Oh My God! I Am Going To Be Sick!#

Whoever made this video, and whoever watched it, is doomed to eternity for sure unless they repent their sins and donate some money to the Palin 2012 campaign.

http://palin2012.com/

Anything less would mean a direct ticket to HELL!

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Sunday, November 30, 2008 #    Comments [10]  | 

 

Voter Discrimination#

This is terrible!

This average Republican guy wanted to vote for President Bush in the 2008 election, and the people their refused to allow him to do so! 


Their logic is terrible!!  They told him that Bush is not allowed to serve a 3rd term.  Oh yea??  Well let me ask you this you liberal dumbasses.... who made up that rule?  I'll tell you who, the people.  We live in a DEMOCRACY where we have FREEDOM.  If you want to live without freedom than move to Europe or even France, but here we are free.

So, if Bush got 51% of the vote this time, obviously that is what the people want, and they would HAVE to have let him in.

I wonder if people were not turned away if Bush could have won re-election.  Probably.

Damn liberals.

 

Tuesday, November 11, 2008 #    Comments [50]  | 

 

My Wifes Car#

Do you guys like my wifes car?

I thought I would put a picture of it up so you can see how you should be supporting McCain if you want to go to heaven. 

(Click for a larger version)

Monday, November 03, 2008 #    Comments [20]  | 

 

Diebold in action#

As I mentioned before, we (Republicans) have received millions in campaing contributions from Diebold, and in turn we have bought billions worth of their voting machines.

Now we have some sweet video showing just how sweet it works.

This guy tries to say it is "not calibrated" but notice when he clicked "All Democratic" it switched to "John McCain"!?!!"  HAHAHA



McCain 08 baby here we come!
Wednesday, October 29, 2008 #    Comments [7]  | 

 

Dance Off? Not Fair!#

For some reason McCain agreed to be in a dance off with Obama.

I think this was a bad idea.  Obama is black.  McCain is white.  I think we know which race is better at dancing, just like we know that blacks can run faster and whites are smarters.  Dancing is something blacks just do better.

But I give McCain credit, he really did a lot better than I expected.

 

Thursday, October 23, 2008 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

Barack Obama is really not white#

When is this ad going to start running??

Thursday, October 23, 2008 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

Listen To This Real American#

Just listen to this southern bell by the name of Tracy.  She knows what is most important in this election.  It isn't picking the guy who is going to help her husband keep his job, it's keeping a guy with a name like "Obama" out of the white house.

Tracy: I can't imagine a President of the United States being named President Obama. I really have a problem with that and I'm not the only one.

Q: Because that means what to you?

Tracy: His background. A mother that was atheist. Huh, that really gets to me. A father that was a Muslim. That should get to everyone.

Tracy, bless your heart!  Jesus will support you for voting against the devil.

Monday, October 20, 2008 #    Comments [27]  | 

 

Liberal Media Jokes Dont Make Any Sense#

The liberal media doesn't make any sense.

Take this cartoon: "The Family Guy".  In this episode, a Jew, a talking baby and a talking dog go back in time where they find some Nazi's and one of the Nazi's is wearing a McCain / Palin button.  That doesn't even make sense!!!

 

Monday, October 20, 2008 #    Comments [3]  | 

 

Americans Aint Buyin It#

These real Americans are Christians who love America (Palin and McCain supporters).

They know what happens when you run a negro who isn't a first stringer.  The guy is related to terrorists!

We are going to win this election by a landslide.  Remember, we have God on our side!

 

Thursday, October 16, 2008 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

McCain Wins Final Debate#

We knew McCain was going to win this debate, but I don't think anyone realized how bad McCain would destroy Obama.

It was a total ass kicking.

McCain was basically toying with Obama all night. 

He even got Obama to acknowledge that McCain supporters want him to be killed!  If Christians Republicans want Obama dead, you know he must be a terrorist agent of Satan!  That is Check and Mate!

So how bad did McCain beat up on Obama?

Don't take my word for it, check out these polls:

Who did the best job in the debate?

Republicans

McCain (R) 68
Obama (D) 18

That's right!  Among Republicans, 68% thought McCain won the debate!  That is a great %!

MediaCurves.com has it even stronger for McCain:

Among Republicans 70% felt that McCain won the debate as opposed to 18% for Obama.

Thats right!  Only 18% of Republicans thought that Obama won the debate!!

McCain beat Obama sooooo bad, that he was able to have a little fun and make fun of Obama's big lips and tongue:

That was so classic!

I think voters really liked what they saw.

The best part is when McCain nails Obama on his new taxes for Joe the Plumber:

Brilliant.

