DAMN IT!

 

The choice is clear.

You can vote for McCain, and spend eternity in Heaven:

Or you can vote for Obama and spend eternity in Hell:

The choice is yours.

Basically, they are all negro loving terrorist lovers, who will only love terrorist homos if they are the same sex as they are because they love homosexuality almost as much as they hate Christianity and God and Christians because we disagree with them on their love of Mulsimism and mexicans and the mexican language as well as Europe and France in specific, mostly because they are all commie bastards over there, which is exactly what the dumbass democrats seem to love these days, so long as they they are getting it up the butt from some muslum terrorist who hates Jesus and isn't going to stand up for the 2nd amendment, which gives me a constitutional right to own a 50 caliber machine gun that I mounted to the top of my house to defend it against the dark skinned people who are going to be coming after my stuff if Barack Osama wins, which I know won't happen because God is on the side of good, just, white, christian republicans and Satan is on the side of those dark skinned homosexual deviants who he has marked with dark skin so that all would know that he has placed his hold on their souls, which will go straight to hell when they die for hating Jesus and for killing millions of babies and for speaking ill of President Bush who was picked by God to lead our country into a great war against the arabs which will result in the end of days as the earth is cooked in hell fire from a hundred thousand nucular bombs!

And Al Franken is a fag:

 

Real Americans hate foreigners.  They are stupid, they are foreign, they seem to love universal healthcare, and they don't like our wars.  So screw em! 

So if the foreigners like a candidate (they looooooove Obama) they it clearly means he is anti-American.  And when they don't like a candidate, well, then you KNOW that candidate is a real American.

Just watch how these dumbass foreigners rip on Palin.  Looks like she is going to be getting all our votes afterall!

 

The Chicago Cubs were the odds on favorite to win the World Series this year.

But that wasn't enough for them.  They needed to do something to increase their chances.

They should have turned to Jesus and God, and asked for victory.  But they knew....  They KNEW that God would smite them down because they are spawn from the same evil city that has spawned the most evil person to walk the earth since Hitler, and the man who many believe is in fact that Anti-Christ: Barack Obama.

So, knowing that God would reject them, they decided to turn to evil.  That evil came in the form of a Satanic Priest!

Rev. James L. Greanias, who is a "Greek Orthodox" priest was called upon to bless the dugout with "holy water."

Ladies and Gentlemen, this so called "priest" doesn't even celebrate Easter on the right sunday!  We have Jesus, they have Zeus, I think you know which one is real and which isn't.

So, should we be suprised that the cubs have been utterly destroyed in the first 2 games after turning to Rev Greanias and Zeus?  NO!  God and Jesus won't stand for that kind of nonsense, and they are letting the world know that there is only 1 true God, and that god is God (and Jesus).

 

Fareed Zakaria has written a new piece for Newsweek where he makes the claim that:  McCain's selection of Sarah Palin as VP is "fundamentally irresponsible!"

Oh really???

Well you know what I call fundamentally irresponsible!?!! 

How about the fact that someone named Fareed Zakaria has a job working for Newsweek???

How about the fact that he looks like this:

How about the fact that he speaks with an accent, and yet is allowed to comment on US issues?

How about the fact the his guy is not in GITMO right now??

How about the fact that any day of the week, this guy or one of his family members, might be allowed on the same flight you are on!!??

THAT is what I fundamentally irresponsible!

I'm an American, a Republican and a Christian, and I don't take kindly to brown skinned, accent speaking, mulsum worshiping foreigners bad mouthing America's greatest hero of the past 100 years: John McCain!

 

When I first saw the cover of The New Yorker I thought they were just saying that Palin has done a wonderful job watching over Alaska has the greatest Governor they have ever had (and clearly the hottest Governor!!), but they seem to be neglecting her amazing foreign relations experience.

But I was wrong!!

Take a closer look:

That is RUSSIA!! 

You see, Palin was keeping track of both Alaska AND Russia at the same time!

Clearly she is the most experienced VP pick of all time!  I can't wait for the VP debate when she gets to smack down that dumbass Joe Biden.

