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I think I'm gonna be sick.

I want you to think about this....

Think about it hard....

News organizations are reporting that foreigners all over the world are CELEBRATING Obama's victory.

You read that correctly.... they are actually publically celebrating this.

These people aren't Americans.

They are foreigners.

They don't speak English.

They get 2 months vacation time a year.

They get their healthcare paid for.

They speak different languages.

Some speak more than 1 language.

They have dark skin (some of them).

They aren't Christians.

Some are even Muslums!

Some are even ATHEISTS!!!

SOME ARE EVEN SOCIALISTS!!!!!

SOME ARE EVEN HOMOSEXUALS!!!!!!

SOME ARE EVEN FRENCH!!!!!!!!!!

SOME ARE MUSLUM ATHEIST SOCIALIST HOMOSEXUAL FRENCH EXTREMISTS!!!!!!

And they are CELEBRATING this Obama victory.

Take a step back and just THINK about that.

Disgusting... it makes me want to puke!

If I were God I would smite the liberals immediately.  Why doesn't he????

The choice is clear.

You can vote for McCain, and spend eternity in Heaven:

Or you can vote for Obama and spend eternity in Hell:

The choice is yours.

Basically, they are all negro loving terrorist lovers, who will only love terrorist homos if they are the same sex as they are because they love homosexuality almost as much as they hate Christianity and God and Christians because we disagree with them on their love of Mulsimism and mexicans and the mexican language as well as Europe and France in specific, mostly because they are all commie bastards over there, which is exactly what the dumbass democrats seem to love these days, so long as they they are getting it up the butt from some muslum terrorist who hates Jesus and isn't going to stand up for the 2nd amendment, which gives me a constitutional right to own a 50 caliber machine gun that I mounted to the top of my house to defend it against the dark skinned people who are going to be coming after my stuff if Barack Osama wins, which I know won't happen because God is on the side of good, just, white, christian republicans and Satan is on the side of those dark skinned homosexual deviants who he has marked with dark skin so that all would know that he has placed his hold on their souls, which will go straight to hell when they die for hating Jesus and for killing millions of babies and for speaking ill of President Bush who was picked by God to lead our country into a great war against the arabs which will result in the end of days as the earth is cooked in hell fire from a hundred thousand nucular bombs!

And Al Franken is a fag:

 

Over the last few weeks, people have been questioning me as to why I am 100% sure that Barack Obama is going to lose on November 4th.

The answer is simple.  God will not let a black muslum hethen satan worshiping terrorist become president of His chosen country.

But the answer is a little deeper than that... so allow me to elaborate.

Jesus once said "Stone the homosexuals who shall lay with other men and let them die in pain knowing that their family and seed will also be stoned for their sodomism".   But he also said "God helps those who help themsevles."  Thus, Diebold was born.

Diebold is a company that provides "top quality" election equipment to republican run counties!  But, here is where God helping us comes in, there is no way to verify who voted for who!  :)

Even if devil worshipers WANT to vote for Obama, our friends at Dieblod won't let them make that mistake.  Just read these stories of West Virgina votes being "switched" to McCain from Obama.  Now listen, I won't make a big deal of the fact that these people were trying to elect a terrorist, but then they shouldn't make a big deal of Diebold trying to help them do the right thing by changing their vote to McCain!

This is the great thing about Diebold!  Diebold gives Republican candidates lots and lots of campaign contributions, Republicans force their counties to buy lots and lots of Diebold machines, Diebold machines switch votes to Republicans to make sure they are elected!

It's like the cycle of life.  Beautful!

Just listen to this southern bell by the name of Tracy.  She knows what is most important in this election.  It isn't picking the guy who is going to help her husband keep his job, it's keeping a guy with a name like "Obama" out of the white house.

Tracy: I can't imagine a President of the United States being named President Obama. I really have a problem with that and I'm not the only one.

Q: Because that means what to you?

