Your Soul Depends On It#

The choice is clear.

You can vote for McCain, and spend eternity in Heaven:


Or you can vote for Obama and spend eternity in Hell:


The choice is yours.

Tuesday, November 04, 2008 #    Comments [11]  | 

 

Do you want to die?#

Then vote for a Demon-crat!

This Billboard is 100% right!

Jesus has been sending me dreams showing what will happen if Democrats are elected: basically we all die in nuclear terrorism.  But if we elect Republicans, McCain blows up Iran... WWIII... Jesus comes back.... rapture etc.

Make it happen people!!

 

Wednesday, July 16, 2008 #    Comments [10]  | 

 

Jesus IS Coming, but not because of Iraq (or Iran)#

There's a new Musharraf in town!

Well, color me embarassed. All this time I had been "let's invade Iraq" this, "let's nuke Iran that", "lets turn the middle east into a giant sheet of glass," for 1 reason: I wanted Armegeddon to start ASAP, and for that to happen, we need some crazy foreigners to get into a nuclear war with us.

Now, it looks like I might have been targeting the wrong evil crazy foreigners!

President Musharraf, President and General of Pakistan, has announced that he will step down as General if he wins the upcoming election.

Now, what does this mean for us, you might ask.

Well, let me tell you a little about Pakistan. First, they have tons of nukes. I am not sure how they got their nukes, but I think the Democrats gave them a whole bunch back in the 80s just to piss off Vice President George Bush. Second, they (except for Musharraff) hate America more than even the readers of DailyKos.com! I mean, Bin Laden is running his local Obama 08 campaign out of Pakistan right now, so that gives you an idea of how much these guys hate America.

So why is this a good thing? Simple, as soon as they get a new General, he will probably start giving the nukes to terrorists, who will detonate them. A quick "investigation" will show that the Democrats and Pakistan are to blame. We will then nuke them into a million pieces, but not before they kick off some of their nukes at some of our allies. Our allies will respond, and pretty soon we will all be nuking each other: BINGO: ARMEGEDDON!!!

I can't wait to see the look on the faces of those people who thought Bush was a "failure" when he is able to bring back Jesus!  Single handedly I might add!

So, how do you know when the rapture will happen?

Here is a hint, it will look like this:

Bring on the War, Bring on the Rapture, Bring on Jesus!!

Oh, and vote Republican in 08 or you will be left behind when the rapture comes!

Tuesday, September 18, 2007 #    Comments [3]  | 

 

Liberal Lawyers Side With Terrorists#
I should have expected this.

In the past, I had figured most lawyers were Republicans. After all, they are rich, and mostly hated by the general population.

So when lawyers started backing psychic reader turned presidential candidate John Edwards in 2004, I should have seen it as a sign: Lawyers were ready to turn on America and support pure evil.

Now the proof that I was right:
Lawyers are liberals and evil.

Breaking into people homes, wire tapping an entire country, torturing confessions out of suspected individuals, and indefinantly imprisoning someone without charging them with a crime or notifying their family... and these lawyers think Bush's policies make us LESS safe??? WTF!

Can someone explain to me how rounding up a few dozen Iraqis at random and torturing them makes us LESS safe??

I don't buy it, and neither does the President.
Thursday, September 06, 2007 #    Comments [3]  | 

 

Proof That The Democrats Are Our Enemies!#

On Tolerance

Al Qaida/Taliban: Death to the infidels
Republicans: Kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity
Liberals: Live and let live

On Marriage

Al Qaida/Taliban: Marriage is only between a man and a woman
Republicans: Marriage is only between a man and a woman
Liberals: Marriage is between any two people who love each other

On God

Al Qaida/Taliban: God is on our side and will help us kill our enemies
Republicans: God is on our side and will help us kill our enemies
Liberals: God may or may not exist and will not help us kill anyone

(The Most Important) On George W. Bush

Al Qaida/Taliban: Endorced George W. Bush in the last election.
Republicans: Endorced George W. Bush in the last election.
Liberals: Tried to get John Kerry elected!  (Not George W. Bush!)

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This shows how out of touch liberals are.

Even the terrorists agree that George W. Bush would be best to run the country, but for some reason the Liberals hate America.

Friday, August 31, 2007 #    Comments [7]  | 

 

Is Ticketmaster Working For The Terrorists?#

Is Ticketmaster working for the terrorists (or Democats... same thing)?

What the hell is this all about?  This is obviously a subliminal message trying to turn you into a America-hating liberal!

Friday, July 20, 2007 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

CIA Interrogation "Techniques" Revealed!#

The CIA doesn't torture people.  Is this torture??  Who's to say?  Maybe this guy has a bad back and he likes being stretched like this you know? A liberal pusillanimous over in the CIA has leaked a list of their "Gonzalez/Bush Approved Interrogation Techniques." And I have to say, I was expecting there to be more violent things listed. There is no mention of burning them with a coat hanger, or beating them, or shocking their balls with a car battery, or attacking them with dogs... so this much just be a partial list.

Long Time Standing: This technique is described as among the most effective. Prisoners are forced to stand, handcuffed and with their feet shackled to an eye bolt in the floor for more than 40 hours. Exhaustion and sleep deprivation are effective in yielding confessions.

The Cold Cell: The prisoner is left to stand naked in a cell kept near 50 degrees. Throughout the time in the cell the prisoner is doused with cold water.

Water Boarding: The prisoner is bound to an inclined board, feet raised and head slightly below the feet. Cellophane is wrapped over the prisoner's face and water is poured over him. Unavoidably, the gag reflex kicks in and a terrifying fear of drowning leads to almost instant pleas to bring the treatment to a halt.

