CIA Interrogation "Techniques" Revealed!#

The CIA doesn't torture people.  Is this torture??  Who's to say?  Maybe this guy has a bad back and he likes being stretched like this you know? A liberal pusillanimous over in the CIA has leaked a list of their "Gonzalez/Bush Approved Interrogation Techniques." And I have to say, I was expecting there to be more violent things listed. There is no mention of burning them with a coat hanger, or beating them, or shocking their balls with a car battery, or attacking them with dogs... so this much just be a partial list.

Long Time Standing: This technique is described as among the most effective. Prisoners are forced to stand, handcuffed and with their feet shackled to an eye bolt in the floor for more than 40 hours. Exhaustion and sleep deprivation are effective in yielding confessions.

The Cold Cell: The prisoner is left to stand naked in a cell kept near 50 degrees. Throughout the time in the cell the prisoner is doused with cold water.

Water Boarding: The prisoner is bound to an inclined board, feet raised and head slightly below the feet. Cellophane is wrapped over the prisoner's face and water is poured over him. Unavoidably, the gag reflex kicks in and a terrifying fear of drowning leads to almost instant pleas to bring the treatment to a halt.

According to the sources, CIA officers who subjected themselves to the water boarding technique lasted an average of 14 seconds before caving in. They said al Qaeda's toughest prisoner, Khalid Sheik Mohammed, won the admiration of interrogators when he was able to last between two and two-and-a-half minutes before begging to confess.

"The person believes they are being killed, and as such, it really amounts to a mock execution, which is illegal under international law," said John Sifton of Human Rights Watch.

Well booo fricking hooo.  So what if we are doing mock executions?  Who cares if we torture some of these people.  They don't even believe in Jesus Christ!!!  You could argue that is enough by itself to torture them until they convert to Christianity.  But on top of it, they are foreigners, and may or may not be helping terrorists. 

So I think, bottom line, we have a right.... no.... an OBLIGATION, to torture people who are suspected to something until they confess, so that we can all remain Free!  If torturing a few innocent people is the price we have to pay for Freedom, then thank God that George W. Bush is willing to torture till the cows come home, because I don't want to lose my Freedom!

 

Tuesday, May 22, 2007 #    Comments [17]  | 

 

Tuesday, May 22, 2007 10:07:26 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Speaking of Jesus Christ. That picture kinda looks like him. I think you should be ashamed of yourslef for being such a bigot.
Nobody
Tuesday, May 22, 2007 10:25:24 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
hey "Nobody", I think YOU are biggotted.

You hear me? Put this up on your webiste:
"Nobody" is a bigot. "Nobody" is biggotted.... biggotted.

What are your crimes? You stepped on my foot!
Tuesday, May 22, 2007 11:33:29 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
When are these namby-pamby bleeding heart bedwetters going to get it through their soft, doughy liberal skulls that the defense of Freedom(tm) requires extreme measures! Our Leader and His henchmen must be free to illegally surveil, indefinitely detain, and torture the living hell out of anybody who might be suspected of doing something wrong or even has the same name as someone suspected of doing something wrong. To believe otherwise lets the terrorists win!

Of course, most liberals want the terrorists to win, so this squishy-soft attitude about "torture" is not surprising.
Tuesday, May 22, 2007 2:14:25 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
You can't be serious with this site...
Are you?
But hey your entitled to your opion...

But imagine that that is you on the other side of the interregationtable by the NSA of homeland security. Because I don't know...maybe some one tipted those agency's about you...You don't have right to attorney, you don't know what the charges are and still they gonna torture you anyway...that's because habeas corpus is gone...You wont get out untill you confess and believe me you will, even to charges of crimes you didn't commit. And ther you are in jail for years...
And don't you see the weird contradiction in "I'll be glad to give up some liberty's for my freedom"?

If I was you I would reed your own constatution and statements of your own founding fathers..and maybe you find out that everything that they wrote down to ensure your freedom is and will be taken from you by this governement...
Your founding fathers made those laws to protect your people against feudal systems like Kingdoms, where one man is in charge...Look at your president, I thinks he's in charge of your life...He isn't, you are! And God offcourse.