Tracy: His background. A mother that was atheist. Huh, that really gets to me. A father that was a Muslim. That should get to everyone.

Tracy, bless your heart!  Jesus will support you for voting against the devil.

Finally people are starting to react properly to Obama and his supporters.

This guy deserved it.

The article stated:

'He was telling me that he was going to kill me.

'I couldn't believe it was happening - and just because I was wearing an Obama T-shirt. He was trying to make me walk somewhere quieter, saying: 'I've got something for you,' and 'I'm going to kill you.'

You might say, "But LAK, this guy was shot just for wearing a TShirt."  Yes this is true, but you need to think about it in Biblical terms.  Obama is probably the Anti-Christ (93% confidence level), so fighting against him and his supporters goes beyond the laws of man and direct to the laws of Jesus.  Mainly, you must ignore the 10 commandments when you are fighting Satan, less Satan take over the world!

But, if you are an Obama supporter, you don't have to fear being attacked... just repent and support Jesus/McCain.  Problem solved!

 

 

Sweet!

I wonder if the artist would do this design in stained glass for my church?

 

UPDATE: I just came across this.  Take THAT Al Gore!!  Time for a PMITAP!

They are both cry babies who bitch and cry about everything!!!

Boo hooo, we don't have healthcare!!!  HAHAHAAH STFU!

I took the quiz below to see how many 5 year olds I could take in a fight (and therefore how many Democrats I could take).

28

How many can you take?

USA!!! USA!!! USA!!!

We all know that we live in the greatest country on Earth (I used them term "we" because only Americans should be reading this blog, NO FOREIGNERS ALLOWED, understand?), and we all know that we have the greatest military in the history of the universe thanks to Jesus.

But every now and then it's nice to get a real understanding for just how much we kick ass.  You screw with America, and we will not just retaliate against you; we won't just retaliate against your country; we might even retaliate against some other countries too; hell we will probably destroy your entire civilization!!!  We follow the word of our Lord Jesus Christ!  You think he would take getting slapped in the face and just turn the other cheek?  Hellz no MFers!

So just take a look at the graph below to realize how awesome we are!

Maybe next time some terrorist wants to bomb our cities or try running for President of the United States they will look at this and realize that they better just let Hillary win the nomination unless they want a storm of bombs to come raining down on their native country.

Click the image to enlarge:

 

All you other countries better watch your step in 2008.

As the late/great Jerry Falwell said "Blow them away in the name of the Lord!.... Praise Jesus!"

 

I want you to all take a look at this picture:

As you can see, Mike Huckabee is a perfect father, and has a perfect family.

Now some liberals are trying to paint this perfect family (notice the matching shirts???) as something less than perfect, pointing to this article:

Two boy scout counselors, 17 year old Clayton Frady and 18 year old David Huckabee, the son of Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee, have admitted to catching a stray dog during their summer session at Camp Pioneer in Hatfield, AR, and hanging the dog by his neck, slitting his throat and stoning him to death.

Is that the best you got?? 

So what, he tortured and killed a dog, and you think that is going to HURT his fathers chances??   Look around you stupid liberals, we Republicans are torturing and killing PEOPLE and the Republican base loves what we are doing in the name of freedom and Jesus. 

If anything, I would think this would give young David a leg up in getting a job with the CIA or NSA.  I mean, if that dog knew anything, you better believe it would have told us what it knows about any possible terrorist activities.

So liberals, before you try to paint one of our own as being some kind of villan, you better take a strong look at that person, because where you see an evil-doer, this is what us Republicans see:

... the face of a normal young Republican.

 

UPDATE:

It seems that the left wing hate paper Newsweek is picking up on the action of this story with an even weirder twist.  They are claiming that Huckabee pressured the state police to not investigate his son for additional animal cruelty laws. 

And???  Is that it??

