True Cause Of Global Warming: Dinosaur Farts?#

This week, Congress held its first hearings on the bogus IPCC report on climate change. That report, which was put together without a single representative from the religious communities, "concluded" that global warming is “unequivocal” and human activity is the main driver, “very likely” causing most of the rise in temperatures since 1950.

Notice that they only say it is "very likely."

Why are they not 100% sure?  Because it isn't true.  If it were true, they could say "We are sure that global warming is real" but they can't say that can they?

There are still things unaccounted for, like the possability that Dinosaur Flatulance.

My good friend Rep. Dana Rohrabacher (R-CA), had something to say on the subect.  "We don’t know what those other cycles were caused by in the past. Could be dinosaur flatulence, you know, or who knows?"

Exactly!

Dinosaurs were all over the earth just a few thousand years ago, and they were really big.

Their farts could... to this day... still be warming our atmosphere, the way God intended it to... naturally!

Global warming is just a scare tactic used by the left and the scientists to scare people into thinking they are smart.

Don't believe it!

 

Monday, February 12, 2007 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

Tuesday, February 13, 2007 11:52:36 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
If Al Gore can cite old air bubbles trapped in ice as evidence for his silly argument, then we should be able to present concrete proof down there at the most ancient rock levels, 'bout 5,700 to 6,000years back, for fossilized farts.
snorky
Friday, February 16, 2007 7:24:04 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
I'm afraid you'll have to rule out dinosaur farts as a candidate. Voluminous and potent as I'm sure they were, any methane that would have found its way into the upper atmosphere as a result of dinosaur flatulance would disappear within weeks of the episode of farting that led to its release. Regardless of whether you believe dinosaurs were around a few thousand years ago or a few million, unless there were still some on the planet this side of new year any traces of their arse gas would have disappeared long ago.

But I thought fossils were put there by Satan? If so, doesn't this mean that dinosaurs never existed?
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