But still you're entitled to your own opinion...
And frankly why do I bother I don't live in your country, I don't have to be afraid that homeland security and NSA is knocking on my door...
Your country and your people have all the oportunity's to be the greatest country in the world...

Forgive my bad spelling, I'm not a native English (American) speaker...

I wish you wisdom, good health and God's speed...

Martijn
Tuesday, May 22, 2007 4:51:06 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
I could not let this one pass by...

please watch it entirely...it could be you, the next time you decide to fly...

it's about a war veteran (Iraqi Freedom) who's subject of a beating by cops because he didn't give his boarding pass quick enough and because the wanted to...they say that themselves...

Again I wish you wisdom, good health and Gods speed...
Martijn
Wednesday, May 23, 2007 7:18:10 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
What would be wise is for liberal apologists list Martijn to shut up and trust our President. Real patriots do whatever is necessary to protect this nation.
liberalsareevil
Wednesday, May 23, 2007 7:39:57 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
oh my goody we've got a O'reilly fan on the show... (Shut Up And Trust Our President)

O I understand that something has to be done about terrorism. And it has to be forcefull. Hit and target those people involved in those acts, and hit them hard!!!
But I do not think you will find terrorists by opening mail, wire tapping and torture of your own people..
No sane terrorist would use his own name, mailadress or phone to plot such acts. He would use other people's name, mailadress or phone...
It could be your mail, your phone and you behind bars...

I've you would pay attention to your own constatution and founding fathers, you would see that the most patriotic thing to do is just that..questioning your President...it keeps him on his toes,so he can do the best job for you...Because keep in mind,he's working for you..you're the one who's paying him...So he should do his best to protect Your Civil liberty's, not step on them...

But hey it's still your opinion...and I'm not living there so please call me when your in jail for something you didn't do...

And again I wish you wisdom a good health and God's Speed

Martijn (not a liberal or a conservative but still a Believer)

Martijn
Wednesday, May 23, 2007 1:33:12 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Ok Mr. "I don't live in your country" Martijn(too many consonants in your name, weirdo). If you don't live here then shut up. Our government tortures terror suspects and people who look like terror suspects. I'm sick of people getting mad at the government for this when they should be getting mad at terrorists. They forced us into this, be mad at them.
If people expressed more anger at the people who blow themselves up and take a lot of innocent people with them instead of our government, we might be a little more sympathetic to the innocent people who get tortured.
Wednesday, May 23, 2007 2:13:18 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
You have a good point there Mr. Killtheenemy...
I am mad at them for blowing innocent people up don't get me wrong on that...
And maybe the best way to get info out of those people is being hard on them...
The only thing I oppose to is torturing innocent people...Make sure (as a government agency) that you have the bad people, instead of getting everybody and then decide if there good or bad...

Thanks for not drop to name calling etc and have a civil discussion with me. I like that.

Greetings and God's Speed
Martijn
Wednesday, May 23, 2007 3:04:05 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
It's hard to tell who the guilty ones are, when terrorists pose as ordinary people and the ones who aren't terrorists hate this country just the same.
Wednesday, May 23, 2007 3:25:13 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
nobody change your name. ur cramping my style
no1
Thursday, May 24, 2007 11:07:33 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Martijn,

If they are NOT terrorists, then why is it that we arrested them? Can you answer that?

You think we just arrest the wrong people? Has that ever happened? Ever??

Second, if they don't want to be considered terrorists, then they should stop acting like they are. Change your name from Akmed Bomberbie to John Smith. Stop speaking with that crazy accent! Take a shower and shave your face. Get a normal job like an Attorney or Financial Planner, instead of being a taxi driver or 7-11 owner. Stop calling yourself Muslum, and start going to a real church (with Jesus). And stop bitching about Republicans and start making donations to the GOP!

It's that simple.

If you don't take steps to avoid being considered a terrorist, you have no one to blame but yourself!

You think they would torture someone who donated $2000 to George W. Bush? I am betting they won't (literally betting $2000 on it, because I am counting on that in case I ever get picked up by homeland security).
Friday, May 25, 2007 2:53:16 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Mr. LiberalAssKicker,

No you don't allways pick up the wrong people, I'm glad that you pick up terrorists, it keeps me alive...

