Your Soul Depends On It#

The choice is clear.

You can vote for McCain, and spend eternity in Heaven:


Or you can vote for Obama and spend eternity in Hell:


The choice is yours.

Tuesday, November 04, 2008 #    Comments [11]  | 

 

Listen To This Real American#

Just listen to this southern bell by the name of Tracy.  She knows what is most important in this election.  It isn't picking the guy who is going to help her husband keep his job, it's keeping a guy with a name like "Obama" out of the white house.

Tracy: I can't imagine a President of the United States being named President Obama. I really have a problem with that and I'm not the only one.

Q: Because that means what to you?

Tracy: His background. A mother that was atheist. Huh, that really gets to me. A father that was a Muslim. That should get to everyone.

Tracy, bless your heart!  Jesus will support you for voting against the devil.

Monday, October 20, 2008 #    Comments [27]  | 

 

Progress#

Finally people are starting to react properly to Obama and his supporters.


This guy deserved it.

The article stated:

'He was telling me that he was going to kill me.

'I couldn't believe it was happening - and just because I was wearing an Obama T-shirt. He was trying to make me walk somewhere quieter, saying: 'I've got something for you,' and 'I'm going to kill you.'

You might say, "But LAK, this guy was shot just for wearing a TShirt."  Yes this is true, but you need to think about it in Biblical terms.  Obama is probably the Anti-Christ (93% confidence level), so fighting against him and his supporters goes beyond the laws of man and direct to the laws of Jesus.  Mainly, you must ignore the 10 commandments when you are fighting Satan, less Satan take over the world!

But, if you are an Obama supporter, you don't have to fear being attacked... just repent and support Jesus/McCain.  Problem solved!

 

Tuesday, October 07, 2008 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

Physicists Closer To Proving God Exists (and hates Democrats)#

A while ago I posted about this very subject.  Physicists (which are like scientists, except they believe in the Bible) believed that they could prove God exists with some new machine somewhere or whatever.

Well, guess what atheists??  They are very close now!!!

Physicist expects 'God particle' will be found soon

HAHAHHAAA STFU liberals and atheists!!  Now what do you all you scientists have to say huh???  Where is your Darwin now??  Or would you prefer Richard Dawkins??

Doesn't matter, you will all go to hell!! HAHA LOL.  Sux 2 b u!  :)

What I am wondering is this, how many of you atheists are going to come crying to me for forgiveness?  Asking me to pray to God on your behalf, begging for his mercy??  I got sour news for you Jack.  I might pretend to help you, but when I say my prayer I will be telling God what I really think of you people. 

Smite them Lord.  Now they know the truth, let them suffer for their evil ways!  Rain down hot acid upon them and their family!!  Strike their friends and loved ones with terrible disease!!! OH YES IT WILL BE GREAT!

You see atheists, you picked the way of the wicked, the way of evil, the way of satan, instead of siding with the ever lasting love, joy and compassion of God.  Now BURN IN HELL FOR EVER!!!

UPDATE:

The physics evidence for God just keeps piling up!  Based on this, it seems they have used physics to prove the Bible is RIGHT!!  Suck it scientists!!  You guys suck.  There's a new sherrif in town, and their name is "physicists" and they aren't constrainted by your evil science ways!

 

Thursday, April 10, 2008 #    Comments [5]  | 

 

Jesus Shows Himself In Cloud!!! OMFG This Is Amazing!!#

When you watch this video, you will soon realize a few things:

1) Our God Is An Awesome God

2) Jesus is real

What do you Satan Worshipers.... errrr..... I mean "Atheists" have to say about this?

You think Clouds just randomly form into the shape of Jesus, JUST as Google is taking a picture of them???

I challenge any "scientist" out there to figure out the odds, and then tell me that you don't believe in Jesus!

Wednesday, April 25, 2007 #    Comments [20]  | 

 

Darwin and Hitler: Satan's "Dream Team"#

Darwin and Hitler both believed in the exact same things.  If Darwin had never spoken out against God, Hitler never would have killed billions! I have been comparing Hitler to Darwin for years, and now I am being proven right beyond a shadow of a doubt! Not only did these 2 have a LOT in common, it turns out that they were basically a tag team for Satan!

In fact, did you know that WWII would have never happened if not for Darwin?!?  Did they teach that to you in school?  No!  (Because all the teachers are either stupid or liberal nutjobs ...most are stupid.)

"Darwin's Deadly Legacy," a new TV special that will air this summer will shed light on how Hitler and Darwin worked together to destroy the world.

This groundbreaking documentary from Dr. Kennedy and Coral Ridge Ministries, looks into the chilling social impact of Darwin's theory of evolution -- and the mounting evidence that Darwin had it wrong on the origin of life.

This 60 minute special featuring Ann Coulter, author of Godless; Richard Weikart, author of From Darwin to Hitler, Lee Strobel, author of The Case for a Creator; Jonathan Wells, author of Icons of Evolution; Phillip Johnson, author of Darwin on Trial; Michael Behe, author of Darwin’s Black Box, and Ian Taylor, author of In the Minds of Men will show why evolution is a bad idea that should be discarded into the dustbin of history.

Darwin said that people are apes, and we would be better off if we kept the "least evolved" humans from having kids.

So Hitler took his advice! 

Hitler said "Hey Darwin says there is no God, so I guess if I were to kill a billion people it would be ok."

Then he studied Darwins work even harder and was like "Oh, it says that if we kill all the 'weak' humans it will actually make us stronger and better!  Darwin wants me to kill all the Jews and brown haired bastards!  Ok, Darwin... I'll do it!"

WWII was under way, and Satan's Dream Team had done it's part.

Darwin and Hitler had together killed millions, and fired the first salvo against God, trying to convince people that God was not real, making the strengh of the Devil even stronger.

So now we look at our world today... the evidence of Satan's strangle hold on us is clear!  Democrats in power.  Liberals free to bloviate about "science" and other crap.  Homosexuals feeling free to "come out" even though God wants them to be Heterosexual.  Muslums being elected to congress!  Bush's approval ratings are at record lows!

Thanks Darwin.  You must be pretty proud of yourself.  All those people who died on 9/11 would be alive today if not for you.  Rot in Hell!

 

Wednesday, February 28, 2007 #    Comments [13]  | 

 

Lewis Black Mocks My Beliefs!!#

This "comedian" who openly admits that he is a Jew, suggests that I am a "F*ck nut"!! WTF!!

The worst part is that he is trying to make fun of us for realizing that fossils were put in the earth by the devil to try and convince us that God is not real!

But does Lewis give 1 single reason for why the Devil couldn't have done this?? NO!!



For all I know, Lewis is under the power of the Devil right now!!

Ever heard the phrase "Here comes the Devil, dressed in black"?  Well now remember that "Black" is Lewis Black's LAST NAME!! OMG!! 

I suppose that is just a conincidence too!?

 

Tuesday, February 13, 2007 #    Comments [14]  | 

 

Colts Win: World Officially Going To Hell#

Satan lead the Colts to a Superbowl win. Well I guess we are screwed. The Colts kicked the Bears ass, and as we point out earlier, this is a clear indication that Satan is gaining full control over the world.

The Rapture must be right around the corner.

I am really excited about the Rapture, but really disappointed that the evil-doers have seemingly won.

We used to be a country of Puritans, worshiping God, burning witches, and killing hethen Indians.

No, we have devolved into a demon worshiping country of Democrats, liberals, and homosexuals.

When you go an elect Democrats, no wonder Satan's power grows!
Monday, February 05, 2007 #    Comments [9]  | 

 

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