Get ready America for President John McCain!!  YEAH!!!

 

Thursday, October 16, 2008 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

Nobody Fucks With John McCain!#

I couldn't have said it better myself:

 

Wednesday, October 15, 2008 #    Comments [7]  | 

 

The Dow: Its Over 9000!!!!!#

Our economy is doing GREAT!  Don't listen to the liberal media, the Dow is OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!

This link expands the current status of the Dow:

http://over9000.ytmnd.com/

 

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Thursday, October 09, 2008 #    Comments [1]  | 

 

Democrats have McCain on the brain!#

Deep down, they know McCain is the best choice.

 

Wednesday, October 08, 2008 #    Comments [1]  | 

 

Richest Ever!#

We are the greatest and richest nation ever!

Wednesday, October 08, 2008 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Cubs Turn To Satanist Priest#

The Chicago Cubs were the odds on favorite to win the World Series this year.

But that wasn't enough for them.  They needed to do something to increase their chances.

They should have turned to Jesus and God, and asked for victory.  But they knew....  They KNEW that God would smite them down because they are spawn from the same evil city that has spawned the most evil person to walk the earth since Hitler, and the man who many believe is in fact that Anti-Christ: Barack Obama.

So, knowing that God would reject them, they decided to turn to evil.  That evil came in the form of a Satanic Priest!

Rev. James L. Greanias, who is a "Greek Orthodox" priest was called upon to bless the dugout with "holy water."

Ladies and Gentlemen, this so called "priest" doesn't even celebrate Easter on the right sunday!  We have Jesus, they have Zeus, I think you know which one is real and which isn't.

So, should we be suprised that the cubs have been utterly destroyed in the first 2 games after turning to Rev Greanias and Zeus?  NO!  God and Jesus won't stand for that kind of nonsense, and they are letting the world know that there is only 1 true God, and that god is God (and Jesus).

 

Friday, October 03, 2008 #    Comments [6]  | 

 

Kids are so cute#

This kid makes me wish I had some little Bill'Os running around my house.



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Thursday, October 02, 2008 #    Comments [3]  | 

 

A-Rabs!#

I don't know why this women, who is clearly a Republican, is saying that she wants Hillary to win, but her comments about the A-Rabs and Blacks are right on the money!


Wednesday, October 01, 2008 #    Comments [10]  | 

 

Great New McCain Ad!#

This ad is great:



I like how they drive home the Muslum part.

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Tuesday, September 23, 2008 #    Comments [1]  | 

 

Leave Barack Alone? HELL NO!#

This homosexual thinks we should leave Barack alone. What do I think? I think it is our duty as Americans and as Christians to smear Barack every chance we get.

If we keep throwing enough mud on this guy, something will stick, and even if it doesn't, it keeps him out of the press.  Renewable energy, reducing taxes on the middle class, healthcare for everyone, bringing our troops home etc.  These are NOT things we want the public talking about.

So do your Republican duty today: tell at least 10 people that you heard a rumor that Barack is a mulsum, and/or is going to surrender to terrorists!

 

Thursday, July 31, 2008 #    Comments [11]  | 

 

Jesus Was NOT Gay! #

I heard someone last night say that maybe Jesus was gay.

He never married.

He was always hanging out with 12 men.

He ended every prayer with A-Men.

Well of course that person is going to burn in enternal hell fire, but what about his time on earth?  I think Jesus might have some CIA torture sessions in his future.

See this youtube video for proof of what happens when you suggest that Jesus was a homosexual:

 

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Saturday, July 26, 2008 #    Comments [7]  | 

 

Anyone know anything about this interview?#

This is the first I have seen of this Good Morning America interview.

We all know McCain has a bit of a temper problem, so I am glad to see that he is becoming more at home in front of the camera.

 

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Wednesday, July 23, 2008 #    Comments [3]  | 

 

McCain Learning To Use Computers#

It's true that John McCain doesn't use computers, doesn't send emails, and has to rely on his wife for help using the computer.  But, he "is aware of the internet" so that's good.

Even better, it appears McCain has turned to the experts to learn how to use one of these fancy new computer machines!  McCain will be using Video Professor to learn how to turn on a computer, and he hopes to be "getting online by himself" sometime in the future!

Just look:



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Tuesday, July 15, 2008 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

Weak Dollar? No way!#

My liberal "friends" (liberals I know that I haven't been able to be arrested by the NSA yet) keep talking to me about how Bush has destroyed the dollar, and that "the dollar is weaker than ever".