 

New Obama pictures have surfaced:

To all you Mexican speaking bastards, my message is clear!  If you ain't be having a totally compliete understanding and complection of the english language, then yall should should go home back to Mexico.  English is our offical langauge, so speak it or GTFO!!!

As a Republican, I can say that I am 100% behind George Bush and John McCains decision to torture people who may or may not have information and/or committed or have been accused of committing, or have the same name as someone who may have committed a crime.

Liberals want to "put them in jail" and "allow them to know what they are being charged with" and "let their family know where they are."  Screw that! 

Who cares if we end up torturing some "innocent people."  After all, who is an "innocent person" anyway?  Liberal act as if it is just random chance that gets these people picked up.  It isn't random!!!

God made me born in the United States because I am a good person.  God made those hethens born in that shit hole called the rest of the world because they are NOT holy!!  You liberals think that just someone born in Iraq could be "innocent" even if they ADMIT they worship ALLAH!!! 

So as far as I am concerned, any "a-rab" that gets tortured probably deserved it, and I am glad to see that George W Bush and John Q. McCain agree with me.

No, a film production company called "Amnesty International" has produced some kick ass videos for 2 reasons.

1) Show Americans how sweet it is to waterboard some muslum who doesn't worship God.

2) Show Muslums what to expect if they ever come into contact with Americans (people of God).

So, enjoy!

AWESOME!!!  The music is sweet and I love how that guy is being drowned!!  Praise Jesus!

 

I keep seeing these stupid graphics all over the internet.

 

What is the point of these?  They are supposed to make you think that the Iraq war isn't worth the money we are paying for it.  But let me tell you, it is WELLLL worth it!  Every dollar!

Think about it...  what IF we sent every kid to a headstart program.  Well, you would have kids growing up in better situations, expecting to have better lives etc.  Who's going to want to live in the ghetto then?  They aren't!  All of a sudden they are going to be like "I am too good for the ghetto" and then they are going to want to move into MY neighborhood!!  Then we are going to get in a legal fight because the board of my gated community is going to be like:

"It's not that we won't allow blacks to live here, it's just that, we aren't interested in you personally living here, and because you are black too that doesn't help things in terms of home values and stuff, you know what I am saying right I mean common brotha you can "dig it" right, it's like think of it this, way one day my kids start hanging out what black kids, the next day its gansta rap, and pretty soon they are getting capped in a drive by!"

So they would call that "discrimination" of course playing the race card, and then we would have a legal problem, and Jessie Jackson would be out in front of my house etc etc etc.

Or take this example:

Oh great that is just what we need, more kids going to college, give me a break.

So what happens when we send more kids to college?  Well first thing is that I am going to have a harder time finding people who are willing to work 60 hours a week for 5.15/hour.  They are going to be like "Thank you for the offer sir, but I have a degree from Purdue University where I majored in industrial engineering and I believe I should receive additional remuneration" and I would be like "God damn you Demon-crats, WTF I need some poor people to do some cheap work, so take this 5.15 and start delivering these pizzas you hippie!".

Not only that, but what happens when all these "college educated people" start trying to take MY job. 

I spent a LOT of money going to private universities, and now some POOR kid gets to come in and have an equal chance for a job like mine just because he "worked hard"!?!?! WTF!!

Finally, think about this.

Barack Obama was once just a stupid black kid with dreams of blowing up American cities in glorious jihad.  We could have dealt with him.  But now, with a college education, he is in a position to possibly take over the world and proclaim America a "Mulsum nation, under Allah, divisible by forces of satan, with no liberity, or justice, for any Christians"!!  All because we let him go to college!

Trust me every dollar spent in Iraq is WORTH it.

Plus, my oil futures are through the ROOF!!! HAHAHAHA OH YES!

Granted, all Jews are going to Hell.  And I can't say that I am convinced that the Holocaust really did happen.  I mean, I am not sure that it didn't happen, but I think I am leaning that way. 

The only reason the holocaust does seem to make sense is that it seems God would want to kill the Jews for killing Jesus you know?  If you don't agree with me you need to go watch The Passion of the Christ!  Then you will really understand what Jesus and Mel Gibson thought of Jewish people.  Jesus really hated the Jews more than anything.  I mean, he knew they were going to kill him!  Anyway....

