"Israel's message is simple: If you don't, we will. "

Please please please please please please please please.

That would be so sweet to win 3 trillion dollars:

 

USA!!! USA!!! USA!!!

We all know that we live in the greatest country on Earth (I used them term "we" because only Americans should be reading this blog, NO FOREIGNERS ALLOWED, understand?), and we all know that we have the greatest military in the history of the universe thanks to Jesus.

But every now and then it's nice to get a real understanding for just how much we kick ass.  You screw with America, and we will not just retaliate against you; we won't just retaliate against your country; we might even retaliate against some other countries too; hell we will probably destroy your entire civilization!!!  We follow the word of our Lord Jesus Christ!  You think he would take getting slapped in the face and just turn the other cheek?  Hellz no MFers!

So just take a look at the graph below to realize how awesome we are!

Maybe next time some terrorist wants to bomb our cities or try running for President of the United States they will look at this and realize that they better just let Hillary win the nomination unless they want a storm of bombs to come raining down on their native country.

Click the image to enlarge:

 

All you other countries better watch your step in 2008.

As the late/great Jerry Falwell said "Blow them away in the name of the Lord!.... Praise Jesus!"

 

Well, color me embarassed. All this time I had been "let's invade Iraq" this, "let's nuke Iran that", "lets turn the middle east into a giant sheet of glass," for 1 reason: I wanted Armegeddon to start ASAP, and for that to happen, we need some crazy foreigners to get into a nuclear war with us.

Now, it looks like I might have been targeting the wrong evil crazy foreigners!

President Musharraf, President and General of Pakistan, has announced that he will step down as General if he wins the upcoming election.

Now, what does this mean for us, you might ask.

Well, let me tell you a little about Pakistan. First, they have tons of nukes. I am not sure how they got their nukes, but I think the Democrats gave them a whole bunch back in the 80s just to piss off Vice President George Bush. Second, they (except for Musharraff) hate America more than even the readers of DailyKos.com! I mean, Bin Laden is running his local Obama 08 campaign out of Pakistan right now, so that gives you an idea of how much these guys hate America.

So why is this a good thing? Simple, as soon as they get a new General, he will probably start giving the nukes to terrorists, who will detonate them. A quick "investigation" will show that the Democrats and Pakistan are to blame. We will then nuke them into a million pieces, but not before they kick off some of their nukes at some of our allies. Our allies will respond, and pretty soon we will all be nuking each other: BINGO: ARMEGEDDON!!!

I can't wait to see the look on the faces of those people who thought Bush was a "failure" when he is able to bring back Jesus!  Single handedly I might add!

So, how do you know when the rapture will happen?

Here is a hint, it will look like this:

Bring on the War, Bring on the Rapture, Bring on Jesus!!

Oh, and vote Republican in 08 or you will be left behind when the rapture comes!

Someone in New Zeland has put up this advertisment.  Which makes me wonder, do they not understand that we are going to have to bomb them now?  Bush was picked by God, so by insulting Bush, you are basically insulting God (and not just any *made up* God, I am talking about THE God... "God").

On second thought, maybe this is just a joke.  I have never heard of a country called New Zeland.  It's like "Sea-Land" but spelled with a "Z".  Something makes me think this is all a big prank.  Who the hell would name a country New Zeland?  That would mean that there is some other country called Zeland or Old Zeland.

Well either way.  If it is real, I think Bush has to bomb it, or the terrorists win.

 

Thousands of people took to the street in what I believe was a show of support for President Bush and our efforst in Iraq.

In order to remind stupid democrats how well the war actually went, they brought along a copy of the "Mission Accomplished" banner, but this one had 1 extra character at the end:

"Mission Accomplished?"

I think the question mark is supposed to be a shot at the dumb demon-crats who don't seem to get that Iraq is doing just fine, and we DID accomplish our mission there, 100%: We were able to stop Saddam Hussein from attacking us with his stockpile of WMD and from building his Nuclear Bombs, which, I have heard from an inside source, were really just days away from being finished.

Of course you will never hear about this in the liberals media! 

4 years ago today we won the battle of Iraq, with totally kick ass "Shock and Awe" tactics!

First they in shock at our power, seeing as we had God on our side during the battle.

Then they were in awe of how great we were, and thanked us over and over for liberating them from Saddam Hussein.

Now, even though we won the war 4 years ago, Democrats still want to talk about "The Iraq War" as if it is still going on.

Why can't they get it through their think skulls, we WON the Iraq war 4 years ago, creating a jeffersonian democracy in the heart of the middle east, which helped bring about great "pro-west" democratic change in neighboring regions like Iran, Syria, and Afganistan!