Allow me to present evidence to prove you wrong!  Here is a chink (from China, not a Korean chink) using a single US dollar to break 8 chopsticks.  He used the dollar after this video to pay for dinner for everyone there.  Why is our economy so great and theirs is so bad?  It's because they decided to  work with the Democrats in Germany back in 1940.  Democrats in German is Nazis.  The Chinese decided to bomb us so now look at them, how pathetic.


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Wednesday, July 02, 2008 #    Comments [6]  | 

 

Gay Marriage Is Destroying Straight Marriage#

When California started letting the homosexuals to marry, I knew it was the beginning of the end for marriage in general.  What married couples have is special, (used to be special) and now that it has been tarnished, why bother?  Might as well just get a divorce. 

Think about it. 

Remember when you were 15 and you were about to get your first car.  Your dad said you could have any car you wanted so long as it was under 200k and street legal?  Remember those days?

You thought long and hard and finally arrived at your decision: a Mercedes Benz SLK.  It was so awesome.  You never wanted to part ways with that car.

But now, imagine that Pedro the mexican kid who got a "Scholarship" to attend your private school (and who also did your family's yard work) ALSO got a Mercedes Benz SLK.

Then, owning the SLK would be basically meaningless!  Why bother owning a car like that if people like Pedro own the same car?  It's pointless.  You might as well just smash it to pieces for the hell of it rather than continue to own the same car as a person like Pedro.

The same thing applies to marriage.  I don't even want to be married anymore.  It's like I had this thing that I could hold over homosexuals and be like "See?  I am better than you because I am not disobeying God" and now I don't have that anymore.  Instead, now we are BOTH married.  It's almost like somehow I am a little bit homosexual myself just for being married.  All the gays are getting married... I am married.... does that make me a little gay??  That really pisses me off.  I'll have to talk to a lawyer.

 

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Wednesday, June 18, 2008 #    Comments [16]  | 

 

I'm Voting Republican#

You all need to check out www.ImVotingRepublican.com.

They have a great video explaining why we need to vote for Republicans!

 

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Thursday, June 12, 2008 #    Comments [16]  | 

 

McCain Is A Foreign Policy God!!#

The most important thing, aside from forcing our Children to worship Jesus Christ for their own good, that a President can do, is to be a master for foreign policy.

People in the Obama campaign keep saying that he will be ok with foreign policy, but just because you are a foreigner, have a foreign name, are a secret muslum, and have relatives who came from Africa, doesn't mean you are qualified to deal with foreign issues because to YOU those issues would not be foreign policy, they would be homeland policy!

Just think about how confusing it will be for Obama in meeting with the Department of Homeland Security! He will keep thinking they are talking about defending Africa or Iraq!  "No Barack, the United States is the homeland we keep talking about, not your Muslum country of berth."

Just listen to this clip of him talking about his meeting with German President Vladimir Putin!



Does Obama know German President Putin?? I bet not!!

In fact, they asked Obama if he knew the German President and he said "Are you talking about Koehler or Chancellor Merkel?" HAHHAAHAHA No Barack you dummie. We are talking about German President Vladimir Putin!!

HAHAAH Barack you are dumb!  You moran!

 

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Thursday, June 12, 2008 #    Comments [6]  | 

 

Hell Yes We Torture!#

As a Republican, I can say that I am 100% behind George Bush and John McCains decision to torture people who may or may not have information and/or committed or have been accused of committing, or have the same name as someone who may have committed a crime.

Liberals want to "put them in jail" and "allow them to know what they are being charged with" and "let their family know where they are."  Screw that! 

Who cares if we end up torturing some "innocent people."  After all, who is an "innocent person" anyway?  Liberal act as if it is just random chance that gets these people picked up.  It isn't random!!!

God made me born in the United States because I am a good person.  God made those hethens born in that shit hole called the rest of the world because they are NOT holy!!  You liberals think that just someone born in Iraq could be "innocent" even if they ADMIT they worship ALLAH!!! 

So as far as I am concerned, any "a-rab" that gets tortured probably deserved it, and I am glad to see that George W Bush and John Q. McCain agree with me.

No, a film production company called "Amnesty International" has produced some kick ass videos for 2 reasons.

1) Show Americans how sweet it is to waterboard some muslum who doesn't worship God.

2) Show Muslums what to expect if they ever come into contact with Americans (people of God).

So, enjoy!

AWESOME!!!  The music is sweet and I love how that guy is being drowned!!  Praise Jesus!


 

Monday, April 28, 2008 #    Comments [16]  | 

 

Best Video Ever#

Have you ever wanted to see Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton get the crap kicked out of them?  Yea I know, like every single day right?

