Kicking Ass!!#

USA!!! USA!!! USA!!!

We all know that we live in the greatest country on Earth (I used them term "we" because only Americans should be reading this blog, NO FOREIGNERS ALLOWED, understand?), and we all know that we have the greatest military in the history of the universe thanks to Jesus.

But every now and then it's nice to get a real understanding for just how much we kick ass.  You screw with America, and we will not just retaliate against you; we won't just retaliate against your country; we might even retaliate against some other countries too; hell we will probably destroy your entire civilization!!!  We follow the word of our Lord Jesus Christ!  You think he would take getting slapped in the face and just turn the other cheek?  Hellz no MFers!

So just take a look at the graph below to realize how awesome we are!

Maybe next time some terrorist wants to bomb our cities or try running for President of the United States they will look at this and realize that they better just let Hillary win the nomination unless they want a storm of bombs to come raining down on their native country.

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Usa military kicks ass you know it mother fuckers!!  Jesus must be so proud of us right now.

 

Friday, March 14, 2008 #    Comments [24]  | 

 

Friday, March 14, 2008 11:37:18 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
OMG! I've been looking through this website and you guys are so homophobic!! whats wrong with being gay!!? its PERFECTLY natural to be gay, even some animals are gay! im gay! and im normal!

you guys are very dumb! and its so sad how so many people have died because of that jerk bush! he is such a LOSER!!

anyway those are just my thoughts you can disagree with them if you want to! its your choice! and we're all very special and unique individuals who can choose so believe what you want to because its ok!!!!!

but it seriously should be illegal for the people who voted for bush to be alive. (i'd change that if i was prez) >_<!!

take care!!!
Bastard_Guy
Friday, March 14, 2008 2:30:14 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
To bad this is bullshit! There is no way 400,000 iraqis killed since the war began. more like 140,000 unless you count all the civilians killed under saddam then its more like 4,000,000.
Abe
Saturday, March 15, 2008 1:59:33 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Wtf is a moran you dumshit. It's called Moron, and you are by far the biggest one I have ever seen. "cabnit"? Are you serious? Learn how to fucking spell you racist, elitist son of a bitch before you get your ass shot for being just that stupid. Oh, am I using words that are just too big for your tiny, racist mind to understand? Too bad. Learn to fucking read, write, and more importantly SPELL you fucking closet homosexual(which is why you're so afraid of gay people, because you don't want to admit that you ARE gay).

I don't know why I'm wasting my breath, you probably feed off of these types of responses like some kind of sick perversion in your fantasy life.

Oh, by the way, It's Cabinet. Dumb ass.
Sure
Saturday, March 15, 2008 2:44:28 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Sure, please dont make hateful remarks towards gay people, dont be a homophobic redneck!

k thanks.
Bastard_Guy
Saturday, March 15, 2008 7:33:41 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Hey Sure, are you some sort of terrorist supporter? Do you support Obama the terrorist running for president? Why does this site attract morans from the internet. Yous guys are so blinded by your own terroristical tendencies that you dont see the truthiness of whats really hapening.

Sunday, March 16, 2008 2:18:52 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
ヘイおかま! あなたとあなたの友達はいつそのようであることが遅らせる生物を止めますか? それを救うために私があなたがたを侵入されたイラクであると思った その人々を殺さない。 あるいは多分解放のあなたのアイデアは虐殺です。 あなたがたはその同等ではない漫画の上へとても散らかされています。
X02
Sunday, March 16, 2008 7:29:07 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
ching ching chung!!

-_-
peabody
Sunday, March 16, 2008 8:08:32 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
I dont understand communist china language. Speak American damn charlie.
Sunday, March 16, 2008 9:57:00 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
XO2, ¡quita la catacana y tira la hiragana!

This is the United States of America, dammit!

¡Habla español!
snorky
Monday, March 17, 2008 12:15:46 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
I think that MOST of the civilian casualties were whacked in mooselimb vs. another kind of pislamic fuckstick ass-lockings. Us 'mericans are much more likely to be conservative about collateral damages....especially with PC liberal pukes looking over our soldier's shoulders alla time. And knock it off fags. Nobody really gives a small shit about your sorry asses.
Tonto
Monday, March 17, 2008 6:12:23 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
spoken like a true republican tonto.
peabody
Monday, March 17, 2008 1:42:25 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Natural to be gay???????????????????????????????????

HOW DARE YO?!?!??!!

Good luck trying that line with God when he sends you to hell.
Monday, March 17, 2008 7:07:55 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
you are a real bastard Liberal Ass Kicker!!

if i could press a button and make you gay i would! then i'd break you in!!!

k, take care...
Bastard_Guy
Tuesday, March 18, 2008 5:55:13 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Yo Peabody and Adam D.

That was JAPANESE you retards. Learn to tell the fucking difference! But I suppose all Asian countries are the same to you.
Dang, it'll sure suck when CHINA TAKES OVER THIS COUNTRY and we all have to go over to there backwards culture, no thanks to your PRECIOUS BUSH who's virtually SOLD US to them. They already rule us economically.
Bush is the worst thing thats happen to this country. Anyone who supports a president who sells his country and lets MERCENARIES take over for American soldiers deserves to be executed for treason!
America Rules!
Tuesday, March 18, 2008 7:02:58 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
excuse me "America Rules!",

it was the JAPANESE that did pearl harbor!!!

ok, case closed. thanks so much for wasting your evil communist rhetoric on us, bye.
peabody
Tuesday, March 18, 2008 7:17:47 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
well its better than having a terrorist muslim for a president, America rules.. and i dont care if its the vulcan language, i speak americun in america.

so you think perhaps the first muslim president is going to SAVE US.. change change change.. yes you can

Dont you have some babies to abort?

Thursday, March 20, 2008 4:00:13 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
I do not support the terrorist Barack "Saddam Hussien" Obama, or any dumb-ass-ocrat and there insane ideas! I am an AMERICAN!
America Rules!
Friday, March 21, 2008 9:28:35 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
You're all fucking idiots!
GOD
Friday, March 21, 2008 9:49:25 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
hey 'GOD' you aren't really god, because the real god isn't a FAG.

so shut up!!
peabody
Monday, March 24, 2008 11:33:59 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Pearl Harbor?

The Germans did it. John Belushi said so in "Animal House".

Get it Reich. I mean, right.
snorky
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 7:06:39 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Publisizing the fact that your a faggot is wrong and i think you are going down the wrong path that god wants
Peter
Friday, April 18, 2008 7:22:56 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
No foreigners allowed?
You know Jesus didn't live in America.
sara
Wednesday, April 23, 2008 5:49:24 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
This website is a joke right??? Making fun of the wackos on the right? Good Job! Enjoy the satire. Keep it up!



your fellow aetheist.
Robert
Monday, July 14, 2008 8:29:38 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
I sure hope this is a joke.

Talk about supporting a Christian fascist state. That's just disgusting.
cory
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