It worked exactly the way Bill Kristol, editor of the weekley standard and former Cheif of Staff for the great Dan Quale said it would:

There's been a certain amount of pop sociology in America ... that the Shia can't get along with the Sunni and the Shia in Iraq just want to establish some kind of Islamic fundamentalist regime. There's almost no evidence of that at all. Iraq's always been very secular!

I think we can safely say that history will show that he was RIGHT and the Dumb-ass-crats were WRONG.

Democrats... stop bitching about Iraq.  It's over (and we won)! 

We have all moved on, except for the soldiers there who are just "helping to rebuild", and you should too! 

As a protest against the evil Democrats, I will be drinking nothing but "Surge" until the war in Iraq is over and the United States Of American is declared the victors!

   

GWB does the Surge!  I do the Surge!  Will you stand with us and "do the surge"?! 

If not, then you need to ask yourself, WWJD: What Would Jesus Drink?  "THE SURGE"!

 

 

OMG stop the presses. This foreign bastard on the left, named Henry Kissinger, who is from Germany, home of Hitler, says that "military victory is no longer possible."

Oh really Adolf, I mean Henry?

You would like us to think that wouldn't you?

I bet you wished we just gave up like the Democrats wanted us to back in the 1950's when Germany and China bombed Pearl Harbor and sunk the Lusitania.

Too bad for you, but we have the power of God behind us, and we will continue to fight in Iraq until we bring peace and Christ to the land or every last Iraqi is dead!

But how could you know anything about God or Freedom?  You are a foreigner from a country who outlawed God, and who is ruled by military dictators!

Maybe it's you Germans who should have just given up in WWII when we entered the war cause you KNEW that you were going to get your ass kicked by us.  We have God remember?

 

I bet step 3 is "Profit."

 

U.S. could fight a third war: Gates

This is it!

I can feel it this time!

Things in the media are going really bad for Bush and Co.

Republican are going to jail...

Dumbasscrats are finding their lost set of balls...

This would be a GREAT time to start a new war! RIGHT NOW!!! DO IT GWB!!!!

This is awesome news!!

I have been comparing Hitler to Darwin for years, and now I am being proven right beyond a shadow of a doubt! Not only did these 2 have a LOT in common, it turns out that they were basically a tag team for Satan!

In fact, did you know that WWII would have never happened if not for Darwin?!?  Did they teach that to you in school?  No!  (Because all the teachers are either stupid or liberal nutjobs ...most are stupid.)

"Darwin's Deadly Legacy," a new TV special that will air this summer will shed light on how Hitler and Darwin worked together to destroy the world.

This groundbreaking documentary from Dr. Kennedy and Coral Ridge Ministries, looks into the chilling social impact of Darwin's theory of evolution -- and the mounting evidence that Darwin had it wrong on the origin of life.

This 60 minute special featuring Ann Coulter, author of Godless; Richard Weikart, author of From Darwin to Hitler, Lee Strobel, author of The Case for a Creator; Jonathan Wells, author of Icons of Evolution; Phillip Johnson, author of Darwin on Trial; Michael Behe, author of Darwin’s Black Box, and Ian Taylor, author of In the Minds of Men will show why evolution is a bad idea that should be discarded into the dustbin of history.

Darwin said that people are apes, and we would be better off if we kept the "least evolved" humans from having kids.

So Hitler took his advice! 

Hitler said "Hey Darwin says there is no God, so I guess if I were to kill a billion people it would be ok."

Then he studied Darwins work even harder and was like "Oh, it says that if we kill all the 'weak' humans it will actually make us stronger and better!  Darwin wants me to kill all the Jews and brown haired bastards!  Ok, Darwin... I'll do it!"

WWII was under way, and Satan's Dream Team had done it's part.

Darwin and Hitler had together killed millions, and fired the first salvo against God, trying to convince people that God was not real, making the strengh of the Devil even stronger.

So now we look at our world today... the evidence of Satan's strangle hold on us is clear!  Democrats in power.  Liberals free to bloviate about "science" and other crap.  Homosexuals feeling free to "come out" even though God wants them to be Heterosexual.  Muslums being elected to congress!  Bush's approval ratings are at record lows!

Thanks Darwin.  You must be pretty proud of yourself.  All those people who died on 9/11 would be alive today if not for you.  Rot in Hell!

 

A group called Preparewny.org is putting up billboards like the one below to let everyone know what to expect if Obama wins.