The reason for this post isn't to point out the fallacy of the holocaust stories or the fact that all Jews are destined for Hell, but rather to give the Jews some props (aside from the fact that they are basically Devil worshippers who's clame to fame is killing the only son of God... nice job assholes!).

Check out how Jews deal with poor people:

She is all like "My family has lived on this land for decades", and they are all like "Eminent Domain biatch!"

How sweet is that?

Why don't we have this many riot police with helmets and clubs out pushing the poor people and mexicans off our property??  It makes perfect sense! 

I am pretty hopeful that McCain will implement some stuff like this.  He is so old, you know he will want to get everyone off his lawn!

 

I go on the Internets to look up some news on how well Iraq is going and what do I see for a headline?

Muslims more numerous than Catholics: Vatican

WTF!!

What are we supposed to be doing now you might ask.  Well I have some suggestions we can start on right now. 

First, we can keep up the Bush policy of bringing the war to the Muslums wherever they may be, wheather it be Iraq, Iran, Pakistan, Australia or even Birmingham!  If we can bomb these people back to the stone age, or earlier, that will put a big dent in their numbers.

Just think about it!!!  This article says there are 1.3 Billion Muslums.  Bush has single handedly reduced that number by at least a million!  We need to keep that up!

Second, we need to stop getting in the way when these guys want to kill each other.  They call it "genocide", but I think we should call it "population management."  Just let them slaughter each other: no need for the UN "peace keepers".  In fact we should arm both sides, and let them go at it!

Finally, stop sending them aid in the form of food and medicine!!  If we can let 10% of them die from starvation, and another 10% from aids and other stuff, we will be going in the right direction!

USA!!! USA!!! USA!!!

We all know that we live in the greatest country on Earth (I used them term "we" because only Americans should be reading this blog, NO FOREIGNERS ALLOWED, understand?), and we all know that we have the greatest military in the history of the universe thanks to Jesus.

But every now and then it's nice to get a real understanding for just how much we kick ass.  You screw with America, and we will not just retaliate against you; we won't just retaliate against your country; we might even retaliate against some other countries too; hell we will probably destroy your entire civilization!!!  We follow the word of our Lord Jesus Christ!  You think he would take getting slapped in the face and just turn the other cheek?  Hellz no MFers!

So just take a look at the graph below to realize how awesome we are!

Maybe next time some terrorist wants to bomb our cities or try running for President of the United States they will look at this and realize that they better just let Hillary win the nomination unless they want a storm of bombs to come raining down on their native country.

Click the image to enlarge:

 

Well well well.  It looks like the Democrat/Al Qaeda partnership in computer hackery has struck again!

News reports are coming forward that hackers (Al Qaeda hackers, funded by the Democrats most likely) have hacked into top US government research labs, including Oak Ridge National Lab.  

How did these hackers gain the experience necessary to hack into these facilities?  Well the answer may shock you.

It now appears clear that they used my site as a "test run" for their homosexual hacking agenda!

Back in 2005, LiberalsMustDie was hacked by this same group of Democrat backed Al Qaeda hackers.

They used their access to do the worst possible thing: POSTING GAY PORN!!

Al Qaeda and the Democrats don't agree on everything, like Democrats think God is fake (so they worship satan) and Al Qaeda thing God is called "Allah" and wears a turbin or something, I don't know, it's so crazy.

But what they both agree on is the homosexual terrorists democrtic agenda.  These individuals are called HomoTerroroCrats and they are everywhere, from California to Iran (but not in "Red America", just the blue states).

We need to stop these evil doers!!  First step is to defeat their leader: Barack Hussein Obama! 

Second, we need to elect Republicans to every seat in every office!!!  DO IT NOW!!

 

Tom Tancredo is a Republican we can all be proud of. I think this guy is making a really strong case for being the VP of the United States!

His message is clear. If you don't vote Republican, a dark skinned foreigner (terroist) will come to the places where your children play, and blow them up with a bomb.

You have only ONE chance to save the lives of your family: Vote Republican!



