Has Jesus Come Back?#
The original Jesus was white, but could the new Jesus be black? ... and eating young girls? If this is true, it could mean that Jesus has come back.

I wrote earlier about how the original Jesus was white, but this new Jesus specifically calls himself "Black Jesus," which again makes me believe that the original Jesus was white, otherwise why would he be known NOW as "Black Jesus"? If he were black all along, then there would be no need to change the name.

Some of the details are a little strange through.

More after the jump.

For example
Black Jesus is said to have sacrificed three young women to the devil and eaten their bodies.

That doesn't sound right...

The Black Jesus, 31-year-old Steven Tari, started his cult last year after he was expelled from a Bible college for stealing from fellow students.

He has enticed girls as young as 12 from their homes to be sex slaves, and is thought to have more than 6,000 followers who believe in human sacrifice.
I don't know about this new Jesus... I mean Jesus always did say to eat HIS body and drink HIS blood... so maybe he is just returning the favor? I dunno...

I will have to keep my eye on this story.

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Friday, February 09, 2007 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

Friday, February 09, 2007 3:50:52 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
What's this crap about Jesus being black? Jesus was Irish, everyone knows that. Think about it, when Jesus died he was 34 years old, unemployed, and still lived with his mother. Duh!
McJirk
Friday, February 09, 2007 10:22:06 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Well, maybe he's the Anti-Christ. So, he's the opposite of Jesus. Jesus was white, he is black. Jesus was good and worshiped God, he is mean and sacrifices virgins to the devil. Black Evil Jesus probably even has a goatee! Either way, I think the Rapture will be here pretty soon.
Liberal Ball Kicker
Saturday, February 10, 2007 7:59:53 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
But Hillary's the Antichrist! This guy's an impostor no matter how you look at it.
GodHatesLibs
Saturday, February 10, 2007 10:09:39 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
I thought Jesus was brown.
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