Bush Commutes Libby Sentence: Oh Hell Yea!!! SUCK IT LIBS!!#

Scooter Libby, seen scooting away from jail. They said it couldn't be done.

They said "A jury of his peers found him guilty."

They said "In a time of war, he released classified information that aided the enemy."

They said "He intentionally lied under oath to cover up his role, and the role of the Bush and Cheney, in committing treason."

And most ignorantly they said, "No one is above the law."

Think again you liberal morans!

God is above the law!

He created the entire universe in just a few days, only 6000 years ago, and even moved the light from distant galaxies very close to the Earth so we would be able to see the stars (otherwise, it would take millions of years for the light to arrive, duh).

God created the law, and so obviously he is above it.

For example, the "human law" says that you can't stone someone to death for blasphemy, but as far as God is concerned, it is against the law NOT to stone them to death!  See?  Same goes for homosexuals and Democrats.

God is not the only person who is above the law.  People he picks to represent him on Earth are above the law too, like George W. Bush, who was picked by God to run the Country Of God (The United States Of America)!

But wait, there's more!!  The same "above-the-law-ness" extends beyond Bush.  Just as God picked Bush to run the World, Bush picked Cheney to be his VP, and Cheney picked Scooter to be his chief of staff.

Ergo... Scooter was picked by God to be Dick Cheney's chief of staff, and therefore, Scooter Libby is above the law (the human law that is).

Bush's decision to commute his sentence (which means he will never spend 1 day in jail... HELL YEA!!!!) is really just Bush acting based on the wishes of God, and is totally in line with Bush's history of taking actions that are in the best interest of himself, and the planet (and the Universe, since we are the only living creatures in the Universe).

This move by Bush is pure justice on a Biblical scale!! He has GOT to be the greatest President EVER!

Monday, July 02, 2007 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

Liberal Media Ignores Truth: Scooter Libby Found NOT GUILTY!!!#

Poop poop poopy poop. When the Libby verdict came down, every single liberal media news organization jumped on board to do their part to aid Al Qaeda and make our President look bad.

They filled their papers and TV screens with discussion of how I. Lewis Libby was found "Guilty" of all kinds of felony charges.

They listed them off, so proud of themselves:

two counts of perjury

one count of obstructing justice in a grand jury investigation

one count of making false statements to federal investigators

But what you WON'T see in the headlines, is that "Scooter" was actually found NOT GUILTY of 1 count of making false statements.

Where are all the headlines:

SCOOTER FOUND NOT GUILTY!

I didn't see 1 single headline that said that!  The liberal media kept the real story from being told!  If the media were not filled with commie bastards, the daily talk shows would have tag lines like:

"Scooter Acquitted.  What's next for the Democratic smear team?"

"Maybe the 'I' stand for Innocent.  I. Lewis Libby found NOT GUILTY."

"Scooter set free, but Bill Clinton is still at large."

"Libby acquitted through the power of Jesus Christ."

Anyway, now that Scooter has been found not guilty, what will he be doing next?  Some pundits have suggested that his recent high profile could be the perfect springboard to launch him into the race for the White House. 

Foreign Relations Experience?  This guy has lots of experience with middle east diplomacy and wars.

Dealing with terrorists?  Scooter was the target of a Democratic terrorist attack.  I think he knows a little something about how to deal with terrorists.

Religion?  The guy has a close personal relationship with Jesus!

Watch out Brownback, Scotter could be on your heals in moments!

UPDATE: I would like to point out that I was not referring to FoxNews when I called the liberal media all those names.  Of course I love Fox!  They even took my advice on spreading the NOT GUILTY announcement.  Thanks Gerald Fnord for the link!

 

Friday, March 16, 2007 #    Comments [12]  | 

 

Bush Cleared Plame Info: Libby Exonerated!!#
The dems are now turning their attention from Delay to Scooter Libby, just making up more lies.  Stop the dumbocrats!! New reports indicate that Bush authorized the leaking of information about Valerie Plame.

So what does this really mean?

It means that Scooter Libby never release classified information because it was declassified by Bush and/or Cheney!

This proves that everything I have been saying about this story for months now has been totally correct:
  1. Libby didn't do anything wrong
  2. Bush didn't do anything wrong
  3. Cheney didn't do anything wrong
  4. Democrats are idiots
  5. This is a non-story.

    Watch as the liberals start spinning this story in 3... 2... 1... SPIN!!

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