Unless you like terrorists and want to die, then go ahead and vote for a guy who's name sounds like that of a terrorist, like Barack Hussein Osama!

 

To be honest, I hadn't considered that.

In fact, I would probably have to pay twice as much to get my lawn mowed as well! 

Ok Illegals, how about we strike a little deal between you, the illlegals, and us the Republican leaders and business owners.

You keep doing your think, showing up and working hard for almost no money, speaking some crazy foreign language, standing 5'3" with your sunbraro on etc. 

WE on the other hand, will publically blame you for everything we can (including the upcoming War, but you will hear more about that soon), but in private, we will keep employing you and keep loving your cost effectiveness!

Sound good?  Que buena!

Well, color me embarassed. All this time I had been "let's invade Iraq" this, "let's nuke Iran that", "lets turn the middle east into a giant sheet of glass," for 1 reason: I wanted Armegeddon to start ASAP, and for that to happen, we need some crazy foreigners to get into a nuclear war with us.

Now, it looks like I might have been targeting the wrong evil crazy foreigners!

President Musharraf, President and General of Pakistan, has announced that he will step down as General if he wins the upcoming election.

Now, what does this mean for us, you might ask.

Well, let me tell you a little about Pakistan. First, they have tons of nukes. I am not sure how they got their nukes, but I think the Democrats gave them a whole bunch back in the 80s just to piss off Vice President George Bush. Second, they (except for Musharraff) hate America more than even the readers of DailyKos.com! I mean, Bin Laden is running his local Obama 08 campaign out of Pakistan right now, so that gives you an idea of how much these guys hate America.

So why is this a good thing? Simple, as soon as they get a new General, he will probably start giving the nukes to terrorists, who will detonate them. A quick "investigation" will show that the Democrats and Pakistan are to blame. We will then nuke them into a million pieces, but not before they kick off some of their nukes at some of our allies. Our allies will respond, and pretty soon we will all be nuking each other: BINGO: ARMEGEDDON!!!

I can't wait to see the look on the faces of those people who thought Bush was a "failure" when he is able to bring back Jesus!  Single handedly I might add!

So, how do you know when the rapture will happen?

Here is a hint, it will look like this:

Bring on the War, Bring on the Rapture, Bring on Jesus!!

Oh, and vote Republican in 08 or you will be left behind when the rapture comes!

People from China (or as they prefer to be referred to: Chinamen or Chinks) are great.  They work harder and for less money than even the Mexicans, and they have no problem working in very poor conditions, so you don't have to pay them health insurance or bother with any stupid laws.  If they get pregnant, you can just fire them.  Former Speaker of the House, and proud Republican leader Tom Delay actually fought to keep workers from that side of the world from having these stupid ACLU-style liberal rights, like the right to take a day off work to give birth.  So we own Tom a big thank you on that issue.

But when it comes to the Chinks, they are here to stay.  We have shipped all our work over to China so we can stop Walmart with 99 cent socks! ( 99 cents!!  How do they do that??  Slave labor??  Awesome!! )

So, you might want to check out the quick reference sheet to learn a few Chinese phrases.  It will help you in your future business practices! 

This is the LAST time I ever order a bible from England (home of the Satanist/Atheist Richard Dawkins).

Click the image for a larger view:

Someone in New Zeland has put up this advertisment.  Which makes me wonder, do they not understand that we are going to have to bomb them now?  Bush was picked by God, so by insulting Bush, you are basically insulting God (and not just any *made up* God, I am talking about THE God... "God").

On second thought, maybe this is just a joke.  I have never heard of a country called New Zeland.  It's like "Sea-Land" but spelled with a "Z".  Something makes me think this is all a big prank.  Who the hell would name a country New Zeland?  That would mean that there is some other country called Zeland or Old Zeland.

Well either way.  If it is real, I think Bush has to bomb it, or the terrorists win.

 

I am not saying "Happy Fathers Day" to any liberals.  They probably don't have any kids anyway because they just love to abort their children before they are born anyway... evil satanists!!

So here is a Fathers Day card that all real Americans can enjoy.

My brother-in-arms "Liberal Ball Kicker" gave this card for Fathers Day.  It was wonderful!

