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I would have been more creative:

10. They give us people to throw things at and shoot at.
9. They give people like Ann Coulter a job (she'd be nowhere near as funny without Libtards to antagonize)
8. They give us people to get in fights with.
7. They can go to Iraq.
6. They give us cheap labor. I'd much rather have some poor Liberal guy taking my order at McDonalds than some fucking immigrant who doesn't speak english.
5. They have people like Lieberman, who are really, really funny. Seriously, look at the guy.
4. They give us people to laugh at. I mean look at Al Gore saying he invented the Internet.
3. They sometimes vote Republican.
2. They die eventually.
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY...
1. They help remind us WHY it's important to Vote Republican. :>


Additionally, don't talk down paintballs. Those things can hurt if you freeze 'em.

you're still a fag captain obvious.

oh snap!

Peabody is in a baaaaaad mood today.

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Why should they die "eventually"? Why can't they die NOW???

Because if they died now, Republicans wouldn't know why they should vote for McCain, obviously!