Well, your dream has come true, thanks to my favorite show (and the number 1 show among all Republicans clearly, so long as you don't count QVC) : Wrestle Mania!!!!

These Wrestlemania wrestlers are so amazing, I don't know how they can take such a beating and still come back for more!  They are true Americans!

I love it when Barack and Hillary are left lifeless... AWESOME!

 

Thursday, April 24, 2008 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

F*ck The Earth Day!#

Happy F*ck The Earth Day!!


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Wednesday, April 23, 2008 #    Comments [10]  | 

 

I would love 3 trillion dollars!#

That would be so sweet to win 3 trillion dollars:

 

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Wednesday, April 16, 2008 #    Comments [5]  | 

 

Bush Cheered By All At Opening Day#

Baseball fans are "real Americans" so you know that all baseball fans are Republicans.

Just listen to the crowd go crazy when Bush is announced!


In case you are wondering, they aren't boooing, they are saying "Buuuuuuush."

 

Monday, March 31, 2008 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

Raining McCain#

"Obama Girl" has nothing on the "McCain Girls!"

I give you "Raining McCain!"

 

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Wednesday, March 26, 2008 #    Comments [13]  | 

 

Known Thine Enemy#

Bush knows thats in order to defeat the evil in the world, you need to understand it.

So, while some people have suggested that Bush doesn't know anything about Muslumists, just because he didn't know that Iraq had more than 1 kind of Muslum faction until AFTER he had given authorization to invade, doesn't mean that he doesn't know a ton.

Just check out this video as Bush performs "The Dance Of The Sword" with some kind of prince of some camel jockey country who has our oil at the moment.

This guy KNOWS muslums... he knows them sooooo well.  And just because Obama IS a muslum terrerist, doesn't mean that Bush isn't the best man for the job.

What am I talking about?  Oh, I don't know... but just remember... it's only a "law" that requires that Bush give up authority after 2 terms.... and guess who is in charge of "executing" those laws..... see where I am going with this??  Oh yea.

Thursday, January 17, 2008 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

Vote For Huckabee Or Die!#

Recently, Republican Mike Huckabee was out killing some birds, and he wanted to let everyone know that the birds represented people who would not vote for him

"These three birds all said they would not vote for me on caucus night.  You see what happened to them."

"You vote for me... you live."

I think this strategy could really work for Huckabee!  People like living, and I think a lot of voters might change their mind and vote for Huckabee if they knew they were going to be killed if they didn't vote for him.

And, on the topic of killing animals....  Can we all agree that God gave man domain over the creatures on this earth to do as he wished?  And, can we all agree that going out hunting for pheasant is pretty much the same as trapping a stray dog, slitting it's throat, hanging it from a tree, and stoning it to death?  No big deal, they are both animals, and God wants us to kill them anyway ok??  So quit bugging Huckabee or his son about the dog torture thing ok?  Jeez... I mean, it isn't like he is gay or anything terrible like that... he just tortured and killed a stray dog.  Big deal.

Praise Jesus!

 

 

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Thursday, December 27, 2007 #    Comments [3]  | 

 

The Perfect Campaign Ad#

This ad from Mike Huckabee is just perfect, like Mike and his family.

It reminds everyone that this is a Christian country, and even though we elect a President, Jesus is the real leader of our country.  And don't you Jews, Muslums, Atheists and Homosexuals forget it!

 

Tuesday, December 18, 2007 #    Comments [1]  | 

 

Hillary Craps Her Pants!#

In the last debate, at the first sign of a tough question, Hillary Clinton let one rip so as to avoid giving a straight answer.

Just listen to the audio on this clip, you can actually hear her fart!!!

Notice how pissed off Barack is?

In the Muslum world, women are expected to ask for permission to fart, so you know he is ready to cut her head off, as is required of him by his god Allah, or Muhammed or Budda. Whatever they call it.


 

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Tuesday, December 04, 2007 #    Comments [7]  | 

 

Iraq War, Its The Democrats Fault!#

If only the Democrats in Congress would have let Bush use diplomacy in Iraq.... but noooooo they had to force a vote to authorize action before Bush wanted them too.

Karl Rove: The administration was opposed to voting on it in the fall of 2002.

Charlie Rose: Because?

Rove: Because we didn’t think it belonged in the confines of the election. We thought it made it too political. We wanted it outside the confines of the election. It seemed it make things move too fast. There were things that needed to be done to bring along allies and potential allies abroad and yet-- ...

Rose: Your argument is you would have had maybe more inspections. You would have been able to build a broader coalition. You could have done a whole lot other things if you didn’t have to have a vote, right?