Huckabee was the fricking Governor, and he asked a police officer to cover up his sons dog torture sessions, and the guy didn't want to go along.  When you are the Governor, you set the agenda, and if the people who work for you don't want to go along, then you fire them!  That is the lesson I have learned from George W Bush for effective leadership.  If people don't agree with you, you need to either fire them, or if they are working for the CIA, then you out them to the public.

So if Huckabee can't apply some pressure on law enforcement to get his own son out of trouble, what is the point of being Governor?

And Newsweek has another photo.  Does this look like a person who deserves to be in jail??  Of course not:

 

Well, color me embarassed. All this time I had been "let's invade Iraq" this, "let's nuke Iran that", "lets turn the middle east into a giant sheet of glass," for 1 reason: I wanted Armegeddon to start ASAP, and for that to happen, we need some crazy foreigners to get into a nuclear war with us.

Now, it looks like I might have been targeting the wrong evil crazy foreigners!

President Musharraf, President and General of Pakistan, has announced that he will step down as General if he wins the upcoming election.

Now, what does this mean for us, you might ask.

Well, let me tell you a little about Pakistan. First, they have tons of nukes. I am not sure how they got their nukes, but I think the Democrats gave them a whole bunch back in the 80s just to piss off Vice President George Bush. Second, they (except for Musharraff) hate America more than even the readers of DailyKos.com! I mean, Bin Laden is running his local Obama 08 campaign out of Pakistan right now, so that gives you an idea of how much these guys hate America.

So why is this a good thing? Simple, as soon as they get a new General, he will probably start giving the nukes to terrorists, who will detonate them. A quick "investigation" will show that the Democrats and Pakistan are to blame. We will then nuke them into a million pieces, but not before they kick off some of their nukes at some of our allies. Our allies will respond, and pretty soon we will all be nuking each other: BINGO: ARMEGEDDON!!!

I can't wait to see the look on the faces of those people who thought Bush was a "failure" when he is able to bring back Jesus!  Single handedly I might add!

So, how do you know when the rapture will happen?

Here is a hint, it will look like this:

Bring on the War, Bring on the Rapture, Bring on Jesus!!

Oh, and vote Republican in 08 or you will be left behind when the rapture comes!

Homosexual sex is "illegal sex" both in terms of human laws (the ones that you must follow) and in terms of God's laws (the ones Bush and Cheney follow).

But when was the last time that you heard of someone going after the homosexuals for their constant illegal sex?

Finally, someone is willing to do something about this terrible threat to my marriage and our planet as a whole. Meet Fort Lauderdale mayor Jim Naugle, who is pushing the idea of buying $250,000 robot toilets to help stop the "illegal sex."

Now, some might call this idea overly costly, others might call it bat-sh*t insane, but there is one thing that is clear, the robots are here to stay, and they are going to watch you take a dump to make sure you are not engaging in any illegal sex!

The Mayor explains:

We're trying to provide a family environment where people can take their children who need to use the bathroom," he said, "without having to worry about a couple of men in there engaged in a sex act."

Homosexuals... They're engaging in sex, anonymous sex, illegal sex.

The homosexual newspaper said it's the 'gay parking lot.' That's not me saying that, that's what they said. I don't use the word 'gay.' I use the word 'homosexual.' Most of them aren't gay. They're unhappy.

Well said sir. Well said indeed.

I quickly found that there was more about this Mayor that I really liked:

When the Christian outreach event Beachfest came to town in 2003, he said anyone who had a problem with the city's official embrace of the religious festival "can move to Iraq."

Earlier this year, he refused to sign a mayor's pact to reduce greenhouse gases. Naugle said global warming is not caused by humans and that the pact contained "hate-America stuff that the environmental wackos want in."

Maybe I should move in to Fort Lauderdale!!

Or better yet, maybe I should help this man run for President!! He sounds like just the caliber of leader that we could use running our country!

