To Any Reddit.com Visitors#

You SUCK!!

Unless you are a Republican, Christian, and believe in the Bible and the saving power of Jesus!  If so, then sorry for saying you suck... but if not, then yea, you do suck.

God is "da bomb" and sometimes he tells George Bush to drop "da bombs" on people who God doesn't really like "Muslums".

If you don't like that, then don't bitch to me, or to anyone else including Bush.  You need to take it up with God.  God is the one making the calls on this planet, so if you don't like how things are going, there is just 1 man to blame: Jesus.

So, if you hate Freedom, love homosexualism, and think that the world is older than 6000 years, you are not allowed on my site!

This site is for Republicans only, we have a strict "no liberals" policy.

 

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Sunday, February 18, 2007 #    Comments [22]  | 

 

Sunday, February 18, 2007 12:57:25 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
well, i'm here because of a reddit link and i only have one comment: i'm shocked that you have no ted haggard related tags in your tag cloud.

real christians snorth crystal meth and fuck gay prostitutes.

you're a poser.
tedhaggard
Sunday, February 18, 2007 1:50:00 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Hey, Mister 'LiberalsMustDie', it's just not cool to troll as a stereotypical red stat'r in order to make them look bad. It's very evident what you are doing here ... and sure, quite a few people won't get it, but they are the same people who wouldn't see satire if it slapped them in the face.

Partisan politics are tearing America apart. Now please stop this foolishness.
OpenWookie
Sunday, February 18, 2007 6:18:59 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
When you die and go to hell, I hope you have a really good explanation of why you wanted people killed and slavery brought back, because those are the tough questions I will be asking you.

Sadly, I don't think you'll change your ways, so look forward to an eternity surrounded by gay black men raping you in the ass.

Have fun,
-God
Sunday, February 18, 2007 6:46:10 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
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Sunday, February 18, 2007 7:03:46 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
I am here because of Reddit.

This site is awesome! It took me a few minutes to figure out it was not parody.

I will be reading this site regularily whilst my husband continues his recovery.

God bless.
Mrs. Haggard
Sunday, February 18, 2007 8:20:26 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Mrs. Haggard,

I am sorry about that.

Here is an article I recently wrote about your husband:
http://www.liberalsmustdie.com/2007/02/07/Ted+Haggard+Is+Now+Completely+Heterosexual.aspx

Also, I just added a "Ted 'The Heterosexual' Haggard" tag to my cloud. I hope you like it.

Sunday, February 18, 2007 9:35:54 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Is this site a parody?

If so, it's not nearly as funny as landoverbaptist.org and whitehouse.org. If not... Sweet Lord Jesus, give me the patience to understand and tolerate your followers.
NoFixexAbode
Sunday, February 18, 2007 9:43:55 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Hey "<script>"

Sorry... but I know what you were trying to do there....

I think it's called "Cross-dresser scripting".

Do bad for you that my site is anti-crossdressing!
Sunday, February 18, 2007 10:10:11 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Nice try "God", but I KNOW God, and you aren't him.

The Bible is very specific about killing and about slavery... they are both ok if you do it according to the Bible.

God says you can beat your slaves too, so long as you don't kill them.
Sunday, February 18, 2007 10:55:37 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Of course it's a joke :D A very good one at that.
Name
Sunday, February 18, 2007 11:14:57 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
I'm a liberal Republican. Am I allowed here or not?
fu
Sunday, February 18, 2007 11:18:11 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
A liberal Republican??

What's that, like a Christian Atheist?
Sunday, February 18, 2007 12:10:28 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
as gods left testicle i would like to say that this site is fuken crap. you are all a bunch of dumb misguided hicks would have IQs of less than 40.

religion is for retards and pedophiles. go fuck your selves!
gods left testicle
Sunday, February 18, 2007 12:13:25 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
You do know that Muslims worship the same "God", right?
bob
Sunday, February 18, 2007 1:53:16 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Muslims don't accept Jesus as the Son of God and the savior of Man, so they aren't worshipping the same god. They just worship the devil in disguise.
LiberalBallKicker
Sunday, February 18, 2007 9:46:52 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
It's good to see you guys have such good morals :P

Oh, and while you're beating your slaves, be sure to kill off some Jews. They make bread out of baby blood, you know.

Sunday, February 18, 2007 10:07:28 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
so is this site supposed to be about something or is it just a random hate site for the misguided? I dont blame anyone for being religious, you were brought up in cult, and brainwashed, and thats not your fault, but really, spewing hatred because you just dont understand the world around you dost solve anything. Also, denial of everything that we have come to understand because of science, is only a backward regression in our intelligence and knowledge. You dont have to believe anything you dont want to, but do not make a claim if you can not back it up with solid evidence.

Fu, you said "I'm a liberal Republican. Am I allowed here or not?" As a person who has obviously thought about their political standpoint, why would you even want to be "allowed here" when this is just a hate site, and not a place were you could ever hope to get and intelligent discussion.

LiberalballLicker, what makes you so sure that the Muslims are worshiping the devil in disguise? What's to say that you aren't worshiping the "devil in disguise"? Actually, the Koran has way fewer flaws that the bible does. They are both false (the bible and the Koran) anyways however, so it dose not matter.

As for the original post, it read "God is "da bomb" and sometimes he tells George Bush to drop "da bombs" on people who God doesn't really like "Muslums"." Are you actually suggesting that God talks to president Bush? You also said "God is the one making the calls on this planet, so if you don't like how things are going, there is just 1 man to blame: Jesus." If as you claim, god is "making the calls on this planet" then why would you blame Jesus? That wouldn't make sense.
liberal
Monday, February 19, 2007 12:10:52 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
1) Muslums ARE worshiping Demons. Just do a search on this site for "Robertson" and read the article about demon worship!

2) Ahh, heck YEA Bush talks to God. God asked George Bush to run for President. Bush talks to God all...the...time!! They are buds.

3) Are you totally clueless??? Jesus IS God!!! You must be a Satan worshiper!
Tuesday, February 20, 2007 6:48:29 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Where did all these closet-homo terror-loving liberals come from? I thought that they'd be too busy spending time figuring out how to support terrorists to bring about another 9/11 to come to sites like this.
Troubador
Wednesday, February 21, 2007 5:31:25 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
"Muslims don't accept Jesus as the Son of God and the savior of Man"
if The god is omnipotent something, above all human way of weakness and power, why it supposedly has a child, jesus. Muslims believe that jesus is just a prophet like Moses and Muhammed.

"...and think that the world is older than 6000 years" bla bla bla..
You are funny.

"Muslums ARE worshiping Demons. Just do a search on this site for "Robertson" and read the article about demon worship! "
Hey I am a muslim too,:) there is no cure for your mental retardness, sorry for you, just blame your parents for bad genes,uhh.. I forgot you totally ignore the science :)
Al Gore roks :)
Wednesday, February 21, 2007 9:53:26 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
So are you calling Pat Robertson a liar??

He says that if you aren't worshiping Jesus, you are worshiping Demons!! "DEMONS"!

You think I am retarded?

I'm not the one who thinks that Jesus was "just a prophet." Now thats retarded!
Wednesday, February 21, 2007 6:30:43 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
"So are you calling Pat Robertson a liar??"
Yes, your (fake) hero is a liar. He is bubbling out something and all of you think it is the answer of every question in your life. I suggest you to think again :)

"You think I am retarded?"
You know the answer. You are still retarded :)
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