But it did in fact...For example two cases were in the news. Maybe not in the US.
One Canadian person and one German person. They've been picked up by the CIA and were transfered to foreign country's were they were tortured. After the release, they were investigated again by the intel agency's and it turned out it they were victim of id theft...
And it seems a kind of strange, to pay the Rep. Party 2000 dollars, not be picked up by homeland security, to me...

Greetings and God's Speed

Martijn


Martijn
Friday, May 25, 2007 2:12:22 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
well inocent people get in the way...thats war
and we are at war with these people


its better to be safe then sorry
like i heard an iraq veteran tell a story where this car was behind their humvee column, and they warned the car to back off 3 times and finally shot it up...it was full of a family and the mother was giving birth..the whole family died...but they should not be blamed, no one should because what if it had been an insurgent.

innocents die..cant be stopped


what country you from martinj?
nateler
Saturday, May 26, 2007 11:08:32 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Hi mr. Nateler ( your name in my country would be aftergrower...hahaha not to be disrespectful but it is just funny...nevermind) I think it wouldn't be wise to tell the people witch are reading these blogs to tell were I live, but I'm gonna do it anyway and see what happens....

I live in Amsterdam... Yeah take it on boys...The soddom and gomorrah of Europe...Yes (almost) everything goes around here...As long it isn't illegal...And no I'm not a liberal and I don't agree with everthing that goes around here...But the law in our country says it can, so I can't do anything about it...

I hope this does not do any harm to the civil conversation/discussion we have up here. I think it's nice to have a civil discussion with you people instead of name calling and dragging irrelevant issues into the discussion...(o and by the way again, aftergrower, was not be disrespectfull, it just struck my mind and made me laugh, just as my name makes you people laugh, I guess)

And I agree with you that innocent people get got in the crossfire in war...It can't be avoided...

But my statement was simply that innocent people (who are not in the warzone) should not be picked up and tortured, the agency involved should be sure that the have the right people. So don't pick on every one and decide later, but do a good and thorough investigation (probable cause) and then get them and be hard on them (if you have to)...

And I think that's were some agents go wrong..they just spy on everybody and when they think...think...that a person is a terrorist they pick them up, torture them untill they confess to something they didn't do and then say...You see we got a terrorist...He/she said it himself (after we blowtorched his ass)...

I'm a historian and it seems to me like the inquistion (the (sometimes secret) religous police of the pope in the dark ages)..They picked up protestants (christians, and your forfathers), put them on a painbench ,make them confess and then said... You see they are heretics and should be burned...

That's why your forfathers left Europe and started your great country in the new world. To be free of that kind of actions...
They had some great thinkers among them. And they made laws that would protect the people of your country to that kind of actions...
And now your country (or at least some of your agency's/agents involved in counterterrorism) are forgetting those laws and doing the same thing...

Remember I'm not pro terrorists and the real terrorist should be targeted and should be illeminated once and for all...And I'm gratefull that some real terrorists plots are discovered and prevented by those agency's, but be carefull who you attack...If those agents let go of those laws (probable cause etc..)its bound that innocent people, victim of id theft for instance get tortured and that can't be right. Because by torturing innocent people you don't prevent terrorists attacks...because the real terrorists are then still out there while you're busy blowtorching...

Greetings and God's Speed

Martijn

Martijn
Thursday, February 28, 2008 2:56:09 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
In response to "LiberalAssKicker" who said "Second, if they don't want to be considered terrorists, then they should stop acting like they are. Change your name from Akmed Bomberbie to John Smith. Stop speaking with that crazy accent! Take a shower and shave your face. Get a normal job like an Attorney or Financial Planner, instead of being a taxi driver or 7-11 owner. Stop calling yourself Muslum, and start going to a real church (with Jesus). And stop bitching about Republicans and start making donations to the GOP! "

You sicken me, you fucking Nazi. It's hate speech like this that leads to genocide. Or are you going to start justifying the Holocaust as well?
Sunday, March 16, 2008 6:29:02 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Uh, I hope everyone here know that this is a satire website, right? Just asking.
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