Just in case there was any doubt in the mind of a suspected terrorist, we will torture you. There is no doubt about it; no need to be coy. Jesus is not happy that you are a terrorist, or that you might be a terrorist, or even that you have possibly been accused of maybe knowning someone who could be a terrorist, or even if you are just a Muslum.

There is no excuse. You could have proven you were not a terrorist before you were snatched by the CIA, so why didn't you do any of them?

Did you change your name, from something terrorist sounding like "Bairak Osama" to something "US friendly" like "George Washington."

Did you donate to the Republican National Committee or GOP.com (God's Own Party)? $2000 would go a long way to show you are Pro-America and Pro-Bush.

Did you give up Muslumism and join a Christian Church? Why not? You want to go to hell??!?

So, if you don't do these things, what can you expect?

The documents show that detainees were hooded, gagged, strangled, beaten with blunt objects, subjected to sleep deprivation and to hot and cold environmental conditions.

"There is no question that U.S. interrogations have resulted in deaths," said Anthony D. Romero, Executive Director of the ACLU.

The autopsy reports list deaths by "strangulation," "asphyxiation" and "blunt force injuries."

So remember, if you think that someone might consider you to be a terrorist suspect, and you don't want to be tortured to death, you might want to take some steps now to avoid the pain!!

Praise the lord!

 

Today is a sad day. The great Jerry Falwell has decided that it is time for him to move on. In a world of increasing satanism, and progressive activism, Jerry decided that it was time for him to leave this world, and move on to the next, where he can use his powers at a global level.

The bad news is that we will no longer have him on this planet to give us great advice. He was of such high caliber, he could even rival President Bush in terms of wisdom and intelligence.

The good news is that this probably means that the Democrats have no chance in winning the election in 2008.

With Jerry up in heaven, he will easily be able to influence God to "adjust" things so that true evil, like Barak Obama, will have no chance to win.

Republicans are going to win in a landslide!!

I had heard the rumors and stories over at redstate.com... the story tells of a protester holding up a sign demanding Bush be impeached.  Bush then walked up to him, kicked him square in the nuts, stole his sign, and then swong the sign around in front of the crowd, which want crazy with applause!

Well, I guess we have the proof right here!

AWESOME!! This president is the greatest ever!

As a protest against the evil Democrats, I will be drinking nothing but "Surge" until the war in Iraq is over and the United States Of American is declared the victors!

   

GWB does the Surge!  I do the Surge!  Will you stand with us and "do the surge"?! 

If not, then you need to ask yourself, WWJD: What Would Jesus Drink?  "THE SURGE"!

 

 

When you watch this video, you will soon realize a few things:

1) Our God Is An Awesome God

2) Jesus is real

What do you Satan Worshipers.... errrr..... I mean "Atheists" have to say about this?

You think Clouds just randomly form into the shape of Jesus, JUST as Google is taking a picture of them???

I challenge any "scientist" out there to figure out the odds, and then tell me that you don't believe in Jesus!

Some pusillanimouses over in Indianapolis are mad that some good hard working, honest Christian Republicans would deface a billboard that claims to suggest that Jesus "affirmed a gay couple" (see the picture below).

The only thing Jesus would do if he say a gay couple is kick them in the balls!

Jesus was very clear on this issue:

1) Homosexuals are evil

2) Homosexuality is a lifestyle choice

3) People who choose to live as homosexuals hate God and embrace Satan

4) Democrats embrace the homosexual agenda and are anti-family

So WWJD?  He would kick them in the balls, just before he cast them down into HELL!!!

So I would like to thank whoever went up on that ladder to vandalize this message, and mark it as it really is: A LIE! 

If you want to hear THE TRUTH and not a bunch of lies, you need to read this site, and watch FoxNews.  Don't listen to the liberal media!

 

Jesus has never been so awesome, except for a few times when he did miracles.  But other than that this is the greatest thing ever!!!

I have been wanting some Jesus and God action figures since I was 4, and now FINALLY thanks to WeAreFisherman.com my dream of owning a Troy Aikman Jesus, or a Biker Jesus has finally been answered!

