WWJD? Blow up some Jihadists!#

People who are not Christian are very poor, and have to get around on bicycles!  They can't even get chicken sandwhiches at Burger King, they have to just get a raw chicken and eat that with some bread as they ride to work (see the chicken?). They thought they were being clever.

They thought that everyone would be expecting a car bomb.

They thought they had a fool proof plan.

Too bad Jesus saw what they were doing and brought a smack down on them.

3 Militant Muslums were riding their bicycles while carrying a large bomb, which they probably planned on using against US troops.

American forces have been quick to stop car bombs, but would they expect a bicycle bomb?

But even if the Americans didn't see it coming, their biggest ally did.  I'm not talking about Britian!! (See this article on that subject: Blimey, The English Are Bastards!)

I'm talking about Jesus!!

Jesus saw these guys (of course, he sees everything) and he triggered their bomb to go off, killing all of them!!!

POWNED!!!

Oh Jesus... you are just unbelievable!!!  :)

Maybe once the terrorists realize that they are on the wrong side of religion they will wise up, and realize that they can't win against God, and just quit being evil and convert to Christianity.

 

Sunday, February 25, 2007 #    Comments [6]  | 

 

Sunday, February 25, 2007 8:07:19 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
pwned, not powned.

I'm just sayin.
Kevin
Sunday, February 25, 2007 10:37:31 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Monday, February 26, 2007 11:01:17 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Yes. Jesus kicked some butt that time. Those guys were probably going to blow up someone that was worth saving. Obviously all those other hunderds of suicide bombers that Jesus didn't stop weren't killing anyone worth saving. The message is clear, if you are killed by a terrorist then Jesus knew you weren't worth saving (you're probably gay).
Jethro
Monday, February 26, 2007 5:14:32 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
You guys, you are examplars of how far a person can.... forget it. you are not worth to write anymore.. stupid morons :D
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 12:37:41 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
you're sick and are no true representation of a Christian. Hopefully Christ will compel you to stop posting this crap and learn to use the brain God gave you. I hope you believe in a Hell because then you won't be surprised.
good sense
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 6:43:14 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Good Sense,

I'm assuming you are responding to the comment made by "outsider".

I totally agree!! That guy is no Christian! He is going to burn in hell!

He's lucky Jesus has not yet come back because he would kick that dude in the junk!
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