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Just listen to this southern bell by the name of Tracy.  She knows what is most important in this election.  It isn't picking the guy who is going to help her husband keep his job, it's keeping a guy with a name like "Obama" out of the white house.

Tracy: I can't imagine a President of the United States being named President Obama. I really have a problem with that and I'm not the only one.

Q: Because that means what to you?

Tracy: His background. A mother that was atheist. Huh, that really gets to me. A father that was a Muslim. That should get to everyone.

Tracy, bless your heart!  Jesus will support you for voting against the devil.

Finally people are starting to react properly to Obama and his supporters.

This guy deserved it.

The article stated:

'He was telling me that he was going to kill me.

'I couldn't believe it was happening - and just because I was wearing an Obama T-shirt. He was trying to make me walk somewhere quieter, saying: 'I've got something for you,' and 'I'm going to kill you.'

You might say, "But LAK, this guy was shot just for wearing a TShirt."  Yes this is true, but you need to think about it in Biblical terms.  Obama is probably the Anti-Christ (93% confidence level), so fighting against him and his supporters goes beyond the laws of man and direct to the laws of Jesus.  Mainly, you must ignore the 10 commandments when you are fighting Satan, less Satan take over the world!

But, if you are an Obama supporter, you don't have to fear being attacked... just repent and support Jesus/McCain.  Problem solved!

 

Sweet!

I wonder if the artist would do this design in stained glass for my church?

 

UPDATE: I just came across this.  Take THAT Al Gore!!  Time for a PMITAP!

How old is the Earth?

This is a question that lots of scientists waste their lives trying to figure out. It's a pointless exercise, especially when we already know the answer: 6000 years.

It's so simple, even Children's coloring books get it:

When I look at this picture of Jesus riding a dinosaur, only 2 things come to mind:

1) Damn, Jesus was fricking AWESOME!!

2) Jesus is sure like John McCain in a LOT of ways.  I bet if Dinosaurs were still around, John McCain would ride them too.

 

Well, color me embarassed. All this time I had been "let's invade Iraq" this, "let's nuke Iran that", "lets turn the middle east into a giant sheet of glass," for 1 reason: I wanted Armegeddon to start ASAP, and for that to happen, we need some crazy foreigners to get into a nuclear war with us.

Now, it looks like I might have been targeting the wrong evil crazy foreigners!

President Musharraf, President and General of Pakistan, has announced that he will step down as General if he wins the upcoming election.

Now, what does this mean for us, you might ask.

Well, let me tell you a little about Pakistan. First, they have tons of nukes. I am not sure how they got their nukes, but I think the Democrats gave them a whole bunch back in the 80s just to piss off Vice President George Bush. Second, they (except for Musharraff) hate America more than even the readers of DailyKos.com! I mean, Bin Laden is running his local Obama 08 campaign out of Pakistan right now, so that gives you an idea of how much these guys hate America.

So why is this a good thing? Simple, as soon as they get a new General, he will probably start giving the nukes to terrorists, who will detonate them. A quick "investigation" will show that the Democrats and Pakistan are to blame. We will then nuke them into a million pieces, but not before they kick off some of their nukes at some of our allies. Our allies will respond, and pretty soon we will all be nuking each other: BINGO: ARMEGEDDON!!!

I can't wait to see the look on the faces of those people who thought Bush was a "failure" when he is able to bring back Jesus!  Single handedly I might add!

So, how do you know when the rapture will happen?

Here is a hint, it will look like this:

Bring on the War, Bring on the Rapture, Bring on Jesus!!

Oh, and vote Republican in 08 or you will be left behind when the rapture comes!

Reports are coming in that Karl Rove is going to be leaving the White House at the end of the month!

Karl NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

I will have to do more research on this, but I am pretty sure it is because of the Democrats that he is leaving.

You see, recently the Sunni portions (the minority) of the Iraq government (which by the way is doing GREAT, the surge is really working perfect, just like we knew it would) withdrew from the government basically refusing to participate. So, as you can guess, "Sunni" is Arab for Democrat (and it is also a direct translation for "pussy", isn't it funny how it works that way in American as well?), so I am guessing Karl is going to go over to Baghdad to bring his "awesome brilliant" political tactics to the Iraqis so that their government can be saved.

I mean, President Bush doesn't call him "Turd Blossom" for nothing. This guy is smart!

