Jesus Was NOT Gay! #

I heard someone last night say that maybe Jesus was gay.

He never married.

He was always hanging out with 12 men.

He ended every prayer with A-Men.

Well of course that person is going to burn in enternal hell fire, but what about his time on earth?  I think Jesus might have some CIA torture sessions in his future.

See this youtube video for proof of what happens when you suggest that Jesus was a homosexual:

 

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Saturday, July 26, 2008 #    Comments [7]  | 

 

Sunday, July 27, 2008 9:13:18 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
dude who would say that????
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Sunday, July 27, 2008 7:34:50 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Jeezus was gay? What an insult! I am sure that true patriot like Busch will take care of lib traiters who say stuff like that.

I say that we put 100 percent hetero men of god like Ted Haggard or Larry Craig in charge of reeducating anyone who says that Jeezus is gay.

And yes, it is "JEEEZUS" and not "Hay-Seus".
ollie
Monday, July 28, 2008 6:22:44 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
was this you?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080728/ap_on_re_us/church_shooting
stevefazek
Tuesday, July 29, 2008 5:34:13 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
That guy was a True American Hero!
GodHatesLibs
Tuesday, July 29, 2008 8:28:10 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
That guy was a murderer.
AMERICA
Wednesday, July 30, 2008 6:20:05 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
http://beltwayblips.com/video/barack_obama_the_child_the_messiah_the_obamessiah/


Check this out!
Abe
Thursday, July 31, 2008 9:21:43 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Wait... is it still *murder* when the people being killed are Liberals??

Would GOD consider it a crime if you kill someone who isn't Christian?

I'd like to know the answers to these questions.
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