Maury Christmas#

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Wednesday, December 19, 2007 #    Comments [5]  | 

 

The Perfect Campaign Ad#

This ad from Mike Huckabee is just perfect, like Mike and his family.

It reminds everyone that this is a Christian country, and even though we elect a President, Jesus is the real leader of our country.  And don't you Jews, Muslums, Atheists and Homosexuals forget it!

 

Tuesday, December 18, 2007 #    Comments [1]  | 

 

Merry Christmas! Screw You!#

This holiday song was posted by our good friend GodHatesLibs.

I thought you should all read it:

Liberals roasting on an open fire

Is what we'd really love to see.

Those Godless fools have a twisted desire

To subject us to their blasphemy!

 

Everybody knows that saying "Happy Holidays"

Denies the greatness of His birth.

Their evil plot is to stifle our praise

And spread their lies o'er all the earth.

 

But we know Christ is on His way!

Iraq is melting down, He'll be here any day!

And every Christian soul is gonna rise

To be with Jesus in His palace in the skies!

 

And so we sing this cautionary tale

To Libs who claim their views are true:

We cannot be stopped, it's you who will fail - MERRY CHRISTMAS!  SCREW YOU!

 

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Tuesday, December 11, 2007 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

My Christmas Card#

There is a War On Christmas(TM) and it's time we started fighting back, with guns if necessary.

Here is the Christmas card I will be sending to everyone this year:

I suggest you do the same, or the terrorists win.

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Thursday, December 06, 2007 #    Comments [6]  | 

 

Merry Christmas!! Are you going to hell??#

Santa is pissed at you liberals!!!!  He is going to EAT YOU!! Christmas is here!!!

Do you know what that means? I hope so. Because if you don't know the true meaning of Christmas, then you are going to be going to hell!!

Lots of people think they know about Christmas and what it means to be a good person, but you would be suprised how many of these same "good" people believe that you should treat homosexuals as equals. A direct offense to God!

So on this Christams day, I will provide you a quick Christmas quiz to see if you are on the path to heaven, or HELL!

Take the Christmas Quiz, just after the jump.

Monday, December 25, 2006 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

Bill Clinton Tried To Kill Santa!!#
Bill Clinton is the Spawn of Satan!!

This guy tried to force healthcare on Americans and HE was responsible for raising the minimum wage (which is terrible for poor people).

If not for the great economy during his presidency, I bet it would have caused a serious recession, like Bush 41 and Bush 43 had during their presidencies.

Did I mention that this guy tried to bring peace to the middle east??   Idiot.   The way you make the world safer is not to bring them Peace (Clinton) but to blow them to Pieces (GWB).

Now, Clinton is caught on camera saying he tried to kill Santa, who is basically the embodiment of Jesus Christ!

No suprise here... of course Clinton wants to kill Christianity, he serves the Dark Lord!!



Sunday, December 17, 2006 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

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