Palin Wins Debate!#

Did you see Sarah Palin (the future VPILF) win the debate tonight?  She was AWESOME!!

Ok.  I'll admit I didn't watch the debate.

I was going to watch it ... really.

But then...

I saw it.

How could I NOT watch Magic's Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed???

It was AWESOME!!!  I learned how to do so many tricks!

Of course, I won't ever do them, because that's witchcraft, and magicians should be stoned, but man it was cool.

So, even thought I didn't watch the debate, I know what was said... let me recap:

Palin:  I will fight for every day Americans

Biden: I love Al Queda, homosexual marriage, and I want our troops to die in Iraq so that I can use it as a talking point to get elected.

Palin:  I love America, and I trust in God.

Biden:  I hate America and wish I lived in France.  There is no God, and if there was I would worship Satan.

Palin:  I want to give tax cuts to all Americans.

Biden: I want to take all your money and force you to live next to blacks and mexicans.

etc.

So you see, Palin won.  End of discussion.

 

Friday, October 03, 2008 #    Comments [12]  | 

 

Thursday, October 02, 2008 11:42:09 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
haha, i googled why obama sucks and saw this website and decided to check it out for a laugh. obviously the first thing i read(this post) would be pure ignorance. palin just ignored the question asked and rambled on about unrelated subjects for questions she couldnt answer, which was obvious becuase thats what she always does becuase shes an idiot. good thing becuase i was worried when bush left there wouldnt be any idiots left in the white house. at least wel have palin.
Friday, October 03, 2008 12:07:34 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
George learn how to spell you lib homo!
Palin pwned Biden and all of America knows it.
Swollen Goat
Friday, October 03, 2008 12:20:26 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
The word is Because

Adverb
because (not comparable)
(archaic) For the reason (that).
1611: And God blessed the seventh day, and sanctified it: because that in it he had rested from all his work which God created and made. � Genesis 2.iii (King James Bible)
On account (of).
I feel better because of you.

If I were to use the word because in a sentence it would go somethinf like this.
George is a Homo because he is obviously a communist lovin', Jesus hatin', drug usin', muslim supportin', pole smokin' democrat.
Swollen Goat
Friday, October 03, 2008 3:24:46 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
I did watch the debate. OMG, was Sarah Palin, like, AWESOME!!!!!!! Aw Shucks; she was so folksy, cute charming, etc.

Biden being the lib-traiter that he is babbled on about facts, figures, plans....yawn.

Most importantly, Sarah Palin did NOT say that they would be different from the bestest administration ever: George W. Bush; she even said that she wants the VP office to be just the way that Dick Cheney runs it! You can't get more patriotic than that!
Friday, October 03, 2008 8:01:41 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
How could someone named "George" be a liberal??? I dont' get it.


Palin WAS awesome, I even double checked my gut by tuning into FoxNews and Hannity to make sure, and they all agreed that she did wonderful and that Biden wants Americans to die in Iraq!
Friday, October 03, 2008 8:06:35 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
its about time we show these wine sipping communist loving dick sucking liberals that we wont allow a muslum to be president!!!
peabody
Sunday, October 05, 2008 2:07:40 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
I think there is a direct negative correlation between an individual's I.Q. and how much they like Palin. Let's see...should we vote for a person who is as dumb as the rest of us racist, ignorant, rednecks, OR should we vote for a person who is intelligent, has experience, and well, is qualified to be president.

No joke "Fox" interviewed a lady who said..."well i watched the debate and I liked Palin 'cuz I'm a Midwesterner and she talked like me. I mean I went to a fancy school and have a fancy education but I still just identify with people who talk like me."

Why is every news outlet giving credit to Palin the same way you give credit to a 5 year old for drawing a picture. "Well, gee, you even stayed in the lines. This picture is perfect." ELECTING HER IS SAYING THAT SHE SHOULD BE PRESIDENT. Don't give her credit for studying enough to be able to give a bad high school debate team's argument for some of the issues presented to her. McCain eats McDonalds once and she is president. That requires that she come to the job with either the experience or the intelligence to run the nation...she has neither.





BTW i got to this site by following a picture that said "Anti-God is Anti-American, Anti-American is Treason, Traitors lead to civil war"..........it should read, "Anti-Religious-Freedom is Anti-American, Anti-American is Treason, Traitors lead to civil war." Of course both are wrong, but at least mine has the correct premise.
Paul
Sunday, October 05, 2008 6:54:23 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Paul: I have concerns about you. You appear to be a lib traiter terrorist loving traiter who backs Barack "I love Osama" Obama over John "more of the same" McCain. McCain will give us the same great leadership that Prezident Busch gave us because, like Busch, his head isn't filled with librul fancy-pants learning (such as facts, science, reason...etc.)

He (Busch or McCain) just goes by his gut and what God Almighty tells him directly! Obama confuses himself with facts, statistics, committee findings, alternative viewpoints, blah, blah...

And Sarah Palin is just like Busch (and a bit like Cheney too).

Besides, she is a total babe and she winked at ME! (swoon) Gosh darn it, how could I not vote for her?

And if you don't vote for her, she might hunt you from an airplane like she hunted these doggies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQobIUE1zTU

Sunday, October 05, 2008 10:49:43 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Lol, yea this stupid bitch "won" the debate... how did she win it exactly?
by winking 43534534 times?
by admitting she wasn't answering the questions and going off on retarded tangents that had nothing to do with the question the moderator asked?
Stupid fuckin crackers
Larry
Monday, October 06, 2008 10:44:48 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Larry, Larry...

"by admitting she wasn't answering the questions and going off on retarded tangents that had nothing to do with the question the moderator asked? "

Palin was going by what GOD ALMIGHTY told her to say. Why is that so hard to understand?

As for those times when it appeared (to Godless lib traiters) to be speaking gibberish, she was merely speaking in tongues and protecting herself from witches.
Monday, October 13, 2008 4:39:55 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
You all are so ignorant. She did not win anything. She doesn't have the experience to win a debate against Biden.

"As for those times when it appeared (to Godless lib traiters) to be speaking gibberish, she was merely speaking in tongues and protecting herself from witches."

You can not be serious...
I really hope this site is a joke.
JDub
Monday, October 13, 2008 9:11:46 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Can't be serious???? (about 7:30 into the video; source

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jl4HIc-yfgM

<a href="href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/max-blumenthal/the-witch-hunter-anoints_b_128805.html">source</a>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jl4HIc-yfgM">video</a>

Of course I am! Obama is a Muslim! McCain and Palin are great!

Here is another instance of Palin speaking in tongues (sounds like incomprehensible gibberish to the Godless libs)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npUMUASwaec

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