Maybe he will hire a telemarketing firm to jam the phones of the Sunnis call center on the day of elections. Or maybe he will insinuate that a high level Sunni leader fathered an illegitimate black child. Or maybe he can get all the Iraqi attorneys fired if they don't support the surge. Perhaps he could pull out one of his old favorites, by telling the Iraqis that the Sunnis won't protect them from the evil-doers (the Americans) and that if the Americans attack again, it will be because the Sunnis refused to allow them to do warrent wireless taps. Oh and torture.   Don't forget that in order for Iraq to be free, they need to be able to kidnap and torture people.  That is important.

It is well known fact that Iraq would basically be a muslum version of Great Britian by now if the Democrats were not getting in the way, giving aid to the enemy, so if the Democrat would just support the President and STFU, then Karl wouldn't have to go over there and "Swift Boat" a few Sunni leaders.

Either way, this will be a BIG loss for our country. Now that Bush has lost his "Brain," Bush will have to rely even more on the word of God. So hopefully we can outlaw gay marriage later this year.

Just a reminder for you on this blessed day:

Undeniable proof of the power of God.

Just look at those people shake and lurch!

100% proof of the power of God!

The President doesn't read the news paper, and most times, if you are a smart Republican like George W. Bush and me, you really don't need to.

All you need to know the "whole story" is to read the headline.

For example, I came across this headline this morning:

Bush Is Prepared to Veto Bill to Expand Child Insurance

Do you need to read the article?  No. It is clear what is going on here, and I will explain it.

Bush is getting ready to veto some bill, and if Bush is going to veto it, you know it must be evil.  So first off we know 2 things, 1) the bill is evil, and 2) Bush was chosen by God to be our president.

Now look at the information we have about this bill. We already know that this bill is true evil, and we also know from the headline that it is "Child Insurance."

So we now know what the bill is: This bill will provide "Child Insurance" to all the immoral hethen Democrats out there who want to have sex will hundreds of partners (me or women, Democrats go both ways), without being married to them, and are concerned that they might accidentally cause a pregnancy. This "Child Insurance" would then be used to pay for the abortions.

So now we know 1) the bill is evil, and 2) it is going to pay for millions of abortions, so we can assume that 3) this bill is being pushed by the Democrats, because they are the party that hates God.  So we also know that 4) the Republicans must have all voted against this bill but they were beaten back by the evil majority party because 5) Republicans are the party of Good, Truth and God, while 6) Democrats are the party of Satan and Science, who want to force your children to learn "evolution."

But no fear. God and Bush are teaming up once again to stop this evil act!  We need those babies to be BORN, and we need to get them to enlist for service in Iraq in the coming decades, as well as for our upcoming campaigns against Iran, Syria, and (God willing) France.

So next time you think you need to read the whole article, think again!

This guy, who looks a little like Barack Obama, was asked by the Demon-crats, to give the Congressional Prayer.  But guess what, he isn't a Christian, he is a Hethen Hindew!!!

WTF?!?!

Thank God there were some good Christian folks there to shout him down.

 

These guys tried to make a video that showed Jesus as a homosexual, and God decided to kill the actor by hitting him with a bus as punishment. Don't you DARE call Jesus a homosexual, unless you want God to kill you.

So what, now I can't fire someone for being a homosexual??

That's CRAZY!!

I mean, let me get this straight.  If I found out an employee of mine was a murderer and fired him.. THAT is ok, but if I do the same because they are homosexual, then it is NOT ok??

I mean, those things are basically equal in the eyes of God so what is the problem?

Homosexual sex is "illegal sex" both in terms of human laws (the ones that you must follow) and in terms of God's laws (the ones Bush and Cheney follow).

But when was the last time that you heard of someone going after the homosexuals for their constant illegal sex?

Finally, someone is willing to do something about this terrible threat to my marriage and our planet as a whole. Meet Fort Lauderdale mayor Jim Naugle, who is pushing the idea of buying $250,000 robot toilets to help stop the "illegal sex."

Now, some might call this idea overly costly, others might call it bat-sh*t insane, but there is one thing that is clear, the robots are here to stay, and they are going to watch you take a dump to make sure you are not engaging in any illegal sex!

