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Newsweek Push Polling For Obama and Al Qaeda!!

Some have said that Ann Coulter is really a man. This may be true, but it doesn't mean that her views are wrong!

Last week, the liberal propaganda machine "Newsweek" released some numbers, that they said were a valid poll, that they didn't make up.

Seems believable so far right? But wait to you see what their "poll" showed...

Newsweek claims that their "poll" showed that all 3 Democratic front runners: Hillary "The Hildabeast" Clinton, John "The Crossing Over Psychic" Edwards, and Obama Hussien Obama (notice that I didn't need any nickname for Obama... his middle name "Hussein" is damaging enough), each defeated the 3 Republican front runners in head to head matchups.

You read that correct, they claim that the Democrats beat the Republicans in their poll.

Edwards defeats the Republicans by larger margins than Clinton does: the former Democratic vice-presidential nominee outdistances Giuliani by six points, McCain by 10 and Romney by 37, the largest lead in any of the head-to-head matchups. Meanwhile, Sen. Clinton wins 49 percent to 46 percent against Giuliani, well within the poll's margin of error; 50 to 44 against McCain; and 57 to 35 against Romney.

And what about Osama Obama?

Obama beats the leading Republicans by larger margins than any other Democrat: besting Giuliani 50 to 43 percent, among registered voters; beating McCain 52 to 39 percent, and defeating Romney 58 percent to 29 percent.

As soon as I saw this I realized that Newsweek was making up stuff in order to promote the Al Qaeda agenda!

No sooner did I arrive at that conclusion than my favorite political centrist commentator, Ann Coulter, voiced a similar opinion.

A recent Newsweek poll showing Democrat Barack Obama leading top Republican presidential hopefuls could have been made up and might help al-Qaida, conservative commentator Ann Coulter said in her latest verbal broadside.

Asked by host Geraldo Rivera whether she thought Newsweek would make up the results, Coulter said, "Yes, I do," adding, "In polls where people are actually allowed to vote, Republicans do a lot better."

Well of course we do better in real elections, we have control over the Diebold voting machines!!! Those things are awesome. Anyway, back on topic, Ann is right! Tell everyone you know that Newsweek has joined the Al Quaeda/Obama alliance and they must be stopped! Call your Senator and demand an investigation!!

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Comments [9] |

Thursday, May 10, 2007 11:53:45 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

Well as wrong as the numbers may be, I'm afraid that we may end up with a democrat for our next president. I hate to admit it and I don't like the idea one bit. This country is going to fall apart under the "leadership" of someone who's policy changes every time the wind blows. They'll get into the office and immediately start waving their white flag and pull our military out of the middle east, giving the terrorists exactly what they want, allowing them to re-organize and become a much greater threat.

I wish everyone would see that just because you may want peace (or act like you do, anyway), doesn't mean our enemies share this desire. There will still be terrorist attacks, they will still make demands, and we're just going to keep giving in because it's supposedly wrong to kill them. I'm afraid we've lost the ability to win a war. The second someone starts complaining that what we're doing is wrong, most of the country and the world jumps on that bandwagon. Then we back off and let the people who hate us get away with everything.

I guess we'll see what happens when the next president eases up airport security and does away with the patriot act. We'll most likely have another 9/11 on our hands within a year or two.

killtheenemy

Friday, May 11, 2007 11:04:50 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

Once again, Ann Coulter show us how "right" we on the right really are.

Will the liberals at Newsweek do anything to fix elections?

ANSWER: YES!!!!

liberalsareevil

Tuesday, May 15, 2007 5:06:05 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

This was a legitamate poll. The writer walked around the office asking his God-hating co-workers which one would win.

no1

Tuesday, May 15, 2007 2:19:59 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

So is this what constitutes intelligent debate on the right?

What a sad bunch you mouthbreathers are.

Kevin Simms

Tuesday, May 15, 2007 2:52:00 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

Calling us "mouthbreathers" just proves that you elitest liberals think you are "smart" just because you went to school, got better grades, have higher IQs, got better jobs, have more knowledge, can perform complex analysis of elaborate problems, and can apply critical thinking skills in real world situations.

Well I believe in Jesus!!!! So now what do you have to say huh???

LiberalAssKicker

Tuesday, May 15, 2007 3:27:19 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

And hurling insults, that counts as intelligent debate? Typical democrat, try to make yourself look better by making the opposition look foolish. You should run for president, the people who point fingers and mudsling rather than offer solutions have a real shot this year.

killtheenemy

Thursday, May 24, 2007 4:30:57 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

damn is ann coulter ugly... someone tell her to smear some shit on her face to give my eyes a break

anonymous

Thursday, October 11, 2007 7:15:25 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

nah but serious is this site satire? i mean conservative sites are stupid but this is just fucked up.. this has to be satire

anonymous

Thursday, June 12, 2008 7:06:51 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

They should stop spreading lies like Ann spreads her legs.
Some nut said she actually ate a sandwich !! That's bullshit.
If she had eaten a sandwich, she would have felt better and pussied out.
Just 'cause Liberals read books and listen to 'Scientists' just means
they can't think for themselves.
The giants (Goliath) were because in Biblical times there was a layer of pure oxygen surrounding the earth. Now it's all breathed out, so we don't get no more giants.
You'd have to be moran that need to get a life, if you can't follow that.
It's all in the Bible !
All you gotta do is read which parts you like.

fritos

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