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Hey great story really facisnating...one minor problem though, there was no earthquake in Darwin. How do I know this you may ask? I live in Darwin fucknuts!

Did you not read the link?

This is a story straight from AP!

If they said there was a earthquake, then there was an earthquake, and I don't believe anyone else, even if they live there.

God is real!

WOW DUM! You slept through an earthquake, you must've been REALLY DRUNK!
Fosters: Austrailian for passed out in a pool of your own piss!

"This is a story straight from AP!"

But...but...but...that means you're TAKING THE LIBERAL MEDIA AT THEIR WORD!!?!?!??

After all they've deliberately done to betray America and lose the war by reporting about things like casualties and battles and insurgent attacks, how could you believe them! John McCain says that Iraq is safer than the average American city, and since the media reports otherwise, they obviously LIE!

Granted, this "Dom da Bomb" character isn't American, so it goes without saying that anything he says is automatically suspect. Nevertheless, I would believe even an Australian over the word of the treacherous, freedom-hating, terrorist-sympathizing media.

What I meant by that was this...

If the liberal media is reporting that Darwin was hit by an earthquake, it was probably TOTALLY DESTROYED!! It would have to be REALLY bad for them to report it.

See what I am saying?

For example, if AP came out with a poll showing Hillary VS Thompson at 11% to 91% in favor of Thompson, you know the headline would be like "Poll shows Hillary a slight underdog vs Thompson".

So if they reported that Hillary was losing, you know in reality she got killed.

If they reported Darwin got it, it got NAILED! OH YEA!!! TAKE THAT!!!

Maybe you guys are getting mixed up with an earthquake that happened of couple of months back off the East Coast of Australia. Well it actually happened in the Soloman Islands about 1500Km (2000 miles) from Australia. It didn't really affect us but the Soloman Islands got completely screwed over. BTW Darwin is on the North Coast and I am 100% sure that there hasn't been an earthquake there plainly because we are no where near a fault line. Look at a map it may make more sense then.

You do know what a map is right? One of those big papery things that have countries on it besides America

Gravatar, some of us have maps and others only have maps of US states that voted for Bush.

Did Darwin vote for Johnny Howard? The Aussie Liberal Party is like the American GOP, and Howard is like Bush.

I think you need to get a life. You are obviously delusional about reality. Namely, what the city of Darwin has got to do with the scientist Darwin...obviously the name is the same, but being the god-worshipping heaven-bound person that you are, why would you wish the destruction of property and wellbeing, and more importantly, the potential loss of hundreds of lives on a group of people who just happen to live in a city called "darwin"?
Also, just thought that id point out that God is meant to be all forgiving, all loving. ALL LOVING. Do you disagree with that statement? If you do, i suggest you revise your gospels. There was this guy named Jesus who actually didnt give a crap about peoples sexuality. So maybe you should learn from him, to be a true follower of the God who you claim to know so well. Also, to be all loving means that you accept everyone. You do not kill people because you disagree with them.
The truth is that you are not a follower of God at all, not in the Christian sense. If anyone is the satatanist, wishing death, damnation and maltreatment on the lives of good people, it's you.

so what if a city named Darwin had an Earthquake? Churches burn to the ground all the time. And believing in Darwin doesn't make you an Atheist. It just makes you not a sheep like the rest of you who are blindly following what some early-shakespear wrote in a fiction novel dubbed "The Bible" and some guy in a dress behind a pulpit tell you.

how are atheist satan worshipers if they dont believe in satan?
doesnt make any sense

HEY YOU FUCKING IDIOT! DARWIN BELIEVED IN GOD HE WAS NOT AN ATHEIST YOU IGNORANT ASS. YOU SAY YOUR A CHRISTIAN SO WHY DON'T YOU ACT LIKE YOU ONE HYPOCRITE FUCK! STOP BEING A BIGOT!

Um, the thing most people are missing here is that darwin wasn't Australian, he never even visited Australia. The fact that people here are saying that Darwin (the city) is heathen because some random guy from the 19th century is absurd. Its like saying that Phoenix (the city) will burst into flames every now and again and rise from the ashes because a mythical bird (mythical like Jesus) bursts into flames too.

LOLZ on the site tho. Is it for real?