Rove: Right, right, exactly

 


Now some "liberals" are going to say that this is "not true" or "just another lie from someone who has a long record of lying" or "totally stupid lie" or whatever.

They even might bring up these quotes:

 

September 19, 2002
President Bush to Send Iraq Resolution to Congress Today

THE PRESIDENT: I am sending suggested language for a resolution. I want -- I've asked for Congress' support to enable the administration to keep the peace. And we look forward to a good, constructive debate in Congress. I appreciate the fact that the leadership recognizes we've got to move before the elections. 

or

September 24, 2002
President Urges Congress to Pass Iraq Resolution Promptly

THE PRESIDENT: Thanks for coming. We just had a very productive Cabinet meeting. We realize there's little time left in---before the Senate and the House goes home, but we're optimistic a lot can get done before now and then. Congress must act now to pass a resolution which will hold Saddam Hussein to account for a decade of defiance.

 

But remember, these are just lies made up by the Demon-crats!

We are the ones who tell you what is true and what isn't! Just like God and the Bible right? You wouldn't go ask Satan what is true would you?? Would you believe Satan over God????

Exactly.

So why would you believe the Demon-crats (or the liberal media) over us??
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Tuesday, December 04, 2007 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

Can Any Dem Stand Up To Chuck Norris??#

Answer: Of course not.  They can't stand up to Hillary Clinton, so you know they can't stand up to Chuck.

So, here's how it's going to be.  Chuck wants Mike Huckabee... any of you Dems gonna dare tell him "no"?



I didn't think so.  Suck it libs!

 

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Monday, November 19, 2007 #    Comments [6]  | 

 

Vote Republican or..... DIE!!!!!#

Tom Tancredo is a Republican we can all be proud of. I think this guy is making a really strong case for being the VP of the United States!

His message is clear. If you don't vote Republican, a dark skinned foreigner (terroist) will come to the places where your children play, and blow them up with a bomb.

You have only ONE chance to save the lives of your family: Vote Republican!



Unless you like terrorists and want to die, then go ahead and vote for a guy who's name sounds like that of a terrorist, like Barack Hussein Osama!

 

Tuesday, November 13, 2007 #    Comments [7]  | 

 

Ok now I am even more confused#

What is it with all these Mitt Romney ads that are so confusing?

Why is everyone laughing?

 

Monday, October 15, 2007 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Ok Now I Am Getting Really Confused#

I don't get it...  what is going on here??

I came across this ad from a Republican group that is supporting Mitt Romney for his "Massachusetts Values," his support for abortion rights, his opposition to the NRA, and his work fighting the religious right.  ???



So what is the deal with that???

Why would a Republican group (Log Cabin Republicans) be praising someone for being liberal (aka evil)?

Ok, but it gets even weirder!!  I looked into the Log Cabin Republicans because.... hey... I'm a Republican, and I LOVE Log Cabins, so I thought I might join up.

But you will never believe what I found!!!!  The Log Cabin Republicans are a group of GAY REPUBLICANS?!?!?!  OMG WTF!!!

Log Cabin Republicans is the nation's largest organization of Republicans who support fairness, freedom, and equality for gay and lesbian Americans.

We believe equality for gay and lesbian people is in the finest tradition of the Republican Party.


Suddenly I think I realize where the "log" part comes into play here...

What the hell is going on here??

Is this some kind of sick joke??  Are these homosexuals pretending to be Republicans?  What kind of sick bastard would pretend to be a Republican just so they can put up some website?  Sick sick sick!

Maybe these homosexuals think that because we have guys like Dan Lipinski and Joe Lieberman pretending to be Democrats, they can just have people pretend to be Republicans!!  I don't think so!  Democrats may go both ways, be we don't!

Just as Mahmoud Ahmadinejad told us that there are no homosexuals in Iran, and that homosexuality is an American pastime, I will say the same for the Republican party.

There are NO homosexuals in the Republican party.  Ok?  Got that straight?  We are straight!  Everything is straight!  Homosexuals vote Democratic.. PERIOD! 

I mean, how many times do you need to hear it?  Ted Haggard, Mark Foley, Ken Mehlman, Larry Craig etc...  They have ALL come out and stated very publically that they are NOT gay.  OK?

Just as no one would ever believe that a religious person would ever vote Democratic, no one would ever believe that a homosexual would vote Republican, end of discussion!

 

Friday, October 05, 2007 #    Comments [9]  | 

 

Alberto Gonzalez Getting Grilled By Democrats#

This is unnecessary.  Alberto should be able to keep his business practices secret.

 



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