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Great POEM!!! If I was a PUSSY that would bring TEARS to my EYES!!!!

Al Gore wants us to stop us from DRIVING, even though it is CLEAR that Global Warming was caused by DINOSAUR-FARTS over 4000 years ago, before God CAST the evil beasts from the earth!!!!!

If GodHatesLibs can do five verses, I'll try to keep up:

(more fun if you link to the "hypocrite Gore" article at
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/56631)

THE ONION's reported, aghast:
Gore's raising the sea levels fast.
The story's untoppable
He's quite PhotoShopable
melting ice with a flamethrower blast.

Because of that carbon-oh-two
the glaciers may cease to renew.
He warns they're receding
and that we're not heeding
an Arctic once white turning blue.

"We're doomed!" says that hypocrite Gore
"Those temps will continue to soar!
Dioxide of carbon
means putting less garb on
just Speedos and thongs, nothing more!"

Though he frets, Gore has always denied
warming's upbeat, its positive side.
The bikini prevails!
And booming beer sales!
And a market for more pesticide!

It's not ours to lose, but to gain.
With climatic change, profits reign.
The financial ruler?
Whoever's the cooler!
Invest in York or Lennox or Trane!

This is the dumbest thing I have ever heard, which really isn't a surprise because anyone who would deny global warming obviously does not have proper brain function or are so much the puppet of the ridiculous rhetoric the neo-cons spew that the string is completely up your ass! (which would also make sense due to the fact their is a large amount of closet homosexuality in the Republican party).
I hate to break it too you people but THERE IS GLOBAL SCIENTIFIC CONSENSUS THAT GLOBAL WARMING EXIST!!! Let me guess, you people also deny evolution and think the world is only 5000-6000 years old. LoL! You guys are so retarded it should be criminal!!!

And just like a crazy nut-case neo-con you guys attack the messenger and not the message. Yup, blame it on Al Gore. Attack Al Gore. Al Gore flys a plane. Oh No, what are we going to do?! Deny Global Warming because of some biased article about day-light savings time in some small conservative newspaper from Arkansas. You people are stupid. Theres no help for you, just kill yourselves. It would make this world a better place!!!

Dude of Life,

Such an elegant title... were you given it by Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth? She does upon occasion confer such nobility on commoners on her rare appearances with the lower classes. See her:
http://www.snopes.com/photos/risque/queen.asp

Liberal Ass Kicker addressed the global warming issue well in an earlier issue. Methane is more insulating than CO2 and since the earth is only 6,000 years old, our soaring temperatures are directly attributable to the remnant ruminations of ancient reptiles as in digested fern flatulence.... Yup...dinosaur farts.