So when someone asks, "Do you support Barack Obama", you should think about what it would be like to have your family killed by terrorists, and then tell them "I will never let Barack kill MY family!"

 

The Iran War Plans are out, and they are awesome!!

These latest plans would target Iranian air bases, naval bases, missile facilities and command-and-control centres.

The best part about this is once we take over Iran, then we can merge Iraq and Iran into some other country.  Maybe "New America" or "Christland".

We can then use this new Christian Utopia as a base of operations to attack the other countries in the region who do not believe in Jesus.

Believe me, once they see a few nukes go off, they will find Jesus real quick!  But it looks like right now the Defeat-o-crats are standing in our way.  They are trying to make people think that Bush has to get congressional authorization to invade another country.

This is NOT TRUE!  Bush can have the troops invade any country he wants without anyone's approval.  In fact, he could even have the troops invade the United States if he wanted!  They could surround Washington DC, and remove the Democrats from Congress so they couldn't get in Bush's way any more!  That would really be sweet!

 

Check out this cool video! 

This is explaining what happened leading up to WWII.

Watch at the end when the Chinamen screws with the USA, and then the super cool USA guy is going to have to beat the crap out of everyone!

We saved the world!! With the help of God!

This is soooo awesome!

Cheney's top aide has says that 2007 is ‘The Year Of Iran.’

Not only that, but a U.S. Attack is ‘A Real Possibility’!!!

This is so kick ass.  When all is said and done, GWB could go down in history has being the President who waged the most wars of all time!!

I say this...

Iran wants nukes, well lets give them an up close demonstration.

How about a 50 Mega Ton Bomb right in the capital!!  As the great Jerry Falwell said "Blow them away in the name of GOD!"

 

I can't believe this!!

Rep. Gary Ackerman (D-NY) should be put in front of a firing squad for this!!  It is HIGH TREASON!!!  (Of course he is a Democrat).

Ackerman pointed out, IN PUBLIC, that the US Army is afraid of homosexuals, and mentioned that the terrorists could run us out of Baghdad if they got a platoon of Lesbos to come after us!!

How many brave US servicemen will now die at the hands of a Terrorist Lesbo thanks to Mr. Ackerman?!? 

Since 2003 left wing pussy Juan Cole has been bitching about the US going to war with Iraq.

First he was saying that we shouldn't go to war, then he was saying that there were no WMD, then he was saying that we were going to be stuck there, then he started talking about civil war and a bunch of other junk I don't understand.

Juan is the perfect example of why American hates liberals and the left wing.

More after the jump.

Click on "read more" and see if you can tell which direction Iran is?

Finally, some good news!

The Bush administration has authorized the U.S. military to kill or capture Iranian operatives inside Iraq as part of an aggressive new strategy to weaken Tehran's influence across the Middle East and compel it to give up its nuclear program, according to government and counterterrorism officials with direct knowledge of the effort.

Let the Iranian War begin!

How long after the Iranian War starts will the Rapture happen? Maybe a few weeks?

I'm so excited!

Those idiots in Iraq need to learn!!

The left lane is for passing!!!

So either speed up, or get out the way damn it!

 

I tried asking Microsoft's new search engine, Live.com, "Why WWII Happened?" and the results were very clear: A picture of Al Franken.

This ought to these those protesters!

You are either with us, or against us!  So if you protest the war, you are a terrorist.  Plain and simple.

Look at these "Elite" British troops.

Good thing the US took the difficult beaches on D-Day, or the UK would be known as "New Germany".

 

This is more bad news...

Looks like Muslums are getting ready for the upcoming final showdown between Good (God, Jesus, Christians) and Evil.

But first, it looks like they are increasing their numbers in drastic fashion!

Take France and its neighbors and rank them in order of healthiest fertility rates (2005 official Eurostat figures):

1) France
2) Netherlands
3) Belgium
4) Switzerland
5) Austria
6) Germany
7) Italy
8) Spain

Now rank them in order of highest proportion of Muslims (no central source, but compiled from national data, European Muslim groups, UN and State Dept figures):

1) France
2) Netherlands
3) Belgium
4) Switzerland
5) Austria
6) Germany
7) Italy
8) Spain

OMFG!!!

They are building an Army the old fashioned way!

Christians need to counter this!  Don't you Christians know that it is againt God to use birth control?  Now get out there and start having Christian babies!!

 

This could be the beginning of the End Days!!

"We are beginning to move aggressively to try and identify and root out the networks that are involved in helping to bring Iranian-supplied [bombs] into Iraq," Gates said. If you can't solve Iraq, enlarge it. While you were sleeping, the war with Iran might have begun.

