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For the last year I have been trying to figure out why liberals really hate Alberto Gonzalez, the Greatest Attorney General of all Time (TM).

Liberals will say that it is because is constantly lying under oath, undermining our constitution, finding ways to eliminate our most basic rights, breaking the law by wire tapping American citizens without a warrant (and lying about it under oath), endagering our troops and throwing the Geneva Convention out the door by authorizing torture of our prisoners of war (and other random individuals), approving of holding american citizens prisoner without charging them with a crime, and firing US Attorneys who were prosecuting Republicans for corruption to protect his own party.

But those are such weak reasons, I have been convinced there had to be another reason. And now I KNOW WHY!

As you may be aware, the Demon-crats are about to pass new immigration reform legislation. The purpose of the new laws are to make it so that:

• Anyone from Mexico can enter the United Sates without a passport or identification
• Mexicans living in the United States will be able to work without any identification
• All Mexicans will instantly become US Citizens, even if they are currently living in Mexico
• Because they will be making very low wages, any Mexican will not have to pay FICA tax on their income
• Mexicans will get a $10,000/year "Operation Wetback Reperation" tax credit
• All government road signs will need to be updated to show their message in Mexican as well
• Deporting Mexicans will no longer be legal, unless the Mexican getting deported approves
• Mexicans will be allowed to vote in all elections, regardless of their "official" citizenship status, or where they happen to live
• Finally, all telephone automated voice menus will need to have an option for people who speak Mexican ("para espanole, marca dos")

Of course, all the Mexicans would be voting for Democratic candidates, like fellow-dark-skinned-minoritiy Barack "Hussein" Obama, or illegal immigrant Bill Richardson, who is running for President as well.

But, what if there were a truely great Mexican American for all these illegal wetbacks to look up to? I'm not talking about do nothing politicans like Richardson, who keeps bringing up his experience in foreign affairs, his experience as ambassador, his multiple nobel peace prize nominations etc... I'm talking about a REAL role model for Mexicans. I'm talking about Alberto Gonzalez!!

I think the Democrats know what will happen when these Mexicans arrive. They will see Alberto Gonzalez, a truely great Mexican, and realize that they should be Republicans!!

The "Alberto Vote" will give between 50-150 million votes to Republican candidates, and destroy the Democrats chance of destroying our country!

So hang in there Alberto! Your Mexican "hombres" need you to show you the way!