According to the sources, CIA officers who subjected themselves to the water boarding technique lasted an average of 14 seconds before caving in. They said al Qaeda's toughest prisoner, Khalid Sheik Mohammed, won the admiration of interrogators when he was able to last between two and two-and-a-half minutes before begging to confess.

"The person believes they are being killed, and as such, it really amounts to a mock execution, which is illegal under international law," said John Sifton of Human Rights Watch.

Well booo fricking hooo.  So what if we are doing mock executions?  Who cares if we torture some of these people.  They don't even believe in Jesus Christ!!!  You could argue that is enough by itself to torture them until they convert to Christianity.  But on top of it, they are foreigners, and may or may not be helping terrorists. 

So I think, bottom line, we have a right.... no.... an OBLIGATION, to torture people who are suspected to something until they confess, so that we can all remain Free!  If torturing a few innocent people is the price we have to pay for Freedom, then thank God that George W. Bush is willing to torture till the cows come home, because I don't want to lose my Freedom!

 

Tuesday, May 22, 2007 #    Comments [17]  | 

 

Republican Congresswoman: "All Terrorists Are Muslum"#

Finally someone willing to speak the truth!

Ginny Brown-Waite (FL-R) is so brave!  Thank God she is defending the constitution.  We have a constitutional right to call Muslums "evil", "hateful" and "terrorists."  It's right there in the Constitution!!

And, she is 100% right.  We can't prove to absolute certainty that ALL Muslums are terrorists, but we sure know that all terrorists are Muslum.

So I say "thank you" Ginny Brown-Waite.  I'm glad to call you a Republican!!

 

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Sunday, February 25, 2007 #    Comments [10]  | 

 

Is Barak Hussien Obama A Muslum Terrorist Sleeper Agent?#

I think we need to start asking the tough questions to Barak.

1) Are you now, or have you ever been a member of a Muslum group?

2) Are you currently working with any terrorist organizations?

3) Were you happy with what happened on 9/11?

4) Is it true your middle name is Hussien?

5) Why should you not be thrown in an internment camp with the rest of the terrorists?

 

Monday, January 22, 2007 #    Comments [6]  | 

 

Top 10 Lessons of "24"#
CTU Agent Jack Bauer crushes the neck of a foreign terrorist!  Praise God!

If you haven't seen the show 24, you need to start watching it RIGHT NOW!!

In fact, I think the Department of Homeland Security just make it manditory for every citizen of this country to watch this show!

There are many lessons about our country and terrorism that we can learn just by watching!  Click on the "Read More" to see my list of Top 10 Lessons of 24.

Monday, January 22, 2007 #    Comments [8]  | 

 

Another Great Ad#
This ad really gets to the heart of this election.

If you vote for the Democrats, you and your loved ones are going to die.

Update: The embedded movie from youtube is not working.

Use this link to view the movie

Sunday, November 05, 2006 #    Comments [5]  | 

 

NSA Protects Us From Terror and Evil Doers!#
Not only do we need cameras on ever stree, but we need them in every home! I recently received an email from an LMD fan "Bob" asking my opinion on the NSA reading our (your) emails:
On your website for contacting you, you say something about reserving the right to post any e-mails sent to you, but it doesn't matter because the NSA is reading them anyway. Are you for or against the NSA reading your e-mails?

Those who frequent LMD probably already know how I feel about the NSA and the absolutely fantastic job they are doing protecting us from terror.

But for the full breakdown, click on the link below.

Sunday, October 22, 2006 #    Comments [5]  | 

 

Northeast Elite Yankees Carry Out Attacks#
The yankess are just more Northeast Liberal Elite Bastards, attacking on Osamas command.

When you hear the word Democrats, what do you think of?  Stupid people, liars, idiots, morans?  Those are all right, but there is another: northeast liberal elite. 

And what else is northeast liberal elite: the New York Yankees. 

The connection between the two is so obvious.  Other than the obvoius northeast liberal elite connection, Democrats and Yankees both spend millions of dollars to lose, and the liberal media always thinks they’re both going to win it all. But they almost never do! 

Still not convinced?  Click below for the rest of the article!

Sunday, October 15, 2006 #    Comments [8]  | 

 

Democrats Paid Al-Qaeda to Hack This Site!!!!#
Yesterday, Al-Qaeda operatives, working on behalf of the Democratic National Party made an attempt to HACK this website!

The IT guy at my Church (that's right, how many of you can get tech support that is endorced by God?) told me that the attacks were called "Cross-dressing Scripting" or something like that.

Basically, it is hacking the method of choice for cross dressers and other people that enjoy perverse demonic sexual rituals. I bet the people that did it look something like this guy on the left! HAHA.

The end effect was that GAY PORN WAS ALL OVER THE COMMENTS SECTION!!

Why gay porn? Isn't it obvious? Thats the calling card of the liberals! Just look at that gov. in New Jersey... turned out to be totally gay, and I bet he loved porn too.

Even worse, is that when I saw that picture of a young boy sucking on the member of another young boy, it became clear in my mind that this action was happening out of wedlock, as gay marriage is illegal and I didn't see any rings on their fingers. So it was TWICE as offensive!

Too all the young kids who were looking for infomation on our leader GWB or Jesus, I'm sorry you had to view that act of sodomy!

I was able to track the attacks against this site to an individual who left a hidden comment confessing that he is a member of Al-Qaeda, and was paid by Democrats to hack this site! See the quote below:
HAHA Democrats paid me to hax0r your website and 1t was S000 EZ!!

Loing Live Al Qaeda!
Case closed.

Al-Qaeda and the Democrats are practically the same organization these days anyway. They are both trying to destroy the fabric of our society! The don't want the truth to get out and we are spreading the truth with this site!
Thursday, June 30, 2005 #    Comments [6]  | 

 

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