 

Another US Map, but this one shows each state as the name of a country where the state equals the GDP of the entire country.

So for our Australian friends.  Your ENTIRE COUNTRY, in fact your entire CONTINENT, only produces as much as Ohio?????!!!??!!?  O-freaking-hio!!!!! HAHAHAHAH! 

Do they even make ANYTHING in Ohio??!?!  Corn?  I dunno.  That is really funny.

But now I realize why so many Mexicans are coming to Illinois.

Dang... the US is the greatest country BY FAR!

USA USA USA!!!

Apparently there is a country called "Albania" and Bush was visiting them recently.

As usualy the streets were filled with people who love Bush and love America, but one of them had to go steal his watch (around the 1:00 mark in the video below).



Ok now we all know what this means... Albania, we have to bomb you.

I mean, look at what we did to Iraq, and they didn't even DO anything to us.

We got a rep to uphold!

This map really says all you need to know about other countries.

i.e. Who cares about Australia?  All you need to know is that is where Kangaroos (and a movie studio) are.

Click the image for the full size version.

Hmmm.... what is that?  It's a bunch of US Carriers getting ready to blow your hethen country to shreds!

You guys are SOOO screwed.  Looks like you picked the wrong God to worship.  Sucks to be you.

Obama loves to talk about how he is fluent in "Indonesian."  I guess that is where he is from: Indonesia, which I think is somewhere in South America near the Congo or something.

But, FoxNews was able to find out that it is a LIE!!  A LIE!!!!!

Israella Pareira Darmawan, Obama's 1st-grade teacher, said she attempted to help him learn the Indonesian language by going over pronunciation and vowel sounds. He struggled greatly with the foreign language, she said, and with his studies as a result.

So, Mr. "I am fluent in Indonesian", here is a little message from America.  Speak English or GET OUT!!

You think we want a president who won't even speak our own language??  Take a look a history bub.  George W. Bush is one of the most skilled speakers of all time!  He doesn't just "repeat" words that other people say, he is able to craft his own right out of thin air.  Words like "strategerize" and "mis-underestimated" don't just make themselves.

And what is this I read about your studies suffering?  Does that mean you were not a great student?  If you were not an A student, then what makes you think that you can be our President?

George W. Bush went to Harvard you know!!  Where did YOU go to school?  Indoneisian State University, home of the "Fightin Natives?"

Please... You will never have what it takes to be President, because you hate this country.  If you didn't hate the United States, then why did you spend part of your life living somewhere else?  If you paid any taxes while you lived there, you were contributing to terrorism, and thus, should be conviced of treason!

 

OMG stop the presses. This foreign bastard on the left, named Henry Kissinger, who is from Germany, home of Hitler, says that "military victory is no longer possible."

Oh really Adolf, I mean Henry?

You would like us to think that wouldn't you?

I bet you wished we just gave up like the Democrats wanted us to back in the 1950's when Germany and China bombed Pearl Harbor and sunk the Lusitania.

Too bad for you, but we have the power of God behind us, and we will continue to fight in Iraq until we bring peace and Christ to the land or every last Iraqi is dead!

But how could you know anything about God or Freedom?  You are a foreigner from a country who outlawed God, and who is ruled by military dictators!

Maybe it's you Germans who should have just given up in WWII when we entered the war cause you KNEW that you were going to get your ass kicked by us.  We have God remember?

 

U.S. could fight a third war: Gates

This is it!

I can feel it this time!

Things in the media are going really bad for Bush and Co.

Republican are going to jail...

Dumbasscrats are finding their lost set of balls...

This would be a GREAT time to start a new war! RIGHT NOW!!! DO IT GWB!!!!

This is awesome news!!

From the department of boo-fricking-hoo comes a report, or rather 2 reports together, that suggest that the cost of 1 day of war in Iraq could pay to feed 20,000,000 children for an entire year.

How did they come up with this useless figure?

First: Joseph Stiglitz, a Nobel prize winning economist, calculated the cost of the Iraq war at $380,000 USD per minute. A small price to pay for spreading freedom!