The “I Am Freedom” figure showcases a jean-clad Jesus aboard a Chopper, complete with long raked handlebars, his long robe flying out from behind him. The “I Am Victory” model has Jesus mid-bicycle kick in a soccer uniform, his cleats pointing skyward. In a more thoughtful vein, “I Am Peace” shows Jesus in camouflage military fatigues, holding a dove in his outstretched hand, while “I Am Hope” simply portrays Jesus in shabby clothing, holding a sign with the all-too omnipresent, “Will Work 4 Food.”

...Rounding out the set are “I Am Strength,” with Jesus aboard a bucking bull, cowboy hat in hand; “I Am Faith,” featuring Jesus scrambling with a football; “I Am Spirit” has Him shooting a curl while surfing; “I Am Youth” has a skateboarding Jesus riding a rail; and lastly “I Am Life” shows a rock-climbing Jesus hanging from a cliff.

Thank God!

There is no excuse for NOT buying all of these and forcing your children, or children on your block, to play with them.

 

They thought they were being clever.

They thought that everyone would be expecting a car bomb.

They thought they had a fool proof plan.

Too bad Jesus saw what they were doing and brought a smack down on them.

3 Militant Muslums were riding their bicycles while carrying a large bomb, which they probably planned on using against US troops.

American forces have been quick to stop car bombs, but would they expect a bicycle bomb?

But even if the Americans didn't see it coming, their biggest ally did.  I'm not talking about Britian!! (See this article on that subject: Blimey, The English Are Bastards!)

I'm talking about Jesus!!

Jesus saw these guys (of course, he sees everything) and he triggered their bomb to go off, killing all of them!!!

POWNED!!!

Oh Jesus... you are just unbelievable!!!  :)

Maybe once the terrorists realize that they are on the wrong side of religion they will wise up, and realize that they can't win against God, and just quit being evil and convert to Christianity.

 

If this is true, it could mean that Jesus has come back.

I wrote earlier about how the original Jesus was white, but this new Jesus specifically calls himself "Black Jesus," which again makes me believe that the original Jesus was white, otherwise why would he be known NOW as "Black Jesus"? If he were black all along, then there would be no need to change the name.

Some of the details are a little strange through.

More after the jump.

The Rev. Ted Haggard emerged from three weeks of intensive "gay curing" counseling and is convinced he is "completely heterosexual," telling oversight board that his sexual contact with men was limited to his accuser.

Unfortunately, Haggard and his wife are going to be leaving Colorado Springs, and will not be continuing work as a minister.

Instead, Haggard AND his wife, are going to BOTH pursue "Masters Degrees" via online programs like the University Of Phoenix.

One of his male "overseers," who helped Haggard through his FLAG (Feeling Like A Gay) problems was the Rev. Tim Ralph of Larkspur.

"He is completely heterosexual," Ralph said. "That is something he discovered."

When it comes to homosexualism, or the issue of church leaders molesting young boys, H.B. London, who runs a Focus on the Family ministry to pastors, has a different outlook on Haggards FLAG problems, "He is certainly gifted and intelligent and has an intuitive side to him. And he has life experience. Those are good credentials."

 

I get lots of hate mail that talks about this 2+2=5 reference from some book, I have no idea what their point is but they look like this:

Nice Newspeak you bastard.  I bet you were born in 1984.  2+2=5 right?

You take the term "Orwellian Nutjob" to new heights. 2+2=5!  War is peace!  F*ck you, you piece of sh*t!

I expect this kind of stuff from liberal pussies. But this 2+2=5 thing really made me think.

You see, in the eyes of a liberal 2+2=5 can NEVER be true. To them, even God can not make 2+2=5... that's right, they don't even believe that God can have power over math and science. Idiots.

So I am going to PROVE that 2+2=5.

Click "Read More..." to see the Mathmatical proof that will cause all liberals to STFU!!