAS!

MCCAIN IS THE BEST!!

OBAMA IS AN IDIOT!

MCCAIN IS GREAT!

OBAMA IS MUSLUM!!