Second: The United Nation's food aid organization says that it costs $0.19 to feed a child for a day, and in order to make you feel even more bad about yourself, they point out that by the time you finish reading this paragraph 15 children have died of hunger.

What do I have to say to this? Boo-hoo! Cue the violin music...cry me a fricking river.

More after the jump...

Typical of the US main stream media... George W. Bush and Tony Blair were recently on "The Weakest Link", which is a game show designed to see who is the smartest person.

Bush KILLED Blair!! 3-0!

Obviously Bush is smarter than Blair, he went to Yale and Harvard!

Glad to see him stick it to that foreigner.

Could simple kites be all it takes to kill or injure hundreds of terrorists?

Based on kite flying festival in Pakistan, the answer is YES!

11 people were killed and over 100 were injured!

At least 11 people died and more than 100 people were injured at an annual spring festival in eastern Pakistan celebrated with the flying of thousands of colourful kites, officials said today.

The deaths and injuries were caused by stray bullets, sharpened kite-strings, electrocution and people falling off rooftops yesterday at the conclusion of the two-day Basant festival, said Ruqia Bano, spokeswoman for emergency service in the city of Lahore.

I hope George Bush reads this and takes it under advisement.  The US could be flying THOUSANDS of kites in Baghdad in a matter of weeks. 

If the math works out, we could have Iraq under control in just a few months of steady terrorist injuries and deaths.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I am pleased to announce the creation of a new website: OsamaLovesObama.com, to address what I consider to be the greatest danger to our country in the last 400 years.

Some say Obama is not a terrorist, and yet he has still not denied it!!

Do you know he was raised in Hawaii???  That is practically a foreign country; half way to China, the original Pearl Harbor bombers!

Like most Dumb-o-crats, Obama thinks that just because he want to Harvard Law, that means that he is smarter than most people, including our President George W. Bush.

Obama wants to fund "science", which is another way of saying that he doesn't believe that the Earth is 6000 years old.

Maybe Obama needs to read his Koran more!!

Also, Obama claims to be black... so let me address this next point in 2 ways, based on color.

If you are white, read the next line.  If you are black, please skip this line and move down to the spot "Blacks start here again".  Don't cheat!

Whites read here
Ok, my fellow white Republicans.  Do you really want to let a black person into the white house??  I mean, remember back when Powell was going to run, and we were like.... oohhhh CRAP!!!  I mean, can you imagine what would happen.  The white house would be filled with "rap music" and "house parties" at all hours, keeping our nation from getting any work done.  Welfare would be extended to everyone, and think of the millions of dollars that you would have to pay in reparations!!!  Have you ever heard of a President sipping on a 40 while meeting with the joint chiefs??  Well that would be our reality!  So let me leave you with one thought "Secretary of Defense 50 Cent".  Is that what you want?  Now, skip over the black section and move down to the bottom.

Blacks start here again 
I want to speak to you blacks, not as a white Republican who has been holding you down so many years, not as a racist, or support of racism, but rather, as a fellow American.  You have been waiting years for a black president.  But I am afraid that I must break the news to you: Obama is half white.  You see, he is truely not black.  He never grew up on welfare, he was living in other counties.  His white mom raised this boy to be as white as the snow.  He is mocking you by calling himself black.  Next time you see Obama, ask him what kind of music he likes.  10 bucks says he doesn't say Gansta Rap.  If you want to support a REAL black man, I suggest you look into a great black man named Alan Keys.  This guy will really make you love the Republican party, and reall make you proud to hate gays.

EVERYONE

Finally, I would just like to point out 3 things that I think are critical reasons why Obama is not qualified to be president:

1. Obama sounds like Osama
2. Barak is an arabic name
3. His middle name is Hussein

Remember to check out OsamaLovesObama.com, which can also be accessed by BarakHusseinObama.com and BarakOsama.com.

Thank you, and remember to support the President, George W. Bush, and vote GOP (God's own party).

Arnold Schwarzenegger means business when it comes to midgets and illegal aliens.

At a recent pro-illegal rally, arnold pulled a gun on one of the illegals and forced he/she to go back to Mexico!

USA USA!!!