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"Israel's message is simple: If you don't, we will. "

Please please please please please please please please.

USA!!! USA!!! USA!!!

We all know that we live in the greatest country on Earth (I used them term "we" because only Americans should be reading this blog, NO FOREIGNERS ALLOWED, understand?), and we all know that we have the greatest military in the history of the universe thanks to Jesus.

But every now and then it's nice to get a real understanding for just how much we kick ass.  You screw with America, and we will not just retaliate against you; we won't just retaliate against your country; we might even retaliate against some other countries too; hell we will probably destroy your entire civilization!!!  We follow the word of our Lord Jesus Christ!  You think he would take getting slapped in the face and just turn the other cheek?  Hellz no MFers!

So just take a look at the graph below to realize how awesome we are!

Maybe next time some terrorist wants to bomb our cities or try running for President of the United States they will look at this and realize that they better just let Hillary win the nomination unless they want a storm of bombs to come raining down on their native country.

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All you other countries better watch your step in 2008.

As the late/great Jerry Falwell said "Blow them away in the name of the Lord!.... Praise Jesus!"

 

Well, color me embarassed. All this time I had been "let's invade Iraq" this, "let's nuke Iran that", "lets turn the middle east into a giant sheet of glass," for 1 reason: I wanted Armegeddon to start ASAP, and for that to happen, we need some crazy foreigners to get into a nuclear war with us.

Now, it looks like I might have been targeting the wrong evil crazy foreigners!

President Musharraf, President and General of Pakistan, has announced that he will step down as General if he wins the upcoming election.

Now, what does this mean for us, you might ask.

Well, let me tell you a little about Pakistan. First, they have tons of nukes. I am not sure how they got their nukes, but I think the Democrats gave them a whole bunch back in the 80s just to piss off Vice President George Bush. Second, they (except for Musharraff) hate America more than even the readers of DailyKos.com! I mean, Bin Laden is running his local Obama 08 campaign out of Pakistan right now, so that gives you an idea of how much these guys hate America.

So why is this a good thing? Simple, as soon as they get a new General, he will probably start giving the nukes to terrorists, who will detonate them. A quick "investigation" will show that the Democrats and Pakistan are to blame. We will then nuke them into a million pieces, but not before they kick off some of their nukes at some of our allies. Our allies will respond, and pretty soon we will all be nuking each other: BINGO: ARMEGEDDON!!!

I can't wait to see the look on the faces of those people who thought Bush was a "failure" when he is able to bring back Jesus!  Single handedly I might add!

So, how do you know when the rapture will happen?

Here is a hint, it will look like this:

Bring on the War, Bring on the Rapture, Bring on Jesus!!

Oh, and vote Republican in 08 or you will be left behind when the rapture comes!

Someone in New Zeland has put up this advertisment.  Which makes me wonder, do they not understand that we are going to have to bomb them now?  Bush was picked by God, so by insulting Bush, you are basically insulting God (and not just any *made up* God, I am talking about THE God... "God").

On second thought, maybe this is just a joke.  I have never heard of a country called New Zeland.  It's like "Sea-Land" but spelled with a "Z".  Something makes me think this is all a big prank.  Who the hell would name a country New Zeland?  That would mean that there is some other country called Zeland or Old Zeland.

Well either way.  If it is real, I think Bush has to bomb it, or the terrorists win.

 

The Democrats have only been in power for a few months, and already look at the effect it is having on our troops!

This video clearly shows.... they are catching gay!

Ok, this guy is clearly committing treason.

Treason is clearly a capital offense.

So my question is, when is this guy going to get executed?  He is hurting the moral of our troops, which is aiding the enemy!  How can Bush keep the moral of the troops so high with people like this helping Bin Laden?!

Could simple kites be all it takes to kill or injure hundreds of terrorists?

Based on kite flying festival in Pakistan, the answer is YES!

11 people were killed and over 100 were injured!

At least 11 people died and more than 100 people were injured at an annual spring festival in eastern Pakistan celebrated with the flying of thousands of colourful kites, officials said today.

The deaths and injuries were caused by stray bullets, sharpened kite-strings, electrocution and people falling off rooftops yesterday at the conclusion of the two-day Basant festival, said Ruqia Bano, spokeswoman for emergency service in the city of Lahore.

I hope George Bush reads this and takes it under advisement.  The US could be flying THOUSANDS of kites in Baghdad in a matter of weeks. 

If the math works out, we could have Iraq under control in just a few months of steady terrorist injuries and deaths.

They thought they were being clever.

They thought that everyone would be expecting a car bomb.

They thought they had a fool proof plan.

Too bad Jesus saw what they were doing and brought a smack down on them.

3 Militant Muslums were riding their bicycles while carrying a large bomb, which they probably planned on using against US troops.

American forces have been quick to stop car bombs, but would they expect a bicycle bomb?

But even if the Americans didn't see it coming, their biggest ally did.  I'm not talking about Britian!! (See this article on that subject: Blimey, The English Are Bastards!)

I'm talking about Jesus!!

Jesus saw these guys (of course, he sees everything) and he triggered their bomb to go off, killing all of them!!!

POWNED!!!

Oh Jesus... you are just unbelievable!!!  :)

Maybe once the terrorists realize that they are on the wrong side of religion they will wise up, and realize that they can't win against God, and just quit being evil and convert to Christianity.

 

This is soooo awesome!

Cheney's top aide has says that 2007 is ‘The Year Of Iran.’

Not only that, but a U.S. Attack is ‘A Real Possibility’!!!

This is so kick ass.  When all is said and done, GWB could go down in history has being the President who waged the most wars of all time!!

I say this...

Iran wants nukes, well lets give them an up close demonstration.

How about a 50 Mega Ton Bomb right in the capital!!  As the great Jerry Falwell said "Blow them away in the name of GOD!"

 

Click on "read more" and see if you can tell which direction Iran is?