Tom Cruise Is "Jesus" Of Scientology? LOL!!#
What a joke.

Tom Cruise has been told that he is the "Christ" of Scientology.

Scientology leader David Miscavige believes that in future, Cruise, 44, will be worshipped like Jesus for his work to raise awareness of the religion. A source close to the actor, who has risen to one of the church’s top levels, said: “Tom has been told he is Scientology’s Christ-like figure. “Like Christ, he’s been criticised for his views. But future generations will realise he was right.”
Scientology is such a joke.
 
Scientology says that an evil alien "Xenu" (not unlike the evil aliens crossing our borders from Mexico) rounded up his enemies, had them frozen, threw them into the volcanos of Hawii, caught their souls, brainwashed their souls, and then set them free to infect humans.
 
What utter crap.
 
We all know that the Earth was created in 6 days by God, and on the 7th day he rested.  Then he created Adam in his image, and created woman from one of Adam's rips.  He later killed off everyone on Earth (except 1 family) with a flood and impregnated a woman without having sex with her so the son of God could be born, killed, and then later rise from the dead.  Pretty simple isn't it? 
 
Why do people believe such utter nonsense?  I'm talking about the Scientologist story of course, not the real story of God.  I don't get it.
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Wednesday, January 24, 2007 7:59:38 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Why do you beleive such utter nonsense? I'm talking about The Sun of course. Not the real story of Tom Cruise. I don't get it.
vivi
Wednesday, January 24, 2007 8:37:36 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Scientology was invented by a sci-fi writer for the sole purpose of bilking celebrities out of their money.
GodHatesLibs
Thursday, December 27, 2007 6:11:57 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
OMFG

lol that is mega hippocritical

yes scientology is bullsh*t but christianity's story of how the world was made is just as unbelievable to be honest...

a giant being creating everthing

both stories mite as well be the same.
ChristianityLOL!
Saturday, August 02, 2008 11:10:21 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Ummm, Yes Scientology is dumb but so is the belief that some supernatural being created the earth in 6 days, etc. etc. All religion is really just ways to explain the unexplainable, and when you find out the truth like evolution and you still hold on to these archaic beliefs it's even more frightening then a liberal on crack :P Try the real truth for a change, there is no god, democrats are the real evil and Jesus was a jewish rabble rouser that taught people to mistrust their government, like alot of jews do today.
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