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As a Republican, I can say that I am 100% behind George Bush and John McCains decision to torture people who may or may not have information and/or committed or have been accused of committing, or have the same name as someone who may have committed a crime.

Liberals want to "put them in jail" and "allow them to know what they are being charged with" and "let their family know where they are."  Screw that! 

Who cares if we end up torturing some "innocent people."  After all, who is an "innocent person" anyway?  Liberal act as if it is just random chance that gets these people picked up.  It isn't random!!!

God made me born in the United States because I am a good person.  God made those hethens born in that shit hole called the rest of the world because they are NOT holy!!  You liberals think that just someone born in Iraq could be "innocent" even if they ADMIT they worship ALLAH!!! 

So as far as I am concerned, any "a-rab" that gets tortured probably deserved it, and I am glad to see that George W Bush and John Q. McCain agree with me.

No, a film production company called "Amnesty International" has produced some kick ass videos for 2 reasons.

1) Show Americans how sweet it is to waterboard some muslum who doesn't worship God.

2) Show Muslums what to expect if they ever come into contact with Americans (people of God).

So, enjoy!

AWESOME!!!  The music is sweet and I love how that guy is being drowned!!  Praise Jesus!

 

WARNING: The following post contains muslum language.  For those of you who agree that looking at this type of writing can cause illness or other harm to come to those of us who are pure of heart you should not read any further!

I wrote an article the other day about how the Jews were doing us proud by getting their military together to kick poor people their land when we can use that land for something better.

But in the comments I found this horrible message:

I guess not even the good internets are safe anymore!

I am flying to DC later today to meet with some people from DHS to talk about what kind of threat this may pose to our country.

Thankfully I have a full set of web logs to help the NSA and CIA find these terrorists and torture the hell out of them!

 

I want you to all take a look at this picture:

As you can see, Mike Huckabee is a perfect father, and has a perfect family.

Now some liberals are trying to paint this perfect family (notice the matching shirts???) as something less than perfect, pointing to this article:

Two boy scout counselors, 17 year old Clayton Frady and 18 year old David Huckabee, the son of Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee, have admitted to catching a stray dog during their summer session at Camp Pioneer in Hatfield, AR, and hanging the dog by his neck, slitting his throat and stoning him to death.

Is that the best you got?? 

So what, he tortured and killed a dog, and you think that is going to HURT his fathers chances??   Look around you stupid liberals, we Republicans are torturing and killing PEOPLE and the Republican base loves what we are doing in the name of freedom and Jesus. 

If anything, I would think this would give young David a leg up in getting a job with the CIA or NSA.  I mean, if that dog knew anything, you better believe it would have told us what it knows about any possible terrorist activities.

So liberals, before you try to paint one of our own as being some kind of villan, you better take a strong look at that person, because where you see an evil-doer, this is what us Republicans see:

... the face of a normal young Republican.

 

UPDATE:

It seems that the left wing hate paper Newsweek is picking up on the action of this story with an even weirder twist.  They are claiming that Huckabee pressured the state police to not investigate his son for additional animal cruelty laws. 

And???  Is that it??

Huckabee was the fricking Governor, and he asked a police officer to cover up his sons dog torture sessions, and the guy didn't want to go along.  When you are the Governor, you set the agenda, and if the people who work for you don't want to go along, then you fire them!  That is the lesson I have learned from George W Bush for effective leadership.  If people don't agree with you, you need to either fire them, or if they are working for the CIA, then you out them to the public.

So if Huckabee can't apply some pressure on law enforcement to get his own son out of trouble, what is the point of being Governor?

And Newsweek has another photo.  Does this look like a person who deserves to be in jail??  Of course not:

 

I should have expected this.

In the past, I had figured most lawyers were Republicans. After all, they are rich, and mostly hated by the general population.

So when lawyers started backing psychic reader turned presidential candidate John Edwards in 2004, I should have seen it as a sign: Lawyers were ready to turn on America and support pure evil.

Now the proof that I was right:


Breaking into people homes, wire tapping an entire country, torturing confessions out of suspected individuals, and indefinantly imprisoning someone without charging them with a crime or notifying their family... and these lawyers think Bush's policies make us LESS safe??? WTF!

Can someone explain to me how rounding up a few dozen Iraqis at random and torturing them makes us LESS safe??

I don't buy it, and neither does the President.

