Learn Chinese Quick#

People from China (or as they prefer to be referred to: Chinamen or Chinks) are great.  They work harder and for less money than even the Mexicans, and they have no problem working in very poor conditions, so you don't have to pay them health insurance or bother with any stupid laws.  If they get pregnant, you can just fire them.  Former Speaker of the House, and proud Republican leader Tom Delay actually fought to keep workers from that side of the world from having these stupid ACLU-style liberal rights, like the right to take a day off work to give birth.  So we own Tom a big thank you on that issue.

But when it comes to the Chinks, they are here to stay.  We have shipped all our work over to China so we can stop Walmart with 99 cent socks! ( 99 cents!!  How do they do that??  Slave labor??  Awesome!! )

So, you might want to check out the quick reference sheet to learn a few Chinese phrases.  It will help you in your future business practices! 

Tuesday, July 31, 2007 #    Comments [5]  | 

 

Tuesday, July 31, 2007 9:34:41 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Try to practice what you learned with Chinese volunteers on http://www.hellomandarin.com/connectingchina
Wednesday, August 01, 2007 8:57:21 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
I tried it on that website, and those people don't understand anything!!! WTF?!

I was like "Hu Yu Hi Ding" and she didn't even understand me.

Stupid chinese. I guess you can't expect much from people who eat dogs.
Wednesday, August 01, 2007 9:16:39 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Chinamen are wily and inscrutable, and it is wise never to trust them. All of these cheap goods are part of their plot to take over America, because they're still pissed at us for nuking them during World War I.

Plus, they don't even worship God and Jesus like normal people? Most of them are Satan-loving atheists like Richard Dawkins, and the rest worship some big fat guy named Bubba or something like that. They are CRAZY!
Wednesday, August 01, 2007 9:39:57 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
WHAT???? They don't even worship JESUS??

Why haven't we bombed them yet???
Friday, August 03, 2007 6:55:36 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Probably because they make one heck of an eggroll. ;-)
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