I am so excited!

Take me Jesus, I am ready for you to come back to Earth!!

This is really exciting news!!

US forces have stormed a building in the northern Iraqi town of Irbil and seized six people said to be Iranians, prompting a diplomatic incident. Iranian and Iraqi officials said the building was an Iranian consulate and the detainees its employees.

You can read the full article here.

Jesus is almost here!

This is some really great news!!! Saddam Hussein has been executed!!!

Can you see this as anything other than a big victory for George W. Bush?

No doubt the violence in Iraq, which really has been overplayed in the media, and really isn't a big deal, will totally go away now that Saddam has been executed.

I have to say that I am really pissed at Pope and Catholics in general (more than usual).

The Vatican first spoke out against having Saddam executed, and now that he is dead, they are calling it "tragic"?? WTF Vatican?!? First you go against God and tell people to "listen to scientists" and now this??

I'm starting to wonder about you Catholics... I know you were soft all along, but I think you are starting to go even softer!!

What's next? Telling people in AIDS ridden Africa that they can wear condoms w/o God sending them to Hell?? Accepting homosexuals as "people"? Allowing women to be preists??? Where does it end?

Anyway, now that Saddam is dead, I wonder how Barak Hussein Obama is taking it? Barak looked up to the man he was named after, and really could be "lost" without his hero.

I can't wait for the new year to show all the liberals how Iraq has totally been fixed by killing Saddam, just as Bush predicted.

Defeat-o-crats have been saying that Bush's policy in Iraq hasn't been working... that it hasn't made the US safer, and that we went to war on a bunch of made up lies that Cheney and friends created to help their business partners.

Well now we can say for sure that that isn't entirely true.

In fact, the long term Bush plan to destroy the entire middle east just passed a major milestone.

What? You didn't hear about it in the news? That's because the liberal media hasn't been let in on the "secret" plan to take down all Arab the countries.

Thanksgiving has always been one of my favorite holidays. It celebrates the time when the Pilgrams discovered America, and God charged then with reclaiming this sacred land from the native Indians, who were hethens, and worshiped fake and stuip religions where people pray (and dance LOL) in order to have God make it rain.

Instead, the real God aided us in taking back his land by spreading small pox among the Indians. As we were "God's people," we were immune of course.

But, this Thanksgiving is going to bitter sweet. With the Democrats taking over control of the Congress next year, this will likely be our last Thanksgiving.

With the aid of the Democrats, terrorists will be sure to get their hands on an unlimited supply of nuclear weapons, and then just like that... Boom, we are all blown up in a nuclear explosion.

We tried to warn you, but you didn't listen. And now you are all going to die.

But, good news is that this will probably constitute Armegeddon, in which case the Rapture will happen, and I won't be around while you liberals are being incinerated.

It's going to be so awesome to see Jesus, but I wish it could have happened w/o the Democrats destoying the world. GWB was doing just fine before they had to go and screw everything up.

See you soon J.C.

Joshua Muravchik, who is a resident scholar at the American Enterprise Institute, has written a new article urging us to get back on task and Bomb Iran.

He puts it bluntly:

WE MUST bomb Iran.

Josh my buddy, I can't agree more!!

So it's time to bring back my favorite video: Let's Bomb Iran.



YEA!!! Jesus will be back in no time!

This is unbelievable!!

I mean, I could understand if it was a hell hole country like the terrorist state of Afghanistan trying to get Rumsfeld tried for War Crimes.

I could even understand if it were some pussies like the Dutch.

But Germany?!1?

Seriously... Germany is going to accuse someone else of War Crimes?

Germany? Really?

What's next?

• Is France going to lash out at the Democrats for cutting-and-running?
• Is Ireland going to decry college binge drinking?
• Is Mexico going to whine about our low wages and terrible living conditions?
• Is Japan going to complain that we are making too many crazy electronic gadgets?
• Is Italy going to demand that we do something about organized crime?
• Is the Vatacine going to demand that we crack down on homosexual pedophiles?

I guess this why they say "No good deed ever goes unpunished."

I have been waiting to post this for so long, but I had to wait until Montana and Virginia were in the bag.

Karl Rove, you are a genius! You did it!

Tuesday night the Dems were busy trying to win the 2006 midterm elections. But at the same time, political genius Karl Rove was busy winning the presidential elections of 2008 and 2012!!

The Defeat-o-crats never saw it coming, and now it is too late! We own this country for decades to come!!

“LiberalsMustDie.com is now projecting that the Republicans will win the next 2 presidential elections!”

So how did Karl do it?