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USA!!! USA!!! USA!!!

We all know that we live in the greatest country on Earth (I used them term "we" because only Americans should be reading this blog, NO FOREIGNERS ALLOWED, understand?), and we all know that we have the greatest military in the history of the universe thanks to Jesus.

But every now and then it's nice to get a real understanding for just how much we kick ass.  You screw with America, and we will not just retaliate against you; we won't just retaliate against your country; we might even retaliate against some other countries too; hell we will probably destroy your entire civilization!!!  We follow the word of our Lord Jesus Christ!  You think he would take getting slapped in the face and just turn the other cheek?  Hellz no MFers!

So just take a look at the graph below to realize how awesome we are!

Maybe next time some terrorist wants to bomb our cities or try running for President of the United States they will look at this and realize that they better just let Hillary win the nomination unless they want a storm of bombs to come raining down on their native country.

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Well, color me embarassed. All this time I had been "let's invade Iraq" this, "let's nuke Iran that", "lets turn the middle east into a giant sheet of glass," for 1 reason: I wanted Armegeddon to start ASAP, and for that to happen, we need some crazy foreigners to get into a nuclear war with us.

Now, it looks like I might have been targeting the wrong evil crazy foreigners!

President Musharraf, President and General of Pakistan, has announced that he will step down as General if he wins the upcoming election.

Now, what does this mean for us, you might ask.

Well, let me tell you a little about Pakistan. First, they have tons of nukes. I am not sure how they got their nukes, but I think the Democrats gave them a whole bunch back in the 80s just to piss off Vice President George Bush. Second, they (except for Musharraff) hate America more than even the readers of DailyKos.com! I mean, Bin Laden is running his local Obama 08 campaign out of Pakistan right now, so that gives you an idea of how much these guys hate America.

So why is this a good thing? Simple, as soon as they get a new General, he will probably start giving the nukes to terrorists, who will detonate them. A quick "investigation" will show that the Democrats and Pakistan are to blame. We will then nuke them into a million pieces, but not before they kick off some of their nukes at some of our allies. Our allies will respond, and pretty soon we will all be nuking each other: BINGO: ARMEGEDDON!!!

I can't wait to see the look on the faces of those people who thought Bush was a "failure" when he is able to bring back Jesus!  Single handedly I might add!

So, how do you know when the rapture will happen?

Here is a hint, it will look like this:

Bring on the War, Bring on the Rapture, Bring on Jesus!!

Oh, and vote Republican in 08 or you will be left behind when the rapture comes!

As a protest against the evil Democrats, I will be drinking nothing but "Surge" until the war in Iraq is over and the United States Of American is declared the victors!

   

GWB does the Surge!  I do the Surge!  Will you stand with us and "do the surge"?! 

If not, then you need to ask yourself, WWJD: What Would Jesus Drink?  "THE SURGE"!

 

 

Liberals bitched when Bush cut funding for the National Renewable Energy Lab. They said he was a hypocrite because he was touting the lab was one of the most important endevors toward securing our future, while making the cuts behind closed doors.

Who cares?? We had/have a WAR to fight people!! Not use A War, but a whole series of wars... some of which have not even started yet!!!

Well, now that the Defeat-o-crats are back in power, they are wasting not time wasting our money by funding this lab for renewable energy, with an additional 107 MILLION dollars.

Thats $107 Million dollars that COULD have been spent in Iraq, cluster bombing those bastards, but instead it is going to be wasted on finding renewable engergy.

And what if they succeed??? Then what??? What will you tell all the thousands of soldiers who died over there, and the tens of thousands who have lost limbs or suffered brain damage?

Will you tell them it was all for nothing?? Will you tell them that, Dick Cheney was wrong, and we didn't really need the oil?? Will you tell them that they killed hundreds of thousands of Iraqis for nothing??

Way to support the troops Democrats... way to go! (sarcasm)