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Homosexual sex is "illegal sex" both in terms of human laws (the ones that you must follow) and in terms of God's laws (the ones Bush and Cheney follow).

But when was the last time that you heard of someone going after the homosexuals for their constant illegal sex?

Finally, someone is willing to do something about this terrible threat to my marriage and our planet as a whole. Meet Fort Lauderdale mayor Jim Naugle, who is pushing the idea of buying $250,000 robot toilets to help stop the "illegal sex."

Now, some might call this idea overly costly, others might call it bat-sh*t insane, but there is one thing that is clear, the robots are here to stay, and they are going to watch you take a dump to make sure you are not engaging in any illegal sex!

The Mayor explains:

We're trying to provide a family environment where people can take their children who need to use the bathroom," he said, "without having to worry about a couple of men in there engaged in a sex act."

Homosexuals... They're engaging in sex, anonymous sex, illegal sex.

The homosexual newspaper said it's the 'gay parking lot.' That's not me saying that, that's what they said. I don't use the word 'gay.' I use the word 'homosexual.' Most of them aren't gay. They're unhappy.

Well said sir. Well said indeed.

I quickly found that there was more about this Mayor that I really liked:

When the Christian outreach event Beachfest came to town in 2003, he said anyone who had a problem with the city's official embrace of the religious festival "can move to Iraq."

Earlier this year, he refused to sign a mayor's pact to reduce greenhouse gases. Naugle said global warming is not caused by humans and that the pact contained "hate-America stuff that the environmental wackos want in."