Science Class: Kiss your evolution goodbye!! HELL YEA!!#

This is what evolutionists think is going to happen one day as we all 'reverse evolve' back into apes.  What a joke.This is the best news I have heard since I found out that Clinton (hell spawn) got impeached for his high crimes.  It looks like the new president of the NEA (National Education Association) is going to be Kenneth Willard, a Kansas Republican, and an opponent of teaching evolution in science class in favor of teaching the truth... that God created the Universe and the Earth in 6 days, and on the 7th day he rested.

This is GREAT NEWS!!

No longer will our children have to wonder why what they learn in science class seems to contradict the Bible on every page of every text. 

Now they can rest secure knowing that the Bible is true, and science books are typically lies that are made up by liberal scientists who try to undermine Christianity.

I hate Science and Math, and they need to be replaced in our education system with Bible and Religion classes if we are ever going to get anywhere.

This is a good start!

Monday, May 21, 2007 #    Comments [13]  | 

 

Monday, May 21, 2007 7:16:41 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
What we need to ask is: "Is our children learning?"
Frank Stige
Thursday, May 24, 2007 10:51:34 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
i believe that there is evolution, but God made it that way...whos to say that God didn't speak to the early cavemen...it sounds wierd but by our understanding, there is a line between humans and neanderthals, it could be that God didn't see us that way, it could be that he sees us all as humans.

im a Christian, Republican, American

not a pussy ass liberal
nateler
Thursday, May 24, 2007 11:03:47 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
How can you call yourself a Christian and a Republican, and ACTUALLY BELIEVE in "Evolution".

What a joke. Evolution is so stupid. I don't know anyone who thinks evolution is true. It is only for dumbass scientists.

REAL Amercians know it is total BS, and if you think Jesus will tolerate you believing in evolution, you are wrong..dead wrong. He might strike you dead!
Saturday, May 26, 2007 6:14:24 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Whoo yeah I'm an Atheist and I believe in the Evolution. And the people who don't have crap in their heads and have no idea what the evolution theory is about. Denying evolution is the same as denying gravity. And IF there is a god. This is how he created the world.

On the first day he created the elements, turned on the light and he saw that is was boring
On the second day he created plants and animals and he saw that it was good.
On the third dat het created humans and he saw was sex was
On the fourth day he created Jealousy, hate, love, friendship, Capitalism, cubism and more bullshitism and he saw it was a mess
On the fifth day he created War and he say how humans loved that creation
On the sixth day he created bob marley and thought that he was done
On the seventh day he chilled and listend to his creation of the day before, and he thought it was good, but not finished

On the eight day he created evolution so make sure mankind wouldn't survive it's creation and het made the people count to seven every week.

So if your 'god' exists then let him strike me right now, because he hasn't done anything yet. I'm totally happy with my life. And why would I waste my time on worshipping?
Sjoerd
Thursday, July 05, 2007 8:26:48 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Evolution is blasphemy. I don't see where these fancy scientists come up this stuff. It goes against the Bible.

They say they have evidence. The BIBLE is evidence. Amen.
Inbred Redneck
Friday, July 13, 2007 6:40:54 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Though i am a strong conservative, i believe strongly in evolution and it sickens me to see a fellow conservative insulting the intellegence of scientists five times smarter than you.

Evolution rules.

THERE IS A DIVISION BETWEEN CHURCH AND STATE

If you don't want your child learning evolution, send him to a religious school instead of pollouting public schools.
Saturday, July 14, 2007 1:02:39 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
If you were a TRUE strong conservative you would know that Evolution is a joke! Are you a monkey? I'm not, but that is what the "smart" scientists want to call you.

I will not stop until the stupid ideas of science are banashed from the united states! Evolution, Big Bang, Relativity, Dinosaurs, Biology, Gravity, these are all bogus!
Saturday, October 13, 2007 9:38:27 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
evolucionism must be teached in medicine schools, so this people cuold die happy with their own flu.
science is god
analphabet
Tuesday, December 18, 2007 3:05:52 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
You conservatives are the funniest people I've ever seen. Do you guy's even realize that without "Dumbass Scientists" (who have a college degree) you wouldn't even be able to write shit on the internet. Oh and guess what else, remember that guy Al Gore? Well, he helped invent the internet which you are using right now by the way. Without science we wouldn't have:
Electricity
Cars
Guns
Oil Refineries
Or any other technology that republicans hold dear.
Wooley
Thursday, January 24, 2008 6:08:10 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
i agree. i am litteraly laughing outlad while reading this. things like the internet, rifle, the printing press (for your bible), the tools in your tool shed, your telephone, and almost everything else are products of science. evolution is true. it is supported by thousands of pieces of evidence while the bible is only one. liberals (my self one of them) are not sadistic murdering liars; we are people like you and all we want is the truth. we have no intention of liing; all we want is the truth on matters.
Friday, January 25, 2008 7:22:30 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Denying evolution is not the same as denying gravity. The Laws of Gravity are set in stone within the scientific community while evolution is only a theory (which, in the strictist sense is still wrong because Darwin's "theory" cannot be tested).

These "scientists" who overwelmingly support evolution are not real scientists. A majority of them are Biologists, who are nothing more than librarians.
Pwned
Saturday, February 16, 2008 4:59:01 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
The majority of scientists support evolution, and evolution is not just a theory. Lets sum up how evolution works. Animals reproduce on a planet with limited resource resources and space, which leads to competition. Animals change by variation, which happens by mutation in genes, which happens because of radiation and imperfect dna replication. Combine these 2 together and you get natural selection. There are thousands of pieces of evidence which supports evolution. So explain to me how evolution is just a theory and not fact.
agh
Tuesday, June 17, 2008 10:17:03 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Evolution must be true because of you. Look at this guy he's living proof of a human/ape. Hes got a useless brain and a bone in his cock. (true almost all mammals have bones in their penis except for us.) Cuz your hard on this "god" and makes proof that is completely retarded! Doesn't even help your case. Did you pass Middle school? Or did you go to some stupid money less Christian school.
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