Venezuela Finally Gets Something Right#
Chavez seen shaking his fist at Bush and yelling 'REVENGE!!!!'

Venezuela is basically an honorary member of the Axis Of Evil (just like the Clintons), but recently they did something that we should demand our government to do: giving the present vast powers to rule by decree

Is there anything more American than the President?  Why not give him more power to rule as he sees fit?  He knows what is best for you and me.  Don't you remember, he is The Decider, and The Decision-Maker.

If Bush had these powers, think off all the good things that he could do! 

Social Security?  See ya later!

Minimum Wage?  No more of this economy killing Democrat tool of the devil.

Iraq War?  Drop some nukes on em.

North Korea?  Iran?  Venezuela?  France?  See the "Iraq War" example above.

Border Security?  "Shoot on site"!

Global Warming?  If you mention it, you go to jail.  That's easy enough right?  Problem solved!

Homosexuals?  Either convert to Christianity and become a hetero like me, or get deported!

Muslums?  Convert or be deported!

Jews? Convert or be deported!

Atheists?  "Shoot on site"!

Our country would be so much better....  why didn't the Republicans do this before the Demon-crats took over??  Dang it!

 

Thursday, February 01, 2007 #    Comments [5]  | 

 

Thursday, February 01, 2007 2:48:46 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
If we gave W. that power we would be getting oil at 15 cents a gallon, because we be getting it free from the middle east. we would completly spank all the terrorists, and then spank the U.N
no1
Saturday, February 03, 2007 12:01:16 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
WOOHOO! GWB FOR DICTATOR FOR LIFE!
GodHatesLibs
Monday, February 05, 2007 9:55:53 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Oil money? Shoot on sight!!!
Frank Stige
Wednesday, February 07, 2007 6:28:43 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Why not just shoot everyone who isn't George Bush or Dick Cheney? That way: no more problems with irksome liberals (or anyone else) every again!
Thursday, February 08, 2007 9:41:23 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
This is the best site EVER! Very amusing - made my day. I'll come back regularly for the laughs!

Thanks.
Fred
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