Just in case there was any doubt in the mind of a suspected terrorist, we will torture you. There is no doubt about it; no need to be coy. Jesus is not happy that you are a terrorist, or that you might be a terrorist, or even that you have possibly been accused of maybe knowning someone who could be a terrorist, or even if you are just a Muslum.

There is no excuse. You could have proven you were not a terrorist before you were snatched by the CIA, so why didn't you do any of them?

Did you change your name, from something terrorist sounding like "Bairak Osama" to something "US friendly" like "George Washington."

Did you donate to the Republican National Committee or GOP.com (God's Own Party)? $2000 would go a long way to show you are Pro-America and Pro-Bush.

Did you give up Muslumism and join a Christian Church? Why not? You want to go to hell??!?

So, if you don't do these things, what can you expect?

The documents show that detainees were hooded, gagged, strangled, beaten with blunt objects, subjected to sleep deprivation and to hot and cold environmental conditions.

"There is no question that U.S. interrogations have resulted in deaths," said Anthony D. Romero, Executive Director of the ACLU.

The autopsy reports list deaths by "strangulation," "asphyxiation" and "blunt force injuries."

So remember, if you think that someone might consider you to be a terrorist suspect, and you don't want to be tortured to death, you might want to take some steps now to avoid the pain!!

Praise the lord!

 

To everyone who thought I was turning into a traitor yesterday, saying that Alberto Gonzalez should resign, APRIL FOOLS!

Torture works for getting terrorists to confess to whatever they did.

Wiretapping is very important for keeping tabs on people who hate this country, like Moveon.org and the Democrats.

Secret prisons are good for Democracy, they allow us to hide the evil doers while we torture them. We don't want anyone coming and rescuing them!

Alberto, you are the grestest Attorney General in the history of the United States! Keep up the good work, and don't let these liberals push you around. Throw their asses in jail!

I have decided that, even though I think he is the greatest Attorney General of all time, I think Alberto Gonzalez needs to resign.

I thought the evidence would show that Gonzalez had done nothing wrong with the firing of these lawyers, but it turns out that what he did was fire attorneys who were prosecuting Republicans for corruption.

On top of that, it appears very clear that Gonzalez lied over and over again to Congress and to the public about this issue.

That is not my only reason for my change of heart.

After further thought, I have decided that it isn't really fair to kidnap people and hold them in secret prisons without charging them with anything, and without allowing them to prove their innocence, all while not allowing them to communicate with the outside world, as agents torture them.

At first I thought this was a great idea, but I think maybe it is going too far in the name of stopping terrorism.

Gonzalez also advised the President that he didn't need to follow laws that had been passed regarding the wire tapping of US citizens. The Supreme Court told Bush he was breaking the law, but Alberto Gonzalez urged him to continue. I can't say I support our President breaking laws on a frequent basis.

So I have concluded that Alberto should resign and appologize to everyone for betraying the public trust bestowed upon him.

Article I, Section 9:

The Privilege of the Writ of Habeas Corpus shall not be suspended, unless when in Cases of Rebellion or Invasion the public Safety may require it.

But just because it can't be "suspended" doesn't mean that you don't have to "apply it" to a certain group of people who follow a certain religion and talk with a certain accent!  Brilliant!!

If you haven't seen the show 24, you need to start watching it RIGHT NOW!!

In fact, I think the Department of Homeland Security just make it manditory for every citizen of this country to watch this show!

There are many lessons about our country and terrorism that we can learn just by watching!  Click on the "Read More" to see my list of Top 10 Lessons of 24.

Steve Howards used to have sick daydreams where he would "fantasize" about what he would say and do to Dick Cheney if he ever met him.

But, thankfully for all involved, when Howards DID meet President Cheney, those homoerotic desires were overcome, possibly because they were in public, and Howards 2 children were present.

Instead Howards let fly a horrific string of cutter mouth cuss words, assaulting Cheney!

I know this is funny, but at the same time this is awesome because now this is actually our reality thanks to the leadership of George W. Bush.

Bush could make 1 call, just 1 phone call, and every Democrat in the Senate would be arrested by the Secret Police and taken to a secret prison where they could be tortured and convicted of any crime, without even showing any evidence!

I can't wait for the first time Bush does this.  Legislation will pass so quickly b/c there will be no Dems to stand in the way, and in the House all the Defeat-o-crats will be too scared to vote against the President, because if they did it's bye-bye Congress, and hello Waterboard.  HAHA!