The Mayor explains:

We're trying to provide a family environment where people can take their children who need to use the bathroom," he said, "without having to worry about a couple of men in there engaged in a sex act."

Homosexuals... They're engaging in sex, anonymous sex, illegal sex.

The homosexual newspaper said it's the 'gay parking lot.' That's not me saying that, that's what they said. I don't use the word 'gay.' I use the word 'homosexual.' Most of them aren't gay. They're unhappy.

Well said sir. Well said indeed.

I quickly found that there was more about this Mayor that I really liked:

When the Christian outreach event Beachfest came to town in 2003, he said anyone who had a problem with the city's official embrace of the religious festival "can move to Iraq."

Earlier this year, he refused to sign a mayor's pact to reduce greenhouse gases. Naugle said global warming is not caused by humans and that the pact contained "hate-America stuff that the environmental wackos want in."

Maybe I should move in to Fort Lauderdale!!

Or better yet, maybe I should help this man run for President!! He sounds like just the caliber of leader that we could use running our country!

God is finally getting pissed off at all these stupid Atheists (Satan worshipers) and "Scientists" (liberal homosexuals).

Check out this story to see what I am talking about:

DARWIN was rocked by an earthquake centred in the Banda Sea last night.

The earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter scale occurred in Indonesian waters about 630km north of Darwin shortly after 9.30pm (AEST) yesterday.

There were reports of shaking buildings in Darwin, but no damage has been reported.

Geoscience Australia senior seismologist Dr Phil Cummins said it was unusual for the Australian coast to feel the effects of an earthquake more than 600km away.

"Normally an earthquake of that size you would expect people to just feel it 400-450km from the epicentre - Darwin is actually 640km from the epicentre," he said.

"From what I understand, people in Darwin were really were shaken up by it."

God is not kidding around folks.

If you want to survive, you better start supporting George W. Bush, and stop putting your "faith" in Science when it should be in the GOP!

Just in case there was any doubt in the mind of a suspected terrorist, we will torture you. There is no doubt about it; no need to be coy. Jesus is not happy that you are a terrorist, or that you might be a terrorist, or even that you have possibly been accused of maybe knowning someone who could be a terrorist, or even if you are just a Muslum.

There is no excuse. You could have proven you were not a terrorist before you were snatched by the CIA, so why didn't you do any of them?

Did you change your name, from something terrorist sounding like "Bairak Osama" to something "US friendly" like "George Washington."

Did you donate to the Republican National Committee or GOP.com (God's Own Party)? $2000 would go a long way to show you are Pro-America and Pro-Bush.

Did you give up Muslumism and join a Christian Church? Why not? You want to go to hell??!?

So, if you don't do these things, what can you expect?

The documents show that detainees were hooded, gagged, strangled, beaten with blunt objects, subjected to sleep deprivation and to hot and cold environmental conditions.

"There is no question that U.S. interrogations have resulted in deaths," said Anthony D. Romero, Executive Director of the ACLU.

The autopsy reports list deaths by "strangulation," "asphyxiation" and "blunt force injuries."

So remember, if you think that someone might consider you to be a terrorist suspect, and you don't want to be tortured to death, you might want to take some steps now to avoid the pain!!

Praise the lord!

 

This is the best news I have heard since I found out that Clinton (hell spawn) got impeached for his high crimes.  It looks like the new president of the NEA (National Education Association) is going to be Kenneth Willard, a Kansas Republican, and an opponent of teaching evolution in science class in favor of teaching the truth... that God created the Universe and the Earth in 6 days, and on the 7th day he rested.

This is GREAT NEWS!!

No longer will our children have to wonder why what they learn in science class seems to contradict the Bible on every page of every text. 

Now they can rest secure knowing that the Bible is true, and science books are typically lies that are made up by liberal scientists who try to undermine Christianity.

I hate Science and Math, and they need to be replaced in our education system with Bible and Religion classes if we are ever going to get anywhere.

This is a good start!

Jesus has never been so awesome, except for a few times when he did miracles.  But other than that this is the greatest thing ever!!!

I have been wanting some Jesus and God action figures since I was 4, and now FINALLY thanks to WeAreFisherman.com my dream of owning a Troy Aikman Jesus, or a Biker Jesus has finally been answered!

The “I Am Freedom” figure showcases a jean-clad Jesus aboard a Chopper, complete with long raked handlebars, his long robe flying out from behind him. The “I Am Victory” model has Jesus mid-bicycle kick in a soccer uniform, his cleats pointing skyward. In a more thoughtful vein, “I Am Peace” shows Jesus in camouflage military fatigues, holding a dove in his outstretched hand, while “I Am Hope” simply portrays Jesus in shabby clothing, holding a sign with the all-too omnipresent, “Will Work 4 Food.”

...Rounding out the set are “I Am Strength,” with Jesus aboard a bucking bull, cowboy hat in hand; “I Am Faith,” featuring Jesus scrambling with a football; “I Am Spirit” has Him shooting a curl while surfing; “I Am Youth” has a skateboarding Jesus riding a rail; and lastly “I Am Life” shows a rock-climbing Jesus hanging from a cliff.

Thank God!

There is no excuse for NOT buying all of these and forcing your children, or children on your block, to play with them.

 

Some people, like the Democrats, seem to not care about God!  I must guess that instead of worshiping God and Jesus, they worship Satan.

Well I think all you Satan worshipers out there, including Muslums, Jews, Atheists, Democrats, and Homosexuals, need to take a look at the chart below and decide, who should you be worshiping?  God is clearly more powerful than Satan, and if you don't want another Katrina on your hands, you better start worshiping hard.

God can kill you.. DEAD!  So you better wise up and start praying to Him NOW!

 

I just wanted to give a quick shout out to my new friends at the Flat Earth Society.  I was just over at the site for the first time, and I am really excited to read some of their evidence! 

I had never really thought about it that much, even though the Bible does have some mention that the earth is flat, but now that I am starting to see evidence to support it, it is really exciting!

Scientists believe that they are only months away from proving once and for all that God exists!!!

What will Satanists, errr I mean Atheists like Richard Dawkins have to say, when their fellow liberal scientists have turned against them?? 

What will Muslums and Democrats say?? 

Will they beg for our (Christian Republican) forgiveness??  Will they agree that the Bible is true?  Will we finally be able to outlaw homosexuality?  Will slavery be legalized again? 

My God it will be a great time to be alive!!  Stay tuned!

I think this about sums it up.

The hearing on 'WARMING OF THE PLANET' had to be cancelled because of an ice storm.

And yet these Global Warming idiots don't get it!

Global warming is just a lie!

I want to thank NBA star Tim Hardaway for being so brave and courageous!

Most people are "afraid" to speak their mind about homosexuals, about how they are evil and they hate God, and they worship Satan, and how they live a disgusting lifestyle etc.

But not Tim Hardaway. He should really be recognized as a hero for standing up to the homotocracy and saying what 99.99% of Americans believe!

When asked about playing with a homosexual, Hardaway had this to say:

"I wouldn't want him on my team. Second of all, if he was on my team I would really distance myself from him because I don't think that's right and I don't think he should be in the locker room when we're in the locker room." 

"Well, you know, I hate gay people," Hardaway said.  "I let it be known I don't like gay people. I don't like to be around gay people. I'm homophobic. It shouldn't be in the world, in the United States, I don't like it."

If only the liberals in this country would "wise up" and start realizing that homos are destroying our country and our world. God will punish us for allowing them to be homosexual in His world.

I think Dr. Martin Luther King would be really proud to see this type of progress in our country!

50 years ago, could anyone have predicted that black people would have come so far, as to be able to hold "prejudges" and be "ass crazy bigoted" toward OTHER people? 

"The Dream" has come true!

 

This is soooo awesome!

Cheney's top aide has says that 2007 is ‘The Year Of Iran.’

Not only that, but a U.S. Attack is ‘A Real Possibility’!!!

This is so kick ass.  When all is said and done, GWB could go down in history has being the President who waged the most wars of all time!!

I say this...

Iran wants nukes, well lets give them an up close demonstration.

How about a 50 Mega Ton Bomb right in the capital!!  As the great Jerry Falwell said "Blow them away in the name of GOD!"

 

This "comedian" who openly admits that he is a Jew, suggests that I am a "F*ck nut"!! WTF!!

The worst part is that he is trying to make fun of us for realizing that fossils were put in the earth by the devil to try and convince us that God is not real!

But does Lewis give 1 single reason for why the Devil couldn't have done this?? NO!!



For all I know, Lewis is under the power of the Devil right now!!

Ever heard the phrase "Here comes the Devil, dressed in black"?  Well now remember that "Black" is Lewis Black's LAST NAME!! OMG!! 

I suppose that is just a conincidence too!?

 

Thanks to my tech friends at The Heritage Foundation, we have powned another liberal website.

http://richarddawkins.net/ has basically been down all day!!! OH YEA, big up to Jesus!

Maybe THAT will teach you to be an atheist!!!

 

If this is true, it could mean that Jesus has come back.

I wrote earlier about how the original Jesus was white, but this new Jesus specifically calls himself "Black Jesus," which again makes me believe that the original Jesus was white, otherwise why would he be known NOW as "Black Jesus"? If he were black all along, then there would be no need to change the name.

Some of the details are a little strange through.

More after the jump.

The Rev. Ted Haggard emerged from three weeks of intensive "gay curing" counseling and is convinced he is "completely heterosexual," telling oversight board that his sexual contact with men was limited to his accuser.

Unfortunately, Haggard and his wife are going to be leaving Colorado Springs, and will not be continuing work as a minister.

Instead, Haggard AND his wife, are going to BOTH pursue "Masters Degrees" via online programs like the University Of Phoenix.

One of his male "overseers," who helped Haggard through his FLAG (Feeling Like A Gay) problems was the Rev. Tim Ralph of Larkspur.

"He is completely heterosexual," Ralph said. "That is something he discovered."

When it comes to homosexualism, or the issue of church leaders molesting young boys, H.B. London, who runs a Focus on the Family ministry to pastors, has a different outlook on Haggards FLAG problems, "He is certainly gifted and intelligent and has an intuitive side to him. And he has life experience. Those are good credentials."

 

Well I guess we are screwed. The Colts kicked the Bears ass, and as we point out earlier, this is a clear indication that Satan is gaining full control over the world.

The Rapture must be right around the corner.

I am really excited about the Rapture, but really disappointed that the evil-doers have seemingly won.

We used to be a country of Puritans, worshiping God, burning witches, and killing hethen Indians.

No, we have devolved into a demon worshiping country of Democrats, liberals, and homosexuals.

When you go an elect Democrats, no wonder Satan's power grows!

I just found this awesome piece of legislation, which is suprisingly from one of the states I hate the most, Massachusetts.

PART IV. CRIMES, PUNISHMENTS AND PROCEEDINGS IN CRIMINAL CASES

TITLE I. CRIMES AND PUNISHMENTS

CHAPTER 272. CRIMES AGAINST CHASTITY, MORALITY, DECENCY AND GOOD ORDER

Chapter 272: Section 36. Blasphemy

Section 36. Whoever wilfully blasphemes the holy name of God by denying, cursing or contumeliously reproaching God, his creation, government or final judging of the world, or by cursing or contumeliously reproaching Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, or by cursing or contumeliously reproaching or exposing to contempt and ridicule, the holy word of God contained in the holy scriptures shall be punished by imprisonment in jail for not more than one year or by a fine of not more than three hundred dollars, and may also be bound to good behavior.

You hear that Liberals????

1 year in PMITAP, or maybe even a FPMITAP!!!

We need to make this a federal law, so that ALL Atheists and Muslums in ALL 50 states can be thrown in jail!!

Praise God!!

 

This is a diagram of Jesus social network, kinda like a MySpace for biblical times.

(Click on the image above for a bigger diagram. )

What do you Atheists have to say now???

Even a 5 year old can see that Jesus is right in the middle of this network, and he is MUCH bigger than any human could ever be.  Only God can be that big! 

What a joke.

Tom Cruise has been told that he is the "Christ" of Scientology.

Scientology leader David Miscavige believes that in future, Cruise, 44, will be worshipped like Jesus for his work to raise awareness of the religion. A source close to the actor, who has risen to one of the church’s top levels, said: “Tom has been told he is Scientology’s Christ-like figure. “Like Christ, he’s been criticised for his views. But future generations will realise he was right.”

I think we need to start asking the tough questions to Barak.

1) Are you now, or have you ever been a member of a Muslum group?

2) Are you currently working with any terrorist organizations?

3) Were you happy with what happened on 9/11?

4) Is it true your middle name is Hussien?

5) Why should you not be thrown in